Presidents and Assholes

[discoandvyper]

We like to play this card game when we have adult entertainment nights. It serves as both a good icebreaker and a way to start the sexual fun for the evening.

YOU WILL NEED : I pack of regular playing cards. Plenty of beer or alcoholic beverage of choice (it works best with beer as a lot of drinking is involved and you don't want to get everyone too soused to perform for later). Props as needed by the commandments as outlined below.

TO PLAY:

Shuffle the deck and deal each player seven cards. The person to the right of the dealer goes first.

To begin play, player one will lay down a card, two of like cards, three of like cards, or all four of like cards. Like cards is defined as the same number, so for example two jacks can be played, three aces, or four sixes. You cannot lay down two spades or three clubs, as the number is the important one to match and not the suit.

For this demostration, we will say that player one has laid down a single seven.

Player two must match or higher the number on the card. He may lay down another seven if he wants. He may lay down a single card higher than a seven if he wants. If he wants to lay down two, three, or four of a kind, the number on the cards he is playing must be higher than or equal to the card already played. For example, he may lay down a jack, two nines, three aces, or four kings, but he may not lay down two fours as four is lower than the seven already played.

For this demonstration, we will say that player two lays down two kings.

Player three follows the same rules as player two. For this demonstration, we will say that he does not have anything that can beat the two kings laid down by player two. Player three passes his turn.

Player four cannot beat two kings, so player four passes his turn.

Player one cannot beat two kings, so player one passes his turn.

We have now passed around the table. Anytime a player lays down a card or cards that no other player can beat and thus the turn is passed all the way around the table back to the player that last played the card(s), you will restart the hand. In this demonstration, player two has played a card(s) that nobody else can beat. It is now up to player two to restart the hand, playing any card or cards that he wants to play.

Here's what makes the game interesting. The first player to play all their cards (has no cards left in their hand) is the President of the next hand. The second player to go out of cards is the Vice President. You will then make up titles for each remainding player in the game EXCEPT for the last person, who will become the peon. Example titles are Secretery, Police man, Fire man, Treasurer, and the like. You need at one title per person. Make out a heirarchy to show which title is higher ranking than other titles. The Peon is always the lowest ranking person.

The President of a hand gets to order any person to do any thing the President wants. The Vice President can order anyone to do anything he/she wants EXCEPT for the President as the Vice President does not outrank the President. Any person may order a person of lower rank to do anything the person of higher rank wants. Traditionally, the Peon gets picked on by everyone.

Usually, there's a couple standard orders we have. Take a drink/Go make me a drink is one. Show your boobies/butt is another. However, don't think that orders have to stick to anything. The idea of the game is that you have to be willing to do anything and we mean anything someone orders you to do. We've played where the person being ordered around has to go outside and sing to the nieghborhood. We've played oral sex rules. Basically, anything you can think of is fair game.

Oh, and remember, if you're the peon one round, you could be the President the next. Revenge rules apply in full force.

Have fun and remember to be safe.

[ANGEDKY(mr)]

Boy that game brings back memories..............

[BiloxiCouple]

And I remember when strip poker was popular....

[blondie77]

We play this one a lot! We play where if one person is president for 3 rounds, he/she gets to make a rule....hmmmmmmmm

[fun4Ds]

we will have to try this game sounds kinda fun thanks for sharing this

[cj22s]

We have played it where every time a person has to pass his/her turn they have to take a shot. But we would never play it that way at swing party.

[ohash01]

It's like being back in college again. Ahhh. I will never forget the night when a group of my friends and I were hanging out at my dad's house and we were playing. He comes home in his police uniform and we're all pretty well done at this point. Everyone is like "HEEEEYYY BILLLL!!!" He says "Alright...who's underage? Do I need to arrest anyone?" And then he sat down and learned to play with us. Haha.

You absolutely MUST adhere to the "President 3 Times Makes A Rule". It results in much hilarity. My personal favorites are the "little green man" rule (Before you take a sip, you must remove or flick the little green man from the lip of your cup or he'll fall in, then you have to drain it to save him) and "drink, drank, drunk" (Any person who utters any of these words must do it!). We have also played with various "take your clothes off" rules. If you spill or dibble, take something off...if you are the last to do something, take some clothes off...ect. ect. (NOT recommended if your father is drinking with you...)

[discoandvyper]

Oh yes, ohash is definitely right. You absolutely must have whoever makes president three times in a row making rules. We find that it usually bites you in the ass if you make a rule, because eventually you're going to break your own rule.

Good to see this game gets around!