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  1. #31

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    Here is one that always catches our eye:

    We are a fun couple....

    NO, sorry, we only play with Un-Fun couples! Dahhh
    Last edited by cocpl2007; 07-31-2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason: grammar

  2. #32

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    My own tag-line is an old cliche:

    "Have some... you'll want some more an hour later"
    Have some... you'll want some more an hour later

  3. #33

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    Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?

    Stop laughing or I WILL put my clothes back on.

  4. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdavisauto View Post

    Damn I need to come up with something. I feel left out. Hay how about starting a "I feel left out" group?
    How about this?

    Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

    I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

    LM

  5. #35

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    Quote Originally Posted by LikeMinds321 View Post
    How about this?

    Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

    I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

    LM
    Didn't think about that one.

    Stop laughing or I WILL put my clothes back on.

  6. #36

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    That reminds me of:

    "Lame party! I leave as soon as I find my cloths"

  7. #37

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    Quote Originally Posted by LikeMinds321 View Post
    How about this?

    Stop laughing or I will put my clothes back on.

    I think your signature line is hilarious! I would have to open up a profile with that tagline.

    LM
    Our sig line is actually a rip from someone else's profile - "Doggie Style is Mandatory.". They were actually very serious about this, it was the only position they wanted to do, and the whole thing made us laugh!
    "Doggie Style is Mandatory." -- from a Swing Lifestyle profile we came across!

  8. #38

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    not a one-liner, but this is my favorite description from a SM... i refer back to it when i'm in the mood for a chuckle:

    I have an assortment of hobbies and interests as long as you might imagine. I'm a private pilot, and I enjoy flying frequently. I also enjoy traveling and I get an opportunity to do so both for work and pleasure. Last year I visited 4 other countries. I've been backpacking through Vietnam and Cambodia, I've been to Kenya for a 2 week photo safari and to Tanzania to climb Mt Kilimanjaro. I've been diving in the Indonesian Seas for weeks on end without seeing another human.

  9. #39

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opportunists View Post
    not a one-liner, but this is my favorite description from a SM... i refer back to it when i'm in the mood for a chuckle:
    Dang, is he wanting some one to chase him down to fuck him.

  10. #40

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    Ok, I saw this one two days ago.

    "2007 is going to be a great year for swinging".



    (If only the username had been "McFly")
    It's so cold outside that I feel like I had my circumcision reversed.

  11. #41

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    A man on one site advertises himself as "semi-circumcised" ???????????
    Who doesn't like a PB&J sandwich?

  12. #42

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    From the description of the husband in one couple's profile:

    ...and he has a full head of curly brown hair and blue eyes.

    Unfortunately, there were no face pics of him to confirm this.

    Thrax
    You get what you play for.

  13. #43

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    "looking for a reason not to give up on this site" -- from a couple whose profile had no pictures, no physical description of themselves and nothing to indicate their areas of interest aside from 'hanging out' and 'shooting pool.' Hey -- give US a reason to be interested in you!

    "I know I'm cutting my own throat by doing this" -- from a married guy who admits that his wife doesn't know that he's signed up on a swingers' site.

    "Hmmmmm, so far this is not working. Any suggestions?"
    -- From a couple who have been registered with SLS for a year and a half. SUGGESTON: TRY ANSWERING MESSAGES THAT ARE SENT TO YOU! (based upon the non-response I got...)

    Sheesh...

  14. #44

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    One thing that gets me are the profiles that have been on the site for a couple of years. Yet they still are written with the "we are new" "we have no experience" "don't know what we are looking for" etc. etc. etc. And they were on-line today.
    Try anything once, twice if it is fun, three times if it is real good!

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    Allow me to be frank at the commencement, you will not like me....


    This is only a small portion of one of the strangest profiles I've ever seen

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