House Party Rules

[AprilMike]

If you pass out with your shoes on, its all allowed. Oh wait, thats just our party rules.

[TheMiddleDoor]

here's our party rules...

GENERAL RULES
1)no means no
don't be afraid to say no. and if you say "maybe" or "not now",
understand that this means they will be back later! if someone tell
you NO and you keep it up you WILL be ejected, and you will NOT be
allowed back. if you can't take NO respectably don't bother to show
up. in my 6 years or so as doorman we've VERY rarely had to eject
anyone. let's leave it that way.

also remember that this applies to online as well. if someone tells you
"no thank you"..and you keep on asking...I'll make sure you're done here
and a lot of other places as well.

2)have fun
and if something is making things not enjoyable for you, let us
know, and we WILL fix it.

3)BYOB
we don't supply alcohol. you need to bring your own!

4)smoking is outside on the back porch
please respect those that don't smoke by leaving it outside!

5)leave the drugs at home
alcohol is legal. other drugs aren't.

SINGLE MALE RULES
1)you must go through our interview process prior to attendance. call
joe (xxx)xxx-xxxx and ask for an interview. if we have room for a
single male you might get one.

2)no admittance for single males until 9:30. NO exceptions.

DIRECTIONS
we don't publish the directions to the party. if you are a couple or a single female ASK, we will gladly send them out to you.

single males MUST go through the interview process. when you get an interview, you will be given directions.

PARKING
please park on the same side of the street as the house is on, all
the way down in either direction, just don't block any driveways or
the fire hydrants.

also the side of the house down to the parking lot behind the house
is usually open. the lot behind the house is for residents, please
don't block it or park there.

if there is ever a parking ban in portsmouth..usually in the winter...
we have a lot nearby we can park at and we will gladly shuttle you
back and forth. just come to the front of the house and we'll show you
where it is.

parking hasn't been a problem...yet. but it could turn into one.

see you at a party!

allen the doorman

[The Fuse]

Originally Posted by MrkLin

I solved the music dilemma by asking everyone to bring their favorite party CDs. I rip them into iTunes, then have the couple select up to 5 tunes from that CD to play during the party. It gets people involved, and they have a say in the music. The only exception to that rule is our annual Parrothead Party, where the music is all Jimmy Buffett - all the time...

Fantastic idea!!

[iapr]

All the suggestions have been good. the one that we have that I have not seen addressed yet is to set aside an easily accessable 'No-play zone' such as a living room or main area of a hotel suite where no play or nudity is to occur. That way people have an area they can feel less encroached or pressured in.