Most embarrassing moments in swinging

[darling]

Oh My God!! The first couple just don't know how close they came to a different education!!

[pytsunshine]

my partner and i were having sex with another couple and we were all on this huge bed. well it began to get very hot and all of a sudden the bed falls down as im about to get off..it killed the whole moment. i just couldnt stop laughing

[RnKin Fla]

OMG, those stories are hilarious!!!

K

[alabamafuntonig]

Gas and swinging what the hell are you talking about Bama have you lost it!
I know that’s what you’re thinking!
Actually I was wondering have you or does it ever happen when you are with other couples. You know just went to dinner or had dinner and you know the bloating, the cramps the GAS.
What are your precautions do you have a plan. And what if you actually pass it ! what would you do?

[fun_pairTX]

On our first outing a couple of years ago we met a couple in Shreveport, Louisiana for the Crawdad Festival. Between the beer and all the Cajun food the results were bombastic. Thankfully everyone had enough beer to be in a somewhat silly condition so it all worked out. We all had a lot of high school humor type laughs and a good time despite our universal malady.

[OhioCouple]

Let's not forget that not only food and drink cause 'caustic' interuptions. Heavy pounding can produce 'vaginal' releases of air that can put the others to shame. This happened with one couple that we see. My hubby was going so hard at it and then "BOOM"! We were all four on the bed and needless to say we all laughed so hard that the guys couldn't get an erection back. We called it a night....laughing all the way out the door.!

[CanadianCouple]

The most embarrassing ( and I suppose humerous) moment was during a four-way, when both myself and the other guy found our little helpers pointing in the wrong direction. Namely, south.

Fortunately, we both rallied to save the day. I mean, evening.

Dan

[CanadianCouple]

Originally posted by JustAskJulie
A testament to the fact that you guys don't use condoms with your own partners.. no one noticed when he pulled out that the condom was missing.

I've had that happen (condom falling off inside) a couple of times way back when.. not fun to go digging for it.. consider yourself lucky he licked it out

Had that happen, too. In fact, happens more often than not. The first time I went to pull it out, being ever so gentle and considerate of the lady, it slipped out of my fingers and gave her a bit of a snap.

Sort of ruined the afterglow, I'm afraid.

Dan

[DevilzAdvokit]

Have you ever been involved in a swinging disaster? Have you ever been a member of a group sex train wreck? Is it humorous?
Will we laugh at your misfortune?

If so, the Devil would love to hear an eyewitness account of your calamities of the flesh. I'm sure there are also many others here that would love to hear of your sexual misadventures as well.

I have a good one but it's going to take me awhile to compose it so in the mean time tell us yours.

The Devil

[JustAskJulie]

You might want to try this topic:

Any bad experiences? Any why?

Also do a search for topics with "Bad" in the title and you'll run into quite a few posted bad experiences, so you can revel in other's sufferings.

[BradAndJanet]

Well....you can start with this one if you like

-B

[DevilzAdvokit]

I really only wanted to hear about humorous disasters. Not truly painful experiences.
Something that the poster can look back and laugh at. I'm not that evil.

The Devil

[DevilzAdvokit]

If only one person is going to reply then you dont get to laugh at the Devil.

[saranmark]

Sorry, Devil...

We haven't had our first experience yet, so we have nothing to tell you...

Sara and Mark

[WildFlower]

Only had one swinging disaster that was a little humorous after the fact. It was around holiday shopping season when we deciced to meet a couple we had been chatting with on the internet. They seemed nice and had a sense of humor which we like in a couple. We traveled to there town. And met at a restuarant of their choosing. We showed up on time. They were late the restuarant was crowed and seating limited. The fastest seats would be ones located in the bar area. The womant did not like this but we all went ahead and sat there.
They were somewhat misleading in how they portrayed there appearances but only a little. She was a few pounds heavier and he was shorter but no biggie. Look past that.
We ate our food. And conversed trying to get to know each other. Unfortunately I learned more than I wanted to lol. I heard about an in detail series of operations the man had done to his feet to remove calcium deposits. I learned about how he did not get along with his mother in law. WHile he was discussing his mother in law you could tell his wife was not happy about it and kept giving him dirty looks. He discussed his brother in law and how he was a loser. I couldn't blame his wife for being ticked, I would be but she seemed to take most of it in stride.
When they asked us if we wanted to go get a room to have some fun, I had to hold back a giggle and keep a straight face and say sorry the attraction just wasn't there for me. They were cool about it. THe guy seemed letdown but his wife acted like she could care one way or another.
They were a case of a couple where opposites attracted. Him outgoing talkative. Her quiet and laidback, uptight.
Me and hubby drove home and chalked up the meeting as a " you never know unless you have tried" experience.