Most embarrassing moments in swinging

[tazzie_n_truck]

This happened last summer. Truck and I were with our friends Really enjoying our time together. While "L" and I were doing our thing, Truck and "M" we're doing it doggie and having a great time .

Unfortunately Truck didn't realize he had his holes mixed up! So instead of being in the correct tunnel he was giving "M" anal and didn't even know it! He made the remark "Boy it's really tight." I noticed "M" giving Truck a "look" .

After it was over and we were recoperating "M" asked him if he liked doing anal. He said no, he didin't find it all that satisfying. She looked right at him and said " You could've fooled me." It took him a minute to realize his mistake. We were all cracking up about it and when ever we get together we all feel the need to remind him to "Pick the Right hole this time." lol

[kinkyottawa]

My wife & I went to the movies with a couple we had started playing with. During the movie I looped my arm over my wife's shoulder and started sensually rubbing the hand of my new female friend, this went on for around twenty minutes and included her simulating masturbation on my fingers.

It was only then the other guy and I realised we were playing with each others hands. I laughed out loud for about five minutes which doesn't go down well when you're watching The English Patient!

[JustAskJulie]

This is a great thread. Anyone have anything new to add?

[Pierced-n-Proud]

G'day all,
We had taken some friends to our nation's capital, Canberra for some fun at a motel we go to quite regularly. It is a good weekend away. Living in Canberra is an old school friend that I've known forever, he happens to also be a private investigator and definitely NOT a swinger. He had arranged to have dinner with us and our friends and was going to show us the nightlife in Canberra (takes about 3 1/2 minutes). We got a phone call from him saying he would be there to pick us all up in about 20 minutes. Hmm what could we do in 20 minutes, so the 4 of us opted for a quicky. What we didn't know was that the bugger was calling from just outside the room. He circumvented the lock on the door and burst in yelling "Security, Security" only to be greeted by the site of the 4 of us having fun. He now knows that we are swingers and I think the joke was more on him. He now calls well in advance, calls when he's at the motel and knocks on the door. We all had a good laugh and still bring it up often in our conversations.

[phreakykouple]

Lmao

[Formybubu]

So a couple of years ago we were at a Local Swing club here in Vegas. In the couples only area the wife and i were going at it and did the roll over and start with another couple next to us and out of nowhere this older lady schreeks see thats how you do it.
Well everyone in there started laughing and of course lost all erections. But was worht the laught

[CPL4XTCY]

We were at a club and meet a nice couple and come to find out its their first time. Not to miss an opportunity we do our best to get them into the play room.

Once back there, we knew there comfort level was importnat and did not want to rush or pressure them. I, the male, was moving slowly.

Girls played a bit, everything was fine, I was invited in and proceded to start going down on her while my other half is blowing her hubby. He lets out a nice moan to say things are feeling good, and bam....... she grabs her bra and panties, shoes on the floor and bolts like a 100 meter Olympic sprinter right out the play room and out the front door of the club.

I'm stunned, everything stops. Her husband hands us his phone number and goes chasing after her.

We saw them again about 3yrs later at a different club and proceded to make up for the last time ~ she was amazingly comfortable and ready to go and all worked out well! Of course, they remembered us and awe them, and laughed for quite a bit on the whole first time experience.

[jdavisauto]

Ok the strangest thing that happen to us is a couple that we know very well was spending the night with us. Friday night we had a few drinks and a lot of sex. The next morning we all took showers and went out to eat. Came back and Susan, Robert wife went to the restroom. My girl started grinding on Robert's cock as she was sucking mind. Susan came back and my girl started licking Susan pussy when all of a sudden my girl stop and spited a big wad of toilet paper out of her mouth. Susan was so embarrass and it didn't help that I and Robert was laughting our heads off about it. Needless to say the cock sucking and pussy licking ended for a while. We are still friends with Robert and Susan today and still play with them every now and then. We no longer live close to each other and only get to see them once every other month or so.
The names was change out of respect for our friends.

[MN hotdish]

Originally Posted by Alura

Basically, Ink4u, the problem lay in the individual's inability to disagree without insulting other members. The Moderators try hard to discourage "You're stupid for even suggesting..." type remarks. But that individual just didn't get it. Too bad, because he was intelligent and had some valid things to say.

Banning is very rare on this board. One has to work hard at getting it to happen to himself.

Mr. Alura

HMMM...at least now I have something to aim for! ...KIDDING!

