these are not my pants

twoforone100 · 11-30-2009, 08:33 AM

Ok... A story from a couple of years ago. So we were out having a great day with a couple we know. The four of us having some vanilla fun... So after we got all worked up we went home and started playing..... I'll skip all of those details but mfm, fmf, and some swap.. just to give you an idea...right in the living room. Well it was dinner time and we decided on pizza.. We figured we would have at least 30 mins to keep playing. Well either we played longer than we thought or they were super fast...either way the door bell rang....

Well when you are in the middle of the living room with four naked people you don't really want to open the door. You have to think about getting the condom off. Throwing it away. Leaving a girl naked with her legs spread is never easy. So the other three hid in a corner and I put some pants on. I was careful to keep my beans below my frank, and answered the door...Well they were cargo shorts.. the room was a little dark but something did not feel right...

So the pizza guy said the pizza was 18 dollars. So I reached for my wallet... Well it was not on my left side..funny...I did the pat down and found it on my right.. I got it out and looked at it strangely... it was not my wallet... I looked down at the pants and said to the pizza guy " these are not my pants".. well the other three thought this was very funny.. I must say it is a bit embarrassing to find out you are not wearing your pants. So I said hold on a second.. I started searching the pile of cloths on the floor... Bras...thongs...shirts skirts... and finally my pants...it is sort of like the cops you can't find them when you need them... the three were laughing harder and harder while I was searching.

So I paid the man and off he went.. Can't say what he thought.

So even now when I am watching COPS and when the cops pull crack out of the crack heads pants and the crack head says " but these are not my pants" I have to laugh and wonder what kind of party he had been at... and that he might be telling the truth.

**LFM2** · 11-30-2009, 09:03 AM

That gave me a good laugh. If I was one of the three... I would have been laughing too!

The Fuse · 11-30-2009, 11:00 AM

Funny stuff!

cari and mar · 11-30-2009, 12:50 PM

We've all had "lost clothing" happen (although panties seem to be the most common by far! :-), but thats a great and funny twist you've got there. Thanks for sharing!

C & M

SecretAsianMan · 11-30-2009, 12:55 PM

Thank you for sharing.

I used to deliver pizza while I was in college - and while MOST of my stories are "horror stories" of bad experiences ... there were a couple of great stories from my fellow drivers who'd deliver pizza to my nudist-friends in the area.

twoforone100 · 11-30-2009, 01:22 PM

There are lots of jokes about where MY pants are. Glad you enjoyed it...It was too funny but what can you do???

bbarnsworth · 11-30-2009, 02:19 PM

"Can I share the pizza with all of you?"

Great story

)

Mr. Truelove · 11-30-2009, 06:44 PM

I found underwear in the back pocket of my pants one time, turns out they were in there for almost a year. Haha. I had to ask the wife if they were hers, they were, but at first we weren't sure. lol

Funny story, thanks for sharing.

**SW_PA_Couple** · 11-30-2009, 07:46 PM

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**fun4Ds** · 12-01-2009, 04:26 PM

This is a funny situation to find one's self in, i'll say that for sure

lustylearning · 12-01-2009, 10:30 PM

After accidentally putting on a pair that was not my own (but fit really well, mind you!), I have the same wonder. Maybe, just maybe, the bad guys are telling the truth when they say, "These are not my pants."

metroman · 12-01-2009, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Truelove

I found underwear in the back pocket of my pants one time, turns out they were in there for almost a year. Haha. I had to ask the wife if they were hers, they were, but at first we weren't sure. lol

Funny story, thanks for sharing.

Too funny !!! You're a brave guy......

Additude · 12-02-2009, 06:44 AM

I'm pretty sure the pizza guy is not stupid and had quite a good story to tell everyone back at the pizza HQ's.

twoforone100 · 12-04-2009, 11:55 PM

Lusty but in a " way" they were your pants...

Additude · 12-05-2009, 08:05 AM

Oh...

I wanted to add:

Then are we to assume that you were "technically" in another guys pants?

