So what's YOUR excuse?

[intuition897]

This is a new thread inspired by Odd Call From Mom.

Lots of us have kids that need babysitters and often they are dropped off at their Grandparent's place. Or maybe you just find other parts of your usual 'vanilla' life nosing their way into your Swingdom. When this happens, more often than not, we find ourselves needing to think on our feet and come up with a plausible excuse as to why our social life suddenly exploded with people that seemingly come out of the woodwork? Why are we so giddy all the time? What the hell is wrong with you two anyway; you'd swear you were still as horny as you were on you honeymoon? Is that lipstick on [Mr. intuition's] pantleg?? [Mrs. intuition], you never wear fuschia...

You get the idea. What kinds of excuses have you come up with? I'm looking forward to some interesting responses to this one...

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by intuition897

What kinds of excuses have you come up with? I'm looking forward to some interesting responses to this one...

I was thinking about this very thing the other day.

We are looking forward to the responses too. We need some suggestions to help us out with this.

Our most "inquisitive" person we have to deal with (so far) is our preteen daughter. (Where did you meet them?). She is easy enough to deal with. What we're worried about is the adults that want "details" about what we are doing and where, etc.

[SBcpl]

Originally Posted by intuition897

What the hell is wrong with you two anyway; you'd swear you were still as horny as you were on you honeymoon?

We can relate... The weekend after our first MFM we had a BBQ at our house for a bunch of our good friends. Several times during the course of the evening we were told, "For crissake, why don't you guys get a room!"

We don't have any good answers yet to your question, but we've become very sensitive to how frequently our friends ask, "Done anything interesting lately?" or "Have anything exciting planned this weekend?" We have all we can do to keep from breaking out into hysterical laughter and giggles.

Also have to be careful that we coordinate our stories and hope that we don't forget which story went with which occasion.
~ B ~

[biblonde]

His dad always watches our kids and sometimes his sis. We always say we are going out to dinner and to the bar with friends and of course the boys cant go to the bar!! His sis did say one time...."what you two all the sudden think you need a life besides kids!! Geez you would think you two were out swinging as often as you go out with so called friends" I just laughed and said..oh yea we are out screwing all our friends from work....she laughed back and I took one huge sigh of relief!! All them Damn TV shows on swinging are giving them ideas on what we are up to!! lol His dad has never questioned us since he thinks we are out with friends from hubbies work or being taken out by his new employees for a "get to know each other dinner"..lol Lucky for us though the boys have always loved spending the weekends with my in-laws so it isnt all that odd to them. That is kinda their home away from home to them. They live real close which is nice too!!

[fun_pairTX]

Nobody will ever believe it. We have done this several times and everyone laughs under the misapprehension that we are yankiing their chain.

[biblonde]

I joke around so much about everything that no one ever knows when i am being serious. I do this at work to and they arent sure if they should think I am up to something for real or laughing at their questions...it is soooo much fun when everyone gets fooled about what we are really doing!!

[funtoplay]

I have to admit...the telling the truth thing seems like it would work!!!

[northindycpl]

my assistant will alsways ask me where I have met friends. It is the most uncanny thing really. She will ask me about my weekend or something and ask who I was with and then literally ask where did I meet these friends?

My typically response is through mutual friends at a party. That seems to be the best excuse I have come up with to date and it is actually the truth most of the time, which makes me feel good about not lying.

My podiatrist on the other hand has really been asking me a lot of questions lately after I made a comment about not doing a particular thing one day, because I was going dancing the next day in strappy sandals. As soon as the words came out, the next question from him was where do we go dancing that would require me to be dressed up in strappy sandals. (WTF?)

I then said the town name (which is a big town) at a club. He stated very enthusiastically that he grew up in that town and knows it like the back of his hand....he asked me to tell him the name of the club. I said I didn't know, then what street is it on, I replied I didn't know. About a million questions later I just frustratedly blurted out... I am lying to you! I am not going to a club in any town to go dancing. I am simply going to have sex with my husband and I want my feet to look nice while they are behind my head.

He looked at me so shocked and I blushed and he told me to see him for a follow up in 2 weeks.

Two weeks later I went back to see him and the first thing he asked me was how Mr. Indy was doing.

LOL

[DBL D]

Originally Posted by biblonde

His dad always watches our kids and sometimes his sis. We always say we are going out to dinner and to the bar with friends and of course the boys cant go to the bar!! His sis did say one time...."what you two all the sudden think you need a life besides kids!! Geez you would think you two were out swinging as often as you go out with so called friends" I just laughed and said..oh yea we are out screwing all our friends from work....she laughed back and I took one huge sigh of relief!! All them Damn TV shows on swinging are giving them ideas on what we are up to!! lol His dad has never questioned us since he thinks we are out with friends from hubbies work or being taken out by his new employees for a "get to know each other dinner"..lol Lucky for us though the boys have always loved spending the weekends with my in-laws so it isnt all that odd to them. That is kinda their home away from home to them. They live real close which is nice too!!

So very funny BB! I agree that: TV has Got to Stop Producing Shows On Swinging!

M.D.

