Most embarrassing moments in swinging

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We had a 3someone a little while ago with a single man. He was around our age maybe a little older and recently divorced. After much foreplay on the bed, he seemed very excited and came while putting his condom on. We kind of smerked at each other as he watched us on the bed having sex. I think he felt quite embarrassed.
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[wrnakedru]

Not me but too funny not to tell.

I know it's true, I was there and the lady asked for help afterwards.

This happened at a large party in someone's home several years back. The lady in question and a male had adjorned to one of the bedrooms and after disrobing, began fondling and kissing. This led to a bit of oral play [her to him] which he stopped from going on too long, saying he wanted to "save himself". He then proceeded to return the favor by performing oral on her. After a bit that was quite agreeable to the lady, she became aware there must be some sort of problem.

He seemed to be struggling with something, but would periodically return to the task at hand - but then pull back and by now was using his hand with the problem.

Seems the male had been chewing bubble gum [for God knows what reason] and neglected to remove it before the activity. So there was the lady - with bubble gum tangled throughout her [fortunately] small amount of pubic hair. Neatly trimmed as it was, it still had managed to "snare" a goodly portion of the gum.

Any thought of further activity was gone. The male was apologizing profusely, offering assistance. She asked what he suggested - he didn't have a clue. She went into a bathroom, wrapped a towel around herself and came looking for help.

The hostess and I were good friends with her so it fell to us to "cure" the problem. We tried our best with ice, and a comb. A difficult task under the best of circumstances, but with the lady reacting to the ice, and the two of us shaking with laughter - it's a wonder we were if any help at all.

We did manage finally to get most of it out - only a small amount of strategic "trimming" had to be done to accomplish the task. But the event pretty much took the three of us out of play for the balance of the party.

As others have said, once you start laughing that hard, that is pretty much how the rest of the evening is going to go. Too funny! Even the lady can laugh about it now.

[wrnakedru]

What happened to that funny story you promised to tell?

[sensalicious]

Hi Bama(and others),

You know just went to dinner or had dinner and you know the bloating, the cramps the GAS.
What are your precautions do you have a plan.

How about trying Bean-o, Betaine Hydrochloride, or other digestive enzymes?? (The amount our bodies produce frequently decreases as we age)

They're available at the grocery/pharmacy/health food store where you find nutritional supplements/vitamins. Or a chiropractors office, perhaps.

Just tryin' to be helpful, m'dear.



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[DevilzAdvokit]

After I first posted this thread it got so little response I kind of abandoned it until I just ran across it today. I guess I may have to tell the tale of the two young swingers who got their cart before their ox.

The Devil

[wrnakedru]

Originally posted by DevilzAdvokit
If only one person is going to reply then you dont get to laugh at the Devil.

More than one person has replied - and have given many reasons for laughing.

Only fair that you share yours now.

[RandyGuynGal4]

Linda and I'd been swinging for a few months when we hooked up with a couple in a small town about 50 miles south of here. We met at a Mexican restaurant, and we weren't all that crazy about them, but hey, we'd driven 50 miles to see them, and so we went back to their house, following them. They were about ten miles further out, lived off a dirt road, and you had to drive through a 30 foot long mud puddle on the "driveway" to their house half a mile away. We made it through okay (they briefly got stuck, but got out of it).

Once there, we chatted a bit, and then the lady makes her move on Linda. Then her husband made a move on Linda while I paid the wife some attention. We're all in the floor, me licking the lady, the guy fucking Linda. Suddenly, the lady sits up and shrieks, "I said, NO KISSING!" and tries to hit her husband (who was NOT kissing Linda--and we'd not been informed that it was against the rules either--but they weren't kissing). She hits Linda upside the back of the head TWICE and storms into a back room.


I tell Linda. "Get dressed. We're leaving now." My only thought is that the crazy psycho rock'em sock'em bitch has gone to get a gun, and we've got to get out. They live on a lake miles from civilization. No one would ever find our bodies. Twenty seconds later, we're dressed, and the lady storms out, "Y'all just finish." I told her, "Oh, we ARE." And we left within another eight seconds.

I drove our Honda Odyssey at about 45 mph down their driveway, plowed through the mud puddle and slid sideways out onto the dirt road before flooring the car and getting us home ASAP.

We laugh about it these days, but it had to be the most terrifying disasterous experience we ever had. Fortunately, the overwhelming majority of folks we've met are really nice people with whom we have a good time. But we'll never forget that night.

Randy n Linda
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[NYC_Cpl4Play]

One of our earliest experiences nearly got us caught by her father but that was many years and we laugh at it now. My G/F at the time brought home a classmate for some fun.

[tbop]

What have been your most embarrassing moments during play or at a on-premise club or private party?

[tbop]

So you're telling me, no one has had an embarrassing moment? Or just too afraid to share? Should I expand it do... Most embarrassing moments during sex?

Well here's one from my archives:

I was hot and heavy slamming my gf with her legs high in the air. The bed was slamming against the wall and a picture she had hanging over her bed fell down and smacked her right in the forehead.

[OhioCouple]

tbop, Here a couple of merged topics which are absolutely hysterical. Maybe some of our newer members can add to this. How about it ya'll? You've had to have had at least one!

[JustAskJulie]

Originally posted by OhioCouple
tbop, Here a couple of merged topics which are absolutely hysterical. Maybe some of our newer members can add to this. How about it ya'll? You've had to have had at least one!

Thank you for finding that Mrs. O. I knew this thread existed and looked for it yesterday with no luck.

[stangme]

I think the most embarassing moment for me was the time I was drinking heavily at a party. Let's just say things didn't funtion as they should have...

Stang

[IndyGirl2004]

Years ago, when we were newly weds, we were going at it hot and heavy when the cat jumped onto the bed and right on my head. I was just getting ready to.................. Darned cat!

[PAULnCarmen]

About one year ago, we were at an on-premise club. We were playing with this toung couple by the bar area. First let me say that carmen has Long curly hair. As she was being eaten by the other guy she was leaning back on the bar stool, not knowing that there was a candle on the bar. Next thing I know someone yells at me telliing me her hair is on fire. I started hitting her head trying to put it out, But keep in mind she had no idea why I was hitting her on the head. She couldn't feel a thing since her hair was thick and curly. And believe it or not we continued to play that evening but brought it to the upstairs room.
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