Most embarrassing moments in swinging

What is the most outragious thing that you've seen/experienced while swinging?

here's my contribution.

We hooked up last week with a guy last week and wound up coming back to our place for a threesome. As the guy began to orgasm he ripped the loudest and most disgustingly orderous fart you've ever smelled. Worse, then he tried to blame it on our dog!

[JustAskJulie]

LMAO... Luckily we've never encountered anything like that.. or really anything that I would call outrageous to that extent.

[danc694u]

Can't say we've ever had that one happen.

But hey! If you liked it. I can hook you up with the ex wife. She pulled that a couple of times...Dog blaming and all LMAO

[tx_swing_3sums]

Most outragous thing well hmmmm....we swing with this couple often and we decided all to go camping one weekend. It was a funfilled weekend ...we sat around the campfire naked and of course alot of sex!!!! The other guy other and myself always use condoms for protection. Well had sex that morning and then went on a little hike. We came back all ready to go for it again. My hubby decided he was going to please me with his talented tongue. Oh boy did he get a surprise!!! All four of us were in the camper and suddenly my hubby sits straight up and was apperantly chewing on something. He pulled it out of his mouth looking at object he found very puzzled. I was sitting there thinking "oh myyy" what possibly could be in his mouth???? We all looked up to the surprise of a CONDOM!!!!! We were laughing hysterically the other guy had left it there by accident!! Wow what a laugh!!

[CindyB]

Originally posted by tx_swing_3sums:
[QB We all looked up to the surprise of a CONDOM!!!!! We were laughing hysterically the other guy had left it there by accident!! Wow what a laugh!![/QB]

Let me guess. 3 of you laughed... one of you gargled?

[JustAskJulie]

A testament to the fact that you guys don't use condoms with your own partners.. no one noticed when he pulled out that the condom was missing.

I've had that happen (condom falling off inside) a couple of times way back when.. not fun to go digging for it.. consider yourself lucky he licked it out

[pelagic argosy]

Without going into too much detail, let me just say our most outragious moment involves a weekend, a fraternity, and a pair of handcuffs.

[walrus0115]

Well, recently on our honeymoon at Hedo II in Jamaica a friend was performing the "muff diving" competition upon my new bride and nearly drowned. He started to inhale water through his nose and we had to basically push the water out of his chest when he came up comatose. However, she was VERY proud that a man would drown himself for a taste of her little box.

[Corinne]

Well, the most outragious thing happening to me...I was in a mfm 3-some and was doing it doggiestyle standing up (well, leaning over)and when I was straightening up... well, let's just say, pussy farts (excuse the cruel language) are not funny...even though I have to give the guys credit, they were cracking up...not me, though!
Corinne

[Flori_DAMAN]

We met a couple that we had been friends with for quite a while.. Set up a dinner at a local restaurant. Well the couples wife had a sister that had a family gathering at that particular restaurant at the same time. She had cancelled forgetting what restaurant it was at. Firstly she was embarassed that they were all there while we dined in the same place but the best part was when her uncle (unknowingly to us) videod us having a conversation and the topic was orgies....

[OhioCouple]

As we all know in even our own sexual lives with our mates things can happen that are hysterical or an embarrassment. Factor in other partners and then the emotions are multiplied in more ways than one.

Have you ever been in either situation? And how did you handle it? Did you laugh it off or did it bring you closer as friends?

We have some friends that we are still in the early stages of really getting to know. Several weeks ago, we were at their home (they have a hot tub and prefer to entertain). We spent a couple of hours in the hot tub (which is in their garage) after dinner just mingling and talking, enjoying the feel. The weather had turned somewhat colder so the male of the other couple turned on the propane heater to warm up the garage area. We got out of the hot tub and warmed ourselves up standing around talking when it was suggested that the men give the ladies a massage. We went into the house and piled into the king sized bed and let the guys proceed to slather us with cornstarch, (which by the way is great for massages). As is the natural course of things, it became quite heated and highly sexual in nature. In the midst of all the passion, the male of the other couple was really into licking and kissing me from head to toe. My hubby and the wife of the other couple were really going at it. There was an enormous amount of sexual energy.....that is until my male partner reached my toes. (I don't know if I can even finish this I am laughing so hard) In the midst of all the passion, he blurts out "Oh My God! You taste like the garage floor!" (He was serious!) Needless to say all erections were lost and after the inital shock of the statement wore off, we laughed uncontrollably for nearly an hour. None of us could look at each other without cracking up so the sex for the night was over.

Needless to say we haven't had that problem since and have taken the necessary precautions to keep it from happening again!

So do you have any moments in history to share?

Mrs.O ~ Who instead of requesting a towel, asks for socks and shoes first!

[DragonsLair]

Oh, Sparky,

Dying here. Way too funny. We haven't had any experiences so far, so we don't have any funny/embarassing stories yet. But we'll have fun reading about others for now.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

[darling]

We were swinging with anothe couple. The male half of the other couple wanted me to dominate him. This is not my normal position, but I agreed since it was a fantasy he had never had fulfilled. I was already biting the inside of my cheeks, trying not to laugh and to sound mean. I cuffed his hands behind his back and was paddling his behind. He suddenly jumped and fell between the two beds which were very close together. He couldn't catch himself as his hands were tied and he got wedged between the beds on the floor and couldn't get up. I was laughing so hard, that I couldn't help him up. His wife and my husband heard the commotion and came running in. They couldn't even see him between the beds, but I was laughing and they could hear his muffled laughing coming from under the beds.

[OhioCouple]

darling,

I am laughing harder than the night of our little incident. Thanks for sharing!

Looks as though I'll never get to sleep tonight with that vision in my mind!

Lori

[Flori_DAMAN]

We agreed to meet a couple that we had no facials pics of in the lobby of an upscale hotel in Lansing.

There was only one couple in the lobby and they seemed to fit the description. We introduced ourselves and they stood up and shook hands with us, however there names were different than what we remembered. We figured it was our memory or they had aliases for anonymity. After some small talk we asked them if they were ready for dinner. Dinner was part of our planned evening. They readily accepted and we trotted off to the dining area.

Pretty soon we knew each others kids names, jobs, animals, etc. Somewhere between the appetizers and the entree I asked them how long they had been in the lifestyle. They said about 5 years. We said we were newbies and still a bit nervous but it sounded like fun.

I asked them if they ever attended a swing club. The wifes eyebrows seemed to grow together as she pondered my question. Now I felt a tinge of fear. The hubby said they had never been to one but his brother and brothers wife went to one at a congregation every wednesday. He was referring to swing dancing.

This is the time where Tammy excused herself to abandon me. She went to the lobby and found the right couple impatiently waiting on us.

I blubbered some quetion about why they were at the hotel and they were there for a christian science workgroup. OH SHIT. I stammered something about that we must be in the wrong place..that we were looking for a swing dance gathering and exited. To this day i know they didn't believe me. We did hook up with the right couple but did more laughing than anything else. Father John.