[WoodyInSoCal]

As a single male it's clearly easier for me to divulge my alternate lifestyle. For a man to be promiscuous it's almost a badge of honor. I gave up a long time ago trying to make excuses for my clearly observable happy demeanor.

When people at work ask me why I'm so happy, I tell them that I have just had a most memorable weekend with an incredible delicious, insatiable woman, explaining how her hubby and I pleasured her over and over throughout the night, or that I've been to a party where everyone got naked and made love to everyone elses partners.

When I first tell them this, they think I'm just pulling their leg, but then over time, they come to me and ask what incredible adventure I've had. And when I tell them I host parties where all of this occurs, I can see the wistful looks in their eyes - whether male of female - as they imagine just what it would be like for them.

A dear friend of mine who lives on the East coast and works for the government in a very stogy, extremely responsible position, comes bouncing into the office on Mondays and her associates ask her what's making her so happy. Well, this dear woman looks like your young grandma. She tells them she's been having wild orgies all weekend long. But she has poutingly told us that no one will believe her!

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Our most "inquisitive" person we have to deal with (so far) is our preteen daughter. (Where did you meet them?). She is easy enough to deal with. What we're worried about is the adults that want "details" about what we are doing and where, etc.

We have a 10 year old (going on 18, she thinks) daughter as well. She's very inquisitive. We've let her know that we have friends that we like to hang out with, and that no, she can't go because it's a party for adults [insert whining here]. Sorry. She's aware that they sometimes stay overnight because they live fairly far away, and that it's not safe to drink and drive (she heartily agrees with this part) so they often stay over. But she doesn't understand why we never introduce them. She finds that very confusing, as in 'what are we hiding from her?' There are just certain aspects of adult life that kids are not privy to, and our sex life is simply none of their business. We don't feel a need to explain ourselves beyond what I mentioned above.

With the adults? Depending on who it is, sometimes we can be a little more open about our activities...to a point. We say we're going to a dance club in Toronto. We just don't say which club it is, or what kind it is. I think most people we've told this to are just surprised that we're this outgoing.

[starlinn]

My children are older. My daughter is out on her own with her own children and my 18 year old son is in school and works, so he isnt around a whole lot. It isnt uncommon for us to go on weekend excursions, so they are not suspicious. We have never had anything going on at the house yet, and I don't know how we would tackle that yet, should we have start.
But reading these posts are really making me think! I remember MY parents having parties with "office friends" and potential "clients" of my fathers! It was about once a month. When my father bought our house, the lower level was set up with a wet bar, sterio, TV, I mean, it was a real party area! We children loved party days, because we would help my mom prepare food, clean the house, pick music out, and stuff like that. My mother and father would dress to the hilt, and I can remember thinking, why are they dressing to the hilt for a party at home?? Party time always started after our bedtime. Except for glimpses of the party goers, we were not allowed in the lower level of our home!!! (This is when childern listened to their parents) This was a common occurance. OMG..now I am beginning to wonder exactly what MY parents were up to!

[EvilMJ]

We are going through this right now. We are going out so much more wtih our swinger friends, and my parents now want to know where we met them, and where we are going. Normally I just say that we met on line in a parents site (our kids are the same age), and that is good enough.

However, my sister caught me off guard one night and asked me where i was going, I told her a dance, she asked where...i said i didn't know (how smooth was that). Then I told her that we were going with friends and hubby knew where it was...I just can't lie easily anymore..

[TNT]

Ted and I are lucky in that our children are old enough that no baby-sitter is needed. The kids are used to us going out as even before we got involved with swinging we always went out at least one weekend a month, so they think nothing of it.

The only time we need a sitter is when we go away for the weekend; we don't leave them by themselves if we are going to be over an hour away. When we leave for the weekend, they stay at the grandparents. No excuse is given other than we are going away for the weekend. Sometimes we will tell where we are going as far as the town, sometimes not. My parents are good about jumping in the car and seeing where they end up, so they just think we picked up this habit. It also helps with my parents in that they went out just about every weekend while I was growing up, so they really don't think anything of Ted and I doing the same thing.

When others ask where we are going, we just say out. If they ask where, we just say don't know yet, where ever we end up. If they ask to go with us, we say not this time we're going out to be alone with each other. We've always been fairly private people, so we don't really have a lot of friends or family asking what we do or where we go, probably because they know they wouldn't get an answer anyway.


Teresa

[NaughtyKitten]

Originally Posted by intuition897

This is a new thread inspired by Odd Call From Mom.

Glad to know I've inspired you. I'm new here and a little worried that I post too much. If people are getting something from what I have to say, I guess I don't have to worry.

I already answered what my excuse is but I'll repeat it for those who didn't read odd call from mom. I work in community theater and I told hubbies mom (our babysitter) that a friend of ours from the theater moved. We went to visit her and go dancing last saturday. Really, we went to a swing club. She had no idea and asked all kinds of questions about our friend. I guess we'll have to keep track of the lies so we don't screw up the story some time.

TV has Got to Stop Producing Shows On Swinging!

Ok what shows? I haven't seen them. Only the Oprah show on swingers.

About a million questions later I just frustratedly blurted out... I am lying to you! I am not going to a club in any town to go dancing. I am simply going to have sex with my husband and I want my feet to look nice while they are behind my head.