akward Experience

[jdavisauto]

This happen about a years or so ago. We went to our swinger’s club and meet this other couple there. They was new to swinging and only been with one other couple before us. So we was understanding of their questions and concerns. He was a short man in statue about 5’ weight was about 125 and she was a well built lady about 5‘5‘. They both was in their mid 30’s. Now I am 5’11” 295 lbs and my wife is a petite lady just shy of 5‘ and about 130lbs. After a few drinks we went into a private room and started playing around.
His wife was bi-curious and wanted her first bi experience so my wife was caressing her shoulders getting her to relax. She was enjoying my wife rubbing her. The husband was petting my wife rubbing her tits and stroking her pussy. I move around to his wife and she grab hold of my pants and unzip them and pulled them down. I step out of my pants and she pulled down my underwear. She grab hold of my dick and in a loud voice said, “your dick is so much bigger then Mikes” (Mike is not his real name) I was shock and didn’t know what to say or do. Now I am only average size and never got into the male ego of the size thing nor do I go around looking. Now with her saying that it did upset him to the point that he got up and left the room in a huff.
Because of the situation we decided that it would be best that we all just get dress and go back to our table. When we went back Mike was getting their thing together and they left in a rush. By the look on his face he was hurt and hurt bad. To this day we try to shy away from new or inexperience swingers.

[2inSanDiego4u]

Well, it does not sound like you did anything wrong and probably handled it in the best possible way. It seems there are quite a few couples who avoid noobies; the potential for drama and jealousy, lack of performance and stamina, etc. The poor guy was obviously hurt and embarrassed. His wife had probably lost some inhibition after a few drinks and just blurted it out.

[jdavisauto]

I am sure that she just blurted it out (at less I hope so). We did have a few drinks before we went into the room. As for me, I was more worry about him and how he felt being new to swinging. We are pretty much ready for anything to happen with newbies but this one came out of left field and just surprised me. My wife latter told me that the expression on my face was priceless so she just kept her mouth shut and watch me squirm. (You got to love them for standing by your side).

[Pepper & Drew]

Yikes!!!

There's no Emily Post answer for etiquette when your play partner puts their foot in their mouth. You did the right thing.

Pepper

[sweet_tna]

Oh no! That poor guy! I hope the woman was just a little too drunk and didn't realize what she was saying. Either way, ya'll did nothing wrong. In fact, I think you handled it spot on.

=)

[it'sso]

If your average sized penis was truly considerably larger than what he was packing, I should think that was the reason they were trying the lifestyle in the first place.
The guy was probably as shocked as you were. Especially if she has spent their time together insisting that "it doesn't matter".

[realcplub2]

Originally Posted by it'sso

If your average sized penis was truly considerably larger than what he was packing, I should think that was the reason they were trying the lifestyle in the first place.
The guy was probably as shocked as you were. Especially if she has spent their time together insisting that "it doesn't matter".

OMG!!! ROFLOL!!! Holy SHit Batman!!!

But seriously, Emily post has no clues on this one, But let ole Mongo have a shot..

Re start situ <__SNIP__>

she pulled down my underwear. She grab hold of my dick and in a loud voice said, “your dick is so much bigger then Mikes”

Quick as a flash, just simply say.. No its been feeling BLOATED all week..

OR

I have a pill that will take care of that for Mike if he wants...

OR

Why Thank you my dear, but its all YOU..

OR

Damn, How can you tell.. Mike flip that puppy out here so she can compair..

< SNIP >

I hate to say it but the conversation on the way home would have been ready for a PRICELESS commercial

Married for 10 years ..
3 years of begging by him to try swinging ..
6 Months to get her to actually go thru with it, more begging

Actually meeting a couple, getting in a room and getting ready to go for it, only to be stopped moments from actually doing it, by HIM..
And the look on his face...
PRICELESS

[fun4Ds]

Well I guess that is something they would have to work out. Its part of swinging.

I dont know. I mean, I knew there were going to be bigger ones when we got into this.

Are they still swinging ?

[jdavisauto]

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

Well I guess that is something they would have to work out. Its part of swinging.

I dont know. I mean, I knew there were going to be bigger ones when we got into this.

Are they still swinging ?

I really don't know, we have not seen them again. Which is a shame because we really did like this couple and was hoping to build a friendship with them.

[it'sso]

Originally Posted by jdavisauto

I really don't know, we have not seen them again. Which is a shame because we really did like this couple and was hoping to build a friendship with them.

If she didn't let up on his handicap, it may be that she hasn't seen him since then, either.

[yogee]

Well, Mikes's wife did say the stupid thing. You are not wrong in anyway I think. Suppose If I were Mikes what could I have said:

She: your dick is so much bigger then Mikes
Mikes(Me): well, go prove it ........ honey

[swinger5]

My take:

Truth hurts, but you sure don't say things like that in public, if possible. We have been in situations were someones feelings get hurt, the drama..... It happens, you can say you don't have it, but it comes at the strangest times. That's the beauty of life. LIfe is unique at all times.

[new2wild]

Wife: Your cock is so much bigget than Mikes.
Mike: That is strange, couse her pussy is so much tighter than yours.


Or the old Sam Kinison line: "yea it is small that is why you won't mind when I shove it in your ass!"

[yogee]

Originally Posted by new2wild

Or the old Sam Kinison line: "yea it is small that is why you won't mind when I shove it in your ass!"

very funny ..

[jdavisauto]

Originally Posted by new2wild

Wife: Your cock is so much bigget than Mikes.
Mike: That is strange, couse her pussy is so much tighter than yours.


Or the old Sam Kinison line: "yea it is small that is why you won't mind when I shove it in your ass!"

I love Sam kinison, it's a shame that he die so young in life.