Where do you carry your condoms?

[ALilOEverything]

We are going to our first on premise club this weekend. What a great way to celebrate turning 30 (or at least a few days before) I'm trying to get everything in order and my confirmation email said all purses have to be kept in a locker. I was planning on picking up a tiny purse just to keep the condoms in but now I don't know. I can't imagine running back to the locker and running down the hall with a strip of condoms in hand before I lose the mood I don't have enough clevage to keep them in there And I suppose my husband could keep them in his pocket but I would rather have them right with me.

We're meeting a group of people, some we've met, some we haven't but all really great easy going people and then we'll be bringing friends with us. We're going to push tables together and just make it a big party. This makes me a lot less nervous! I have no expectations other than to dance and have a great time and if the only nookie I get is from my husband I'll be more than happy BUT I still want to be prepared just in case.

[fun_pairTX]

The club we attend has them all over the place, no need to bring your own.

[NWARcouple]

Not all clubs have condoms available... So you might want to be prepared.

Beyond that, we don't have any advice to offer because we have wondered the same thing!!!


Have fun!

[good times]

I carry a couple in my pocket, Mrs. GT has a little purse she carries with condoms and disposible wipes.

If they don't let you carry a little purse then the only thing I can think of is condom jewelry (attach them to a string as a necklace). Just kidding, I actually have no idea.

[fun_pairTX]

Actually the necklace is not a bad idea for the ladies. The gents could perhaps get a couple of long strings of condoms in wrappers and wear them crossed on the chest like the bandoliers of ammo worn by South American Rebel types. It could be a rakish Errol Flynn type image.

[EvilMJ]

Originally Posted by fun_pairTX

Actually the necklace is not a bad idea for the ladies. The gents could perhaps get a couple of long strings of condoms in wrappers and wear them crossed on the chest like the bandoliers of ammo worn by South American Rebel types. It could be a rakish Errol Flynn type image.

I almost spit water all over my computer..... !!! The mental image was just too much !!!

[DanBridget]

I built this watch that with a push of the button it opens up to condoms.
No really.. the club we went had lockers so we just placed them in an over night bag with a change of clothes. When the time came we went and got them. But this club did offer them too.

[wrnakedru]

Many of the condom speciality shops in this area have a carousel rack near the checkout sporting condom earrings. The condoms are still safely protected and sealed in their wrapper, with a "french hook"-type earring wire attached. Some are done at the corner, making for a diamond shaped earring. Others at the midpoint of one side, which results in a squarish design. Still others have been trimmed in a 'rounded' fashion, making for an oval earring.

Those earrings sporting colored condoms in clear wrappers are especially attractive and can be purchased in a wide variety of colors to match your favorite different club attire.

If you have a "condom of choice" that you prefer and don't want to rely on the choice others make jewelry from, most hobby stores have the necessary "findings" or "hardware" available so you can make your own. Even the notions and hobby area at Wal-Mart carries the necessary wires or posts for you to make your own.

They make for a great conversation starter too - in club surroundings or elsewhere.

Amusing to wear them - and see who notices what they are.

WR

[NewTemptations]

My guess would be that the club you are planning on attending has the "purses in lockers" policy because they dont want to be responsible for lost or stolen valuables.

You might want to call or email them to see if its ok to carry with you a small makeup type bag with condoms, lube etc. that way if it gets lost the only thing you are out is the cost of a few condoms.

Laura

[Mrs Spoomonkey]

Mr Spoo keeps some in his pockets, we play together so it's not a problem if I am not carrying them. I do take a little purse with extra's in it, sometimes I carry it other times I put it in a locker if I don't want have to watch it all night (although it only has play essentials, no money). Also, I would think that all they guys would carry them, I mean they are there for the potential to play We have more trouble with the single guys not having them, what are they thinking? head bang

Good luck and have fun. Oh, and please do tell us how it goes

Mrs Spoomonkey

[DandS]

The club we attend does not have the purses in locker rule so I usually carry some in my bag but I've never used them. Hubby carries some in his pockets and those are the ones that get used. Also, generally the male of the other couple has some in his pocket as well.

Hope you have fun this weekend!

D

[Bu&Sandra]

This is a litle embarassing but here goes. as I am amply endowed I can actually keep 2 condoms under my booby. The weight and size of them holds the condom inplace. Try it

[fun_pairTX]

One of the former Mrs Fun's (Evil Redhead #2) could carry a box of condoms under one and a 6 pak of tall boys under the other..........................

[robnbarb]

I go with the pocket idea, seems the most practical.

[JustAskJulie]

Luckily, I have cleavage so I can put them there. I have also put them in my boots if I was wearing my thigh highs. If you are wearing a garter belt that is an option as well. You could always get creative and find some way to pin them inside of whatever you are wearing (though the packaging not through the condom itself, of course).