The definition of Swinging

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by LOL_OMG

Maybe I'm a goober but I don't think clothes should be optional! My thinking is pizza/beer followed by spankins. THEN we could do the bananas, whipped cream and chocolate sauce after...it would be soothing and stuff. Hot melted cheeze? Ummm...maybe is there warm melted cheeze?

Okay, you're a goober (but I'm saying that in a very loving and not at all personal-attacky way), but no clothes is okay by me, if that's what you mean. Schedule and menu sound fine. We'll just have to let the cheese sticks cool a bit first.

*Thrax looks around...slowly takes off clothes...sucks in stomach...runs really fast...*

To the corner!

Thrax

[TeamSoBe]

Nice hijack, I love it.

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by TeamSoBe

Nice hijack, I love it.

See you in the corner. Bring the peanut butter. Smooth is better. Thanks.

Thrax

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by neoparadigm

All negative emotions are stemming from some fear based reaction..
Any negativity directed at me is coming from you not me..
I am here in peace and open to discussion..
simply put..

You are right... We are wrong...

Everyone - let's all take a breath...

Here is a guy - a "master swinging single" - who knows more about swinging than all us soccer moms and bored husbands... He is willing to lie to his playmates, cheat on his girl and offer someone he says he loves ultimatums so she can keep on dating him.

This shouldn't cause us to react negatively - I mean, every lie he has ever told has simply be an expression of his sex positive self; and since he knows so much more about swinging than we do - maybe we should just all shut up - sit at the feet of his wisdom and let HIM tell US just what it is he needs to do...

So - Neo - what do YOU need to do to save your relationship?

We should all feel fortunate if you choose to share your wisdom with us...

I know I can't wait - if I ever want to be like you I have a lot to learn about deception, manipulation and desperation...

Teach on...

Spoomonkey

[sexyshelby]

Originally Posted by TeamSoBe

Nice hijack, I love it.

Shame on all of you...hijacking the thread after only 37 nearly identical replies to the same question. Everyone knows it takes at least 40 answers to fully understand the meaning of swinging.

~SS

[LOL_OMG]

I want to be sex positive!

Like my dad used to say "I have enough write-offs. I need some right-ons!"

[CandPinSA]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

You are right... We are wrong...

Everyone - let's all take a breath...

Here is a guy - a "master swinging single" - who knows more about swinging than all us soccer moms and bored husbands... He is willing to lie to his playmates, cheat on his girl and offer someone he says he loves ultimatums so she can keep on dating him.

This shouldn't cause us to react negatively - I mean, every lie he has ever told has simply be an expression of his sex positive self; and since he knows so much more about swinging than we do - maybe we should just all shut up - sit at the feet of his wisdom and let HIM tell US just what it is he needs to do...

So - Neo - what do YOU need to do to save your relationship?

We should all feel fortunate if you choose to share your wisdom with us...

I know I can't wait - if I ever want to be like you I have a lot to learn about deception, manipulation and desperation...

Teach on...

Spoomonkey

Frankly, I'm extremely, unfathomably, super, mega -impressed that he's a "master swinging single", and that his current GF is a former porn star, one of his previous GF's was a top model in Vegas, etc....... wow.... I want to be like him when I grow up.

Mr. C

P.S. Even if all that BS WERE true, especially if it were true, Mrs. P has informed me that he's exactly the type of "single" we are NOT looking for. ----the type who is the only one impressed with himself.... the type who is more impressed with himself than anyone else in the entire world is.... and the only one who can't see that fact.

[LOL_OMG]

Originally Posted by CandPinSA

Even if all that BS WERE true, especially if it were true, Mrs. P has informed me that he's exactly the type of "single" we are NOT looking for. ----the type who is the only one impressed with himself.... the type who is more impressed with himself than anyone else in the entire world is.... and the only one who can't see that fact.

No No Mr. C! That's non-positive sex! Please join us in the corner for some nakid pizza and beer. There will be lessons to follow....

[Chicup]

I used to be sex positive but I took some antibiotic and it cleared up nicely.

[MoonLightKiss]

Alright, I gotta large pepperoni extra cheese, a medium sausage with the works, supreme with banana peppers, and a meat lovers. Also got a case of beer and sodas for those that don't drink. Now easy on the beer guys and gals, no drunkeness, we all want to remember what a great time we are having in this corner.

(Hands the pizza to Thrax and gets naked.)

Lets have fun

[intuition897]

Have I been bad enough for pizza and beer? Surrender I've been pretty snippy in my last few posts...do I qualify? And where does the line start for the spankings?

P.S.>> I'm already nekkid, so I'm halfway there.

...ooops, sorry Neo ...you might want to look away. I'm afraid I can't quite compete with the usual hotness you're used to. ...But...like it or not...I'm still gonna get nekkid!!

[LOL_OMG]

Originally Posted by intuition897

Have I been bad enough for pizza and beer? Surrender I've been pretty snippy in my last few posts...do I qualify? And where does the line start for the spankings?

As far as I know, everyone is invited for pizza and beerz! I dunno who's in charge of spankins, but the current order is Biblonde - Moonlightkiss - ME - Thrax - Intuition897. Any disputes, please raise them now

Mrs

[biblonde]

Geez..I go to work and come back and we are having a pizza and beer party before I get a spanking!! cool love pizza and beer and spoo you can have first dibs since you are a monitor! lol

[neoparadigm]

The most advanced form of swinging would be were each partner is totally free to do as they please.. play with whom they want whenever they want with the other being totally supportive and encouraging. I don't see much of that here.. Respect is letting go of your own fears and insecurities. It takes a strong and confident individual I think to tread such waters..

Why would you ever want to deprive you partner of pleasure? I see way too many potential problems with couples trying to agree on how they both should play.. I think a lot of you here are really in denial. If you really really love your partner ... you'll let them play as they will regardless of the outcome fitting your own agenda. Doing one for the team is absolute bullshit.

The kind of freedom that swinging could offer could transend a lot of the limitations people are binding themselves into as I read many of these posts..

I have in fact learned a lot here the past few days... and a lot of that learning is "what not to do" from the majority of posters here.

[fun4Ds]

neo, im really sorry that you have been kicked around a bit. but you are puttin your views into a board that just dosent fit your profile. every body has a wright to what ever oppinion that swinging would be.dont they? when we swung we would find people compatible with ourselves or what we belived to be. im sorry but if we were looking we probly wouldn't choose you guys no more than you would find us compatible with you. i.e. our rules would just be diffrent. maby we might find you attractive and hopefully you would find us attractive but wouldnt that be just a fuck? you said that would be the most advanced form of swinging in your ideal world ....not (is) but would be...we had a guy like that once, and he didnt care about how my wife felt..didnt care about how his partner felt about it all .. oh he thaught he was giving her great sex but (his my fuck all about me attitude ) ruined the sex for mrs.fun his partner and me..not would have or could have but DID.. not so perfect world now hey... we were looking for more than that just a fuck thing in the swinging world we found.we just have a responsibilty to our relationships first and above all. not saying you dont. its just seems diffrent from our point of swinging.

whene intuition said she was gettin naked i looked and then i looked away then i looked again and i thaught does she want me to look? does mrs. fun have any problems with me looking. somewhere that is where the respect lies with us. we care very much how the other person/ couple feels. does that make any since to you from your point of view?

if it dosent then i hope it gets me in to the party where there is pizza and spankings facelick to what seems to me a more perfect swingworld facelick