Weekend funny

[Rockon]

Last weekend I was playing with a couple I had just met. Things were going extreemely well... she was bent ofer the sofa in the popular porn position and I was in her from behind. Her hubby was in front receiving oral for awhile and he left the room. A bit later I felt something on my sac/man taint. It startled me, I looked down and saw their large dog sniffing so I waved my hand in his face and he left, I did not pay attention to where. It soon was evident where, the dog went around the sofa to the lady's face which her eyes must have been shut as she was quite suprised when the dog licked her face!
That was a first for me.

[lustylearning]

ughh. I hate my face getting licked by dog or man!

[The Fuse]

That is very funny. When one of our cats was a kitten, she used to attack Mr. Fuse's feet while we were having sex. Any other "when animals attack" stories?

[rpu3]

Not any more, thank goodness. Our cats aren't allowed in the bedroom, and the dogs are defitnetly used to sex. Our smaller dog just moves to a corner of the bed and glares at us occasionally, and the big dog waits until we are done before attempting to visit again.

They have been known to bark incessantly in their kennels when we've had friends over to the house for fun. That's rather annoying, but I'd rather listen to the barking than have the big dog stick her nose where it doesn't belong and she will if she thinks she can get away with it with the new people.

One time we were dogsitting our friends' Dauchsand, and after a pleasant afternoon with The Spousal Unit, I came out of bathroom to find their dog finishing up his very thorough clean-up job of the wet spot. While I was a big skeeved at the time, it was fun to later report to our friends that their dog might be into cream pies.

[BiloxiCouple]

Originally Posted by rpu3

One time we were dogsitting our friends' Dauchsand, and after a pleasant afternoon with The Spousal Unit, I came out of bathroom to find their dog finishing up his very thorough clean-up job of the wet spot. While I was a big skeeved at the time, it was fun to later report to our friends that their dog might be into cream pies.

And I was just enjoying my breakfast. That thought will be in my head all day.

This will be added to my grossest things while swinging list.

[screaminggood]

In college, I was having sex when the bf's new puppy jumped up on the bed and sucked my nipple! Obviously, it was memorable!

[BiloxiCouple]

Now I am going to have to ban my dogs from the bedroom permanently Thanks

[LFM2]

We've always had dogs. One puppy we had was going through his teething stage and chewed on everything. Well, Dave gets up early one morning to stoke the fire and he was squatting naked next to the fireplace. Well of course, his balls are hanging down and that puppy sees something that might be fun to chew on... Next thing I heard was Dave yell and that puppy yelp. No true injuries were had by either party, but I laughed.

[Begood03]

We have a new kitten that likes to see what is going on all the time. The trouble is she gets in the way at the worst times. My wife likes to say "you wanted another pussy involved, now you have it".

[Speed & Trixie]

Ha! We just had the cat jump onto the bed last night and say hi... right as we were getting to going at it of course!

Speed.

[bicuriocpl]

once had a dog put his cold wet nose in my rear. Also I would defiantly ban cats from the bedroom as they like to bat at things that dangle and swing back and forth with claws out (personal experience).

[veiledcuriosity]

lol funny stories... we have a kitten who is quite intrigued by anything that moves... once she got on the bed when we were 'busy' and started batting at and biting my bf's butt. He didn't care in the least. I can't even concentrate if she's the same room!