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JellyInjector

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About JellyInjector

  • Rank
    Just Getting Started
  • Birthday 12/28/1969

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  • Relationship Status
    Couple
  • Location
    Washington DC
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    xx/xx/xxxx
  1. First off, I wanted to thank everyone for their responses. My wife and I really appreciate the honesty. It's been a couple of months since I originally posted this, and yeah, I've taken a step back and realized that it's never going to be a perfect match. Everything to everyone, and all that. Given the fact that my wife is a 9.3 and I'm around a 5.8, it's almost to be expected, although not usually verbalized quite so crassly. Not long ago the roles were actually reversed, when we went to a Mimes Versus Clowns party, and I'll admit that my wife agreed to play with a falsely advertised Mime because I was very interested in the Clown (and in the end, we had to stop play when a pepper came out), but afterwards we talked it out and voiced out feelings. And that's the most important thing. And as far as faking an erection, it is possible. I usually use some Mexican Cialis and the EZ Grip Penis Pump (widely available), which I keep handy in our toy bag (no peppers in there!). I just excuse myself for a few minutes before playtime and get ready. Well, again - thanks for everything friends! - Dave M
  2. Thanks. I have to say, though, that my condition has not been without benefits. There's been at least one partner that was impressed because of my bend. Maybe she was just collecting the experience as a trophy (Most Bent Category...I should make a medal for that), but everyone ended up enjoying the experience when we looked past the flaws and let it rock and roll. I would only tell you that it's the differences that make us exciting, BECAUSE of our bends and boobs, not despite them!
  3. Just a quick question, because this has happened to us before, and I'm curious as to whether others have experienced this before... We've been to a number of events before, but the last one kinda threw me for a loop. We were talking with another couple, and just before we decided to head to one of the open rooms, I heard the husband of our friends tell his wife under his breath that it was her turn 'to take one for the team'. I was a little hurt by this, but upon reflection maybe this happens more often than not. Let's face it, couples are not equally attractive, and it wouldn't matter if they were. There have certainly been times in our experience when I'll find our female friend very attractive, while my wife believes our male friend only moderately so. And I'll be honest...my wife is definitely more of the "Halle Berry" quality, while I am more of a "Gary Busey" type. I guess my question would be, would you join an experience that you wouldn't ordinarily, if only because your partner really, really wants to? Possibly with the expectation that the roles would be reversed in the future? Please raise your hands if this has happened to you before. Thanks!
  4. I might be able to help with both issues. I also have a slight bend in my 'junk', as much as forty degrees, although it's only noticeable when I'm erect. Since we only play as couples, though, this is far less of an issue for me. Play with her, play with me. That's just how we roll. I'll admit that I've seen some pretty shocked and disgusted faces when my 'bend' appears, and we've even been accused of bait-and-switch tactics before, but those are the rules. It works for us.
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