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11-30-2009, 08:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
twoforone100 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 218 Location: Richmond Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:twoforone100	these are not my pants Ok... A story from a couple of years ago. So we were out having a great day with a couple we know. The four of us having some vanilla fun... So after we got all worked up we went home and started playing..... I'll skip all of those details but mfm, fmf, and some swap.. just to give you an idea...right in the living room. Well it was dinner time and we decided on pizza.. We figured we would have at least 30 mins to keep playing. Well either we played longer than we thought or they were super fast...either way the door bell rang.... Well when you are in the middle of the living room with four naked people you don't really want to open the door. You have to think about getting the condom off. Throwing it away. Leaving a girl naked with her legs spread is never easy. So the other three hid in a corner and I put some pants on. I was careful to keep my beans below my frank, and answered the door...Well they were cargo shorts.. the room was a little dark but something did not feel right... So the pizza guy said the pizza was 18 dollars. So I reached for my wallet... Well it was not on my left side..funny...I did the pat down and found it on my right.. I got it out and looked at it strangely... it was not my wallet... I looked down at the pants and said to the pizza guy " these are not my pants".. well the other three thought this was very funny.. I must say it is a bit embarrassing to find out you are not wearing your pants. So I said hold on a second.. I started searching the pile of cloths on the floor... Bras...thongs...shirts skirts... and finally my pants...it is sort of like the cops you can't find them when you need them... the three were laughing harder and harder while I was searching. So I paid the man and off he went.. Can't say what he thought. So even now when I am watching COPS and when the cops pull crack out of the crack heads pants and the crack head says " but these are not my pants" I have to laugh and wonder what kind of party he had been at... and that he might be telling the truth.

11-30-2009, 09:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
LFM2 ~This space for rent~ Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,750 Location: across the tracks Status: Couple	Re: these are not my pants That gave me a good laugh. If I was one of the three... I would have been laughing too!
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11-30-2009, 11:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
The Fuse Way too opinionated Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,826 Location: Southeastern Virginia Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:The_Fuse	Re: these are not my pants Funny stuff!
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11-30-2009, 12:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
cari and mar Here to Stay Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 35 Location: Dallas Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:cari_and_mar	Re: these are not my pants We've all had "lost clothing" happen (although panties seem to be the most common by far! :-), but thats a great and funny twist you've got there. Thanks for sharing! C & M

11-30-2009, 12:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Tastes Great Less Filling Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,467 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: these are not my pants Thank you for sharing. I used to deliver pizza while I was in college - and while MOST of my stories are "horror stories" of bad experiences ... there were a couple of great stories from my fellow drivers who'd deliver pizza to my nudist-friends in the area.
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11-30-2009, 01:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
twoforone100 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 218 Location: Richmond Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:twoforone100	Re: these are not my pants There are lots of jokes about where MY pants are. Glad you enjoyed it...It was too funny but what can you do???

11-30-2009, 02:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
bbarnsworth Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,870 Location: South Central Indiana Status: Couple	Re: these are not my pants "Can I share the pizza with all of you?" Great story )

11-30-2009, 06:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Truelove Wearing a evil grin Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,198 Location: Fort Wayne Status: Married Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thetrueloves	Re: these are not my pants I found underwear in the back pocket of my pants one time, turns out they were in there for almost a year. Haha. I had to ask the wife if they were hers, they were, but at first we weren't sure. lol Funny story, thanks for sharing.
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11-30-2009, 07:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,679 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: these are not my pants Wallace & Gromit - The Wrong Trousers - Everything Is Under Control \| SPIKE
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12-01-2009, 04:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,487 Location: Behind door #2 Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrmrsfun	Re: these are not my pants This is a funny situation to find one's self in, i'll say that for sure

12-01-2009, 10:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
lustylearning Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 814 Location: Virginia Status: female half	Re: these are not my pants After accidentally putting on a pair that was not my own (but fit really well, mind you!), I have the same wonder. Maybe, just maybe, the bad guys are telling the truth when they say, "These are not my pants."

12-02-2009, 06:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Additude Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 623 Location: OBX-NC	Re: these are not my pants I'm pretty sure the pizza guy is not stupid and had quite a good story to tell everyone back at the pizza HQ's.
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12-04-2009, 11:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
twoforone100 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 218 Location: Richmond Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:twoforone100	Re: these are not my pants Lusty but in a " way" they were your pants...

12-05-2009, 08:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
Additude Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 623 Location: OBX-NC	Re: these are not my pants Oh... I wanted to add: Then are we to assume that you were "technically" in another guys pants?
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