Too funny of a story

[VanHlebar]

So I get a text yesterday from some friends of ours indicating that they are having some folks over to their place and that we where invited if we had some time. MrsVan and I had to wait for a few hours to give a firm answer as we where waiting on some family matters to resolve before we could commit. Once things worked out we responded that we would go over and be there in a couple of hours.

Earlier in the day MrsVan and I had been teasing each other a lot. It has been many weeks as most will recall since her surgery and such and well now that she is back to "normal" our normal lives have finally resumed. Finally after the family left and we had a slight break we couldn't wait anymore and finally attacked each other.

So how does this all tie out. We finally goto our friends house later in the evening and they have a dog. This dog took and immediate "liking" to me. Matter of fact, she would not leave me alone. She kept sniffing at my crotch! I don't mean just a little, I mean literally trying to put her nose up my shorts type sniffs. I am laughing, everyone else is laughing and we keep trying to get the dog to leave me alone. I walk out back and start playing corn hole with the husband and a couple other guys and I comment on how friendly his dog is and how she won't leave me alone. Right in the middle of one of my throws he blurts out "You and Spring got laid before you came over didn't you." I just about died. Not embarrassed, it was just he said it so matter of fact and casually that I couldn't stop laughing. He said, oh man sorry to call you out like that, but it is the only thing I could think of. Every time the wife and I have sex she is the same way with me.

We had a pretty good laugh and I just kept the dog away from me the rest of the night the best I could, but from then on, every time the dog came around MrsVan and the other husband would smile. Not sure if his wife figured it out, but I am sure she knew and just never mentioned it.

-Van

[The Fuse]

Yep... saw that coming a mile away, because I am well aware that dogs want to sniff girls more than boys, and that it must be because of the scent. Just try being a girl and having your crotch smell like girl all the time... then the dog will always be interested in you. I always find it embarrassing. It's like the dog announcing, "Hey, you smell like pussy." I love dogs but I'd rather they did not do that.

[two4youinswva]

That cliche "Men are dogs" is starting to make more sense.

Originally Posted by VanHlebar

I walk out back and start playing corn hole with the husband and a couple other guys.

Ok, I had to look this one up. I didn't realize there was a game called Corn Hole. Around here, it means something TOTALLY different.

[Alura]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

That cliche "Men are dogs" is starting to make more sense.




Ok, I had to look this one up. I didn't realize there was a game called Corn Hole. Around here, it means something TOTALLY different.

Yeah... I wondered about that, too. My dictionary doesn't cover it, though.

Mr. Alura

[rpu3]

That's funny. Living in Ohio, I didn't think anything of "Corn Hole". It's evidently an institution for picnics and street festivals and tailgating around here. I've not played it myself, though, in any variation!


As to the original topic, one of our dogs is a notorious female "sniffer". She's doing better about knocking that off if she receives a death glare.

[Alura]

Let me be more specific... I've never heard of a game called "Corn Hole." How is it played?

Edit: Okay. I googled it and found there are a lot of companies making boards with holes in them, painted in college colors (The University of
Tulsa wasn't among them.) and intended to be played at tailgate parties. I guess the object is to toss an object like a ball or empty beer bottle through the hole. The name puts me off a bit, though. I don't think it would be allowed as a vanity license plate number in Oklahoma.

Mr. Alura

[JustAskJulie]

Here you go Alura: Corn Toss, Cornhole, Bean Bag and Bean Toss - Rules, Sets and Standards I got a laugh out of the name of the game too, as I'd never heard of it.

To the rest of us it's known as bean bag toss

[CXXC]

Julie
Thank you for the link. that is one of the games I have planned to make for my back yard. That is a one day project that will garner hours of pleasure. I installed Bimini Bowling (The Bimini Ring Game) a few months ago and it is a hit. If only we could bring back yard darts! LOL

As for the Dogs. this has happened to me a couple times. WTF?!?!? And as usual, everyone just laughs.

[SW_PA_Couple]

In the old fraternity house, we had a mascot, a wire-haired terrier or some such small breed. We kept him around because he entertained the women when they came over to the house for a visit or a party. He used to favor certain women over others. There was one that he would always mount her leg and make like he was humping.

Now, after all these years, I get a hint as to the reason that dog might have favored some women. I wish I had known before.

Thanks for the story.

~M

[VanHlebar]

lol sorry folks, I just call it what we call it around here although I have hard it call bean toss or bags.

-Van

[Alura]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Here you go Alura: Corn Toss, Cornhole, Bean Bag and Bean Toss - Rules, Sets and Standards I got a laugh out of the name of the game too, as I'd never heard of it.

To the rest of us it's known as bean bag toss

Thanks, Julie, for the reminder that we're never too old to learn. Just a few days ago if some dude had said to me, "Hey, Al, some of the guys are going out into the back yard to do some cornholing. Want to join us?" I'd have said, "Thanks for the invitation but I have an early buffalo hunt in the morning. Y'all have a nice evening!"


Mr. Alura

[Chicup]

Where we are its called 'bags', though I call it corn holing just to be me.

[fun4Ds]

Some of our eastern Indiana friends have created a game with the same principles. They call it "Washers" You pitch a flat washer like horse shoes, or Corn-hole bags at a hole. The outside diameter of the washer is undersized to the inside diameter of the hole by about a quarter inch. Sounds impossible, but its not actually. One couple have their yard lit with super stadium lights to play at night.

The washers are 2" Flat Washers if I remember correctly. That would give an outside diameter of about 3 and a half to 4 inches. They are about a quarter of an inch thick so that makes them pretty hefty to throw. Points are scored according to closeness or the washer falling in the hole.

Our dogs not a crotch sniffer, but after reading of your exploits Van. I'm going to have to wonder about our friends now especially, if we see this happen. And yes, we have seen it happen

[cplnuswing]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Ok, I had to look this one up. I didn't realize there was a game called Corn Hole. Around here, it means something TOTALLY different.

Same here. Mr. Van just so nonchalantly throwing that out there in the original post had me sitting up in my chair thinking this was going to be the thread to end all threads.

Originally Posted by Alura

Just a few days ago if some dude had said to me, "Hey, Al, some of the guys are going out into the back yard to do some cornholing. Want to join us?" I'd have said, "Thanks for the invitation but I have an early buffalo hunt in the morning. Y'all have a nice evening!"


Mr. Alura

[Just Passing By]

A late friend ( boating accident, not that we had a falling out) used to have a German Shepard. He would either ignore, or give dirty looks to most people. But me he LIKED. Everytime I sat down, he would start liking my ear, and humping my elbow at the same time.