Be Slutty, Live Longer!

[imsnowman]

From Nerve.com:

Right about now you should stop feeling jealous of happy couples, because they are going to die. Real soon. We have come to this airtight conclusion after reviewing a study released by the Society for Conservation Biology. Its findings: on a wildlife preserve in Ghana, species that were monogamous or maintained small harems were more prone to extinction than species with larger harems. Basically, if you're a big slut, you'll live forever, is all I'm saying.

This flies in the face of millennia-old rhetoric, in which sowing your wild ones was strongly discouraged, especially if you happened to possess a vagina. But all those who were burned at the stake, stoned, had their penis lopped off or put in a bag of rocks and chucked in the lake for getting jiggy with it can take some comfort in the knowledge that some scientists say modern-day fuck fans outlive their monogamous brethren. Researchers have posited several theories as to why debauched monkeys live longer, suggesting, among other things, that when animals live in pairs or small groups, it is easier for hunters to sneak up on them. Not that we advocate couple-hunting. Well, not exactly. But we do advocate furthering God's design, and if that means couple-hunting, well, who are we to stand in the way?

[bbcpl4cpl]

LONG LIVE THE SWINGERS!!!!

We'll live to be old and people will ask to know of our secret and we shall not tell them!

Let us all partake of this "fountain of youth" and rejoice!!


Tigress xx (jumping around and around --- 100th post!)



makes you wonder whether George Burns and Bob Hope had a great sex life!!

[Roxysbayou]

Originally posted by bbcpl4cpl
Tigress xx (jumping around and around --- 100th post!)

Congrats on the T-shirt!

And I thought that there was something wrong with me. Survival of the species!

[PaulKing]

As I always said, clean living kills! (bored to death?)

Sluts will inherit the Earth.

[Misty&Todd]

That is awsome..... i think we will live longet because we are happy adn like you said PaulKind we wont be board to death

[CLITFRIEND]

Why are the long l;iving ladies getting the exotic name--"slut" and long living men just called "dirty old men"--Cant you call us "Slut toys" or something like that????

[PaulKing]

The (female) bartender at my local L.A. Club always shouted out "the slut is here" when I arrived.

Men can be sluts too and proud of it. I must admit, however, that I am getting to be a dirty old man now.

Father Time may not be a slut but he sure is a bitch!

[alabamafuntonig]

well ther goes all the scintific facts on why married people live longer.....hum in the name of science i shall offer myself as a test subject...let all the virgins in alabama join me an my wife and we shall see if it works out in 20 years....lol

[CLITFRIEND]

Originally posted by alabamafuntonig
well ther goes all the scintific facts on why married people live longer.....hum in the name of science i shall offer myself as a test subject...let all the virgins in alabama join me an my wife and we shall see if it works out in 20 years....lol

Does this mean that you are going to offer room and board fro free to all virgins for the next 20 years--provided that they save themselves for you so that you may indwell in thier fountain of youth for the next 20 years???? If this is so----then I am becoming a new resident of Alabama---and as of right now I reclaim my virginity!!!!! <EG>

[alabamafuntonig]

we can work out room and board arrangments....in the name of science.................ps....supplies are limeted one per person cannot be combined with any other offer..expires 6/3/03
no purchase nessecerry..we are not affiliated with the coke a c ola or coke product family....

[CLITFRIEND]

Originally posted by alabamafuntonig
we can work out room and board arrangments....in the name of science.................ps....supplies are limeted one per person cannot be combined with any other offer..expires 6/3/03
no purchase nessecerry..we are not affiliated with the coke a c ola or coke product family....

I want a rain check on this offer!!! I want a rain check on this offer!!!---Unless of course u send me a picture of the Mrs.---I am sure that would encourage me to buy my airplane tickets now---but geez---that doesnt give me much time to pack now does it----uh Mr. Alabama? What size paants do u wear???

[alabamafuntonig]

33 -30 with a lot of room in the britches and you(is this a normal question)

[TymKeepr]

Originally posted by PaulKing
The (female) bartender at my local L.A. Club always shouted out "the slut is here" when I arrived.

Men can be sluts too and proud of it. I must admit, however, that I am getting to be a dirty old man now.

Father Time may not be a slut but he sure is a bitch!

I have a gay friend who, rather than being called a slut (though he happily admits to being one!) laughingly prefers to be called "sexually generous".

TymKeepr

[MagicEnigma]

I'll admit, just once, when meeting a bunch of new people, guys in particular, when they ask me what I do for fun, to answer: "Oh, I'm a slut." Just to see the reaction, just once!