[jjtrindc]

It was our very first sexual experience. We were have same room sex with another couple. All was going great. We had finished and were watching the other couple. He was giving it to her really good from behind. After he came and pulled out, she had the absolute loudest pussy fart we've ever heard. There simply was no way to not know. We ignored it and continued chatting as she excused herself to the bathroom. The next day I was chatting online with the male half and he brought it up saying how embarrased she and it happens a lot with her. No big deal...been there done that. But felt bad for her!

[jnjswingcpl]

Okay, doing our part to bump this great thread back up. I have laughed myself nearly to tears a couple of times from these posts. Since my wife and I only have had one swinging experience, I don't have any that are nearly as funny as some of these,but here are two that happened the other night that I got a laugh out of:

1) We had just started getting things going, I was going down on the other wife, and he was going down on mine. All of a sudden, I felt something furry on my leg, and realized that one of the cats our friends have had jumped on the bed. The other one jumped up after the first, and they began fighting on my feet. All I could say was I didn't think it was just the four of us any more...

2) A little bit later, we were fully engaged in sex, and I switched to doggy style with the wife of the other couple. The first time I pushed in, I heard a soft phwwwwwt, and thought that she had let a fart slip. Not wanting to embarrass her, I didn't say anything,and kept going. All I could think was, I hope that doesn't stink much. Turns out it was just from our bodies meeting creating a wet suction sound, but for a minute there, I thought that we were going to have a small problem.

[dodgechevy]

How about a story where we thought we might go to jail?



We were hanging out with a couple (lets call her C and him A) that we had become really good friends with, it was during the middle of the day so C had to go to work in an hour. Well we all decided to have a quicky in A's truck. So we go up to a hotel's parking lot that was up on a hill and park way in the back with some trees and dumpsters as coverage.

Well about 15 minutes into it we have 2 cop cars pull up behind us and one of them starts walking towards the driver side. I barely notice in time to yell at everyone "THE COPS ARE HERE!". Me and C were in the back seat and my girl was with A in the front. I had my shirt on so I quickly just passed some random shirt to C. A also just had on a shirt so he barely had enough time to throw on some pants, unfortunately my girl couldn't find anything but her shirt so as the driver side window was rolling down she barely was able to put on her shirt (luckily it was long enough that she stretched it to cover more area :-).

Luckily enough all the cop did was give A a warning and to perhaps use the hotel that was 100ft away. To this day I don't know if he saw me and C in the back seat.

[LFM2]

Basically, the same thing happened to us like Intuition. It was dusk and it was very quiet outside. We live out of town and our nearest neighbors are about a half-mile away. We were all playing in our bedroom. I was in the doggy position with my partner and it's my absolute favorite position. I get so much feeling from that and I've been known to be quite vocal while going at it.

Little did I know that the windows were open, there I was being quite vocal, and a neighbor was walking her dog down the road. Dave said he'd seen her walking down the road but he didn't say a word. So, here's our neighbor walking down the road, and there are more noises coming out of our bedroom window than at grand central station!! Dave said he seen her turn and she looks at our house and just stands there for a minute or two taking it all in. When our session was done, he told us all about it. OK... now I'm embarrassed. I see this woman all the time and I'm sure she was wondering why strange noises were coming out of our bedroom with a strangers car in the driveway. Oh yeah... just a little embarrassing.

[tjomc]

Ok here is our story, not only was it embaffassing but also outed the four of us.

We had been in a somewhat long term relationship with this couple, after a really hot night of sex we decided that they should just spend the night. I got out of bed early and let our dogs out and opened the garage door. Not long after i returned to bed all were awake and the morning play began..
My wife and the other husband finished and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, wearing only robes. Myself and the other wife still "working it out" rather lound in the master bedroom.

A knock, followed by 3 other couples walk into the kitchen via the back door, to find my wife and the other husband cooking and the obvious sounds of sex from the bed room.

the other couples had come to ask us to go for a ride on our motorcycles with them,
so now all our friends know about our swinging.. we all still laugh at it.

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by tjomc

...A knock, followed by 3 other couples walk into the kitchen via the back door, to find my wife and the other husband cooking and the obvious sounds of sex from the bed room.

the other couples had come to ask us to go for a ride on our motorcycles with them,
so now all our friends know about our swinging.. we all still laugh at it.

OMG, that is WAY worse than someone just hearing us. Good thing your other friends were cool enough about it to laugh it off. That's the kind of stuff right there that could potentially send you scrambling to find your realtor's phone number.