Funny experiences in the LS

[allnightfuncpl]

On one of the other forums we are on there is a thread about funniest LS experiences you've had, the couple that posted it then clarified that they weren't meaning like embarrassing stories but actual funny stories about things that have happened that involve the LS.

So Mrs. Allnight and I thought we would share one of ours that stands out in our minds

The night we held the Mrs. bday party at the Spott the party was themed Support our Troops which is what my wife requested since her brother is military and it ended up working well for another couple where the husband of the couple that was going to be his first full day back from serving in Iraq and what better way to welcome him home was their thinking.

We had ran down to the military surplus store (which is like the only decent one around so everybody for the night from midtown and on north most likely went through that store) and while we were in there we recognized a voice, turned around and it was some friends of ours from the club we go to so I snuck up behind his wife and whispered over her shoulder she would look so much hotter with the camo shirt she was trying on off, of course she turns to see who had said that and see my wife and I. Next thing you know our friends and the 2 couples that had come down there with them and my wife and I are all standing there talking in the middle of the store and having fun helping each others spouses pick out stuff for the evening clothing wise while the shop owner is scratching his head trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Since we could all see that he was trying to figure out what was going on we all decided to have a little fun with the owner and all of us agreed my wife and I would be the ones to let him in on what was going on.

After our friends and the 2 couples they had with them left when we got up to the checkout the shop owner was like so the eight of you all knew each other, I said yeah they are friends of ours from a club we go to, the shop owner was like yeah they said they knew you from a club. The shop owner was like so why were you guys all in here buying camo clothing today is it like a themed party I said yeah you could say that.

You could see the wheels turning in the poor guys head trying to figure things out so my wife says to him so how has business been this week, he was like it has been kind of off the charts busy I just smiled and said well (and pointed at my wife) she is probably partly responsible for that, the shop owner just started laughing and asked how’s that possible, since it was just us and the shop owner in there at that point I said him well the club we all go to is a swingers club and the theme for the night is support our troops, then it was my wife and my's turn to laugh when his jaw just hit the floor. He was then like "Your not just pulling my leg are you?"

I just laughed and told him nope I was dead serious, he got this big ol' grin at this point and started laughing and said "Well that would sure as heck explain why business has been so much more brisk this last week!!!" I then explained how my wife was responsible because what that night was originally supposed to have been themed for a beach party, but because it was Mrs. Allnights bday he (the club owner) let her change the theme for the night to what it was of Support your troops. The shop owner at this point is almost done ringing up everything we were buying and says well I just want to thank your wife for suggesting the idea then because just between the 8 of you, you all spent about $450.00.

He asked us if we could do him a favor and ask at the club that night how many people went there to get their stuff which we had the club owner do for us and it was kind of funny to see with about 250 people there about 1/2 the room having their hands raised when he named off the store the club owner had named off the 3 main shops in town just to see where everybody had gone. We went back to the surplus store a couple days later and told the shop owner how many people claimed to have gone to his store and he just smiled and told us to thank the club owner and thanked my wife for suggesting the theme, while he wasn't sure that the increase in his business for the week was entirely attributable to us swingers he was pretty sure we accounted for probably 90% of of the extra $8K he had done the week prior to the party.

We still get a laugh anytime we go into the shop now because the shop owner still can't keep a straight face when either one of us walk in (espcially if Mrs. Allnight is with me) and he still to this day thanks us for asking for that night's theme.

Anybody else have funny experiences that are not of the embarrassing fun types they would like to share?

[Mr. Truelove]

I have a mildly funny story to share.

About 6 months ago I tried on a pair of pants that I hadn't worn in a long time, well over a year previously. As I put them on I notice something in the back pocket. I reach in an pull out a pair black lace thong panties. At which point I turn to my wife and ask, "Are these yours?"

Only in the lifestyle could I ask that question without being slapped.

[stlfffun]

This one was funny AFTER it was over...

Me and my exwife were at a swingers club in Indiana and we were getting busy in a group room with a single male we had met. While I was getting head from the missus and she was getting it doggy from the dude, I glanced over in another corner of the room and saw one of my SISTERS with her husband and another woman! We had not seen each other is several months since we do not live in the same town. The swingers club was about a 3 hour drive for each of us.

My wife looked up at me because she could tell something was wrong (I think I went sudddenly limp - lol). I motioned in my sister's direction and my wife said, "Oh shit.' About that time, my brother in law saw us and started laughing, then my sister saw us and got white as a sheet. They came over to us, we all (six of us) had a good laugh, got semi-dressed and went out to the lounge area, sat together and had a few drinks. We then sent our separate ways in the club. We saw them playing a couple more times that evening and they were watching us from an observation window in one of the play rooms. We later all sat together in the hot tub. My brother in law actually then got my wife off fingering her in the tub.

That was about 10 years ago - we have not spoken about it out in the vanilla world, but we have seen them occasionally at lifestyle events.

By the way - never was (even as kids) any sex play between me and that particular sister. My youngest sis and I, however, used to play doctor. Me and my three sisters were raised nudists as kids and spent a good portion of our summers at a nudist resort in Indiana. We all saw our first sex scenes watching adults play out in the woods or back at the sand dunes while we kids hid in the bushes. Maybe that's where me and sis got the idea. I don't know if my other two sisters play now or not, but I suspect at least one of them does.