Most embarrassing moments in swinging - Page 6

Pepper & Drew · 07-28-2008, 07:58 PM

There were several of us playing on the bed, and one of the play-husbands decides that he's going to nail me. Another play-wife helps him put the condom on, and we go at it. When we're done, he pulls out, only there's no condom.

He looks for it. I look for it. Play wife looks for it. I get up and go to the bathroom to um, retrieve it...no luck. I come back to the bed, and eventually play-husband has to go in after it. All the while I'm thinking 'if I have to go to the ER, I'll just die...'

Another play-husband who was on the bed as this unfolded said he was contemplating being the next to play with me, but that after that episode he was laughing too hard and out of the mood.

Good thing this was a couple we trust and I'm on the pill.

Pepper

ALilOEverything · 10-02-2011, 09:40 AM

A couple nights ago we went out with a group of friends for my birthday. Eventually two other couples and us headed over to someone's house for some hot tubbing. We had six of us in the hot tub where we were each paired off but not with our spouses. I was making out with this guy who has a smaller frame and is very smooth all over. He was between my legs facing me and I was the one sitting. I noticed a shadow come from behind as he was receiving kisses up his back and just about to his neck. The person started appear and I eventually realized in the moonlight it was my husband! I exclaimed "D....., what are you doing????" and it was then he realized who he was kissing wasn't me but the other guy's back. They both laughed it off but my husband was quite mortified and lost his erection for a bit. Eventually he recovered and it was a running joke all night. Thank goodness neither are homophobic. Apparently the woman he had been making out with said all the girls were on top so my husband didn't think twice about who the person was. Once we got in the house the lights all stayed on just to tease my husband. It was such a fun night and great that everyone was so easy going we could joke about it.

**two4youinswva** · 10-02-2011, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ALilOEverything

It was such a fun night and great that everyone was so easy going we could joke about it.

That was a funny story to read. Poor dude!

**LFM2** · 10-02-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ALilOEverything

It was such a fun night and great that everyone was so easy going we could joke about it.

Poor guy!! But it was funny. It's wonderful when you find those easy going types to party with!!

divenaked · 10-02-2011, 09:50 PM

We were in a hotel room with another couple on a weekend trip when I had a sneezing fit. Of course we had eaten mexican for supper...the gas had built up....every sneeze created a fart. Ms Dive and the other couple still laugh about it...I still cringe...

Just Passing By · 10-05-2011, 11:59 AM

There we were, enjoying some midday FFM fun. And the door opens , and insteps the maid ! Everyone dives for the floor trying to grab the covers while we roll. As soon as she realizes , the maid backs out apoligizing, probably at least as embarassed as us.

meumeu · 10-11-2011, 09:21 AM

Ha ha, good to have a sense of humor though! I would've lost Mr. Stiffy as well after that.

Learning · 10-11-2011, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ALilOEverything

The person started appear and I eventually realized in the moonlight it was my husband! I exclaimed "D....., what are you doing????" and it was then he realized who he was kissing wasn't me but the other guy's back. They both laughed it off but my husband was quite mortified and lost his erection for a bit.

Okay, I laughed so hard at this since I know you both. Thanks for the giggle alilo

bobbyandleah · 11-25-2011, 01:51 AM

we have never laughed so hard. this is a great thread.

Aion222 · 12-20-2011, 12:13 PM

When I was banging away with a nice, older milf-type she began to either expelled gas (couldn't smell anything) or queefed from the (protected) rigorous penetration. After that, I couldn't stop laughing. She went along with the laughing but I think she was embarrassed for sure.

StewartP · 12-20-2011, 12:19 PM

Yep, queefs can be funny. If there's a little one, you try and let it slide, but if it's raspberries a plenty what are you going to do?

Have to laugh and reassure her it happens all the time. Sometimes, especially doggy-style the poor woman gets slowly pumped up with air, which all comes out afterwards when positions change!

Sex is pretty ridiculous and undignified when you think about it, all legs in the air and crazy orgasm-faces! Gotta laugh!

Aion222 · 12-20-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by StewartP

Yep, queefs can be funny. If there's a little one, you try and let it slide, but if it's raspberries a plenty what are you going to do?

Have to laugh and reassure her it happens all the time. Sometimes, especially doggy-style the poor woman gets slowly pumped up with air, which all comes out afterwards when positions change!

Sex is pretty ridiculous and undignified when you think about it, all legs in the air and crazy orgasm-faces! Gotta laugh!

This. Yeah, and I did my best to assure her that she was still great and that it was no big deal due to that one little "break in the wind".

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07-28-2008, 07:58 PM	#76 (permalink)
Pepper & Drew Mmmmm...tasty! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,035 Location: Hurricane Alley Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:alhedonists	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging There were several of us playing on the bed, and one of the play-husbands decides that he's going to nail me. Another play-wife helps him put the condom on, and we go at it. When we're done, he pulls out, only there's no condom. He looks for it. I look for it. Play wife looks for it. I get up and go to the bathroom to um, retrieve it...no luck. I come back to the bed, and eventually play-husband has to go in after it. All the while I'm thinking 'if I have to go to the ER, I'll just die...' Another play-husband who was on the bed as this unfolded said he was contemplating being the next to play with me, but that after that episode he was laughing too hard and out of the mood. Good thing this was a couple we trust and I'm on the pill. Pepper
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10-02-2011, 09:40 AM	#77 (permalink)
ALilOEverything A Little Of Everything Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,847 Location: Michigan Status: M. Female Swing Lifestyle Name:aliloeverything	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging A couple nights ago we went out with a group of friends for my birthday. Eventually two other couples and us headed over to someone's house for some hot tubbing. We had six of us in the hot tub where we were each paired off but not with our spouses. I was making out with this guy who has a smaller frame and is very smooth all over. He was between my legs facing me and I was the one sitting. I noticed a shadow come from behind as he was receiving kisses up his back and just about to his neck. The person started appear and I eventually realized in the moonlight it was my husband! I exclaimed "D....., what are you doing????" and it was then he realized who he was kissing wasn't me but the other guy's back. They both laughed it off but my husband was quite mortified and lost his erection for a bit. Eventually he recovered and it was a running joke all night. Thank goodness neither are homophobic. Apparently the woman he had been making out with said all the girls were on top so my husband didn't think twice about who the person was. Once we got in the house the lights all stayed on just to tease my husband. It was such a fun night and great that everyone was so easy going we could joke about it.
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10-02-2011, 09:50 PM	#80 (permalink)
divenaked Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 269 Location: alabama Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:divenaked	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging We were in a hotel room with another couple on a weekend trip when I had a sneezing fit. Of course we had eaten mexican for supper...the gas had built up....every sneeze created a fart. Ms Dive and the other couple still laugh about it...I still cringe...
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10-05-2011, 11:59 AM	#81 (permalink)
Just Passing By Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 133 Location: USA Status: M.Male	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging There we were, enjoying some midday FFM fun. And the door opens , and insteps the maid ! Everyone dives for the floor trying to grab the covers while we roll. As soon as she realizes , the maid backs out apoligizing, probably at least as embarassed as us.

10-11-2011, 09:21 AM	#82 (permalink)
meumeu Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 24 Location: Japan Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:meumeu	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging Ha ha, good to have a sense of humor though! I would've lost Mr. Stiffy as well after that.

11-25-2011, 01:51 AM	#84 (permalink)
bobbyandleah Here to Stay Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 22 Location: Mississippi Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:bwlh	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging we have never laughed so hard. this is a great thread.

12-20-2011, 12:13 PM	#85 (permalink)
Aion222 Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 20 Location: Orlando, FL Status: Single Male	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging When I was banging away with a nice, older milf-type she began to either expelled gas (couldn't smell anything) or queefed from the (protected) rigorous penetration. After that, I couldn't stop laughing. She went along with the laughing but I think she was embarrassed for sure.

12-20-2011, 12:19 PM	#86 (permalink)
StewartP Oh Oui! J'aime ça! Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 161 Location: Angoulême, France Status: Couple, but M on the keyboard Swing Lifestyle Name:dylans16	Re: Most embarrassing moments in swinging Yep, queefs can be funny. If there's a little one, you try and let it slide, but if it's raspberries a plenty what are you going to do? Have to laugh and reassure her it happens all the time. Sometimes, especially doggy-style the poor woman gets slowly pumped up with air, which all comes out afterwards when positions change! Sex is pretty ridiculous and undignified when you think about it, all legs in the air and crazy orgasm-faces! Gotta laugh!

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