The night of the Unicorn

[TheSwingerSet]

In another thread I said I would post this.

A few months ago we got an e-mail from a single bi-female (yup they do exist) saying she wanted to meet us, we set a date and met her and things went wonderfully until.....

It was time to either go home or get busy, the 3 of us decided that busy was the right direction to go so we headed to our car, on the way our new friend twisted her ankle stepping off a curb, she decided that it was ok and we could continue to our fun. As we were getting into the car Leah in the process of helping J get into the car whacked her head on the door frame causeing a bump and a large red mark on her forehead. on our way to the motel I got pulled over for a burned out tail light (a fix-it ticket only). When we got to the motel that we usually use for spur of the moment play they were out of rooms, as was every other lower cost motel we checked (about 20 of them) Just our luck that there was a large group in town.

By now it was 2 am and the three of us just decided to give up and we took her home (the 2 ladies making out in the back seat all the way) then we went home ourselves.

The end of the evening was a comedy of errors, but the three of us now look back when we are together and have a good laugh at how the night turned out.

Has anyone else had issues such as these?

K

[havefuninsun]

That's pretty funny! I've had a comedy of errors episode before, but not in a swinging sense. I bet you were asking yourself "how many signs do I need to know this ain't gonna work tonight?"

Thanks for sharing!

[LFM2]

Goodness! Did you guys ever get back together with her? I'd hope that wouldn't ruin it forever!

Thanks for sharing. We sometimes have those nights as well, except I can't say I've ever had one like yours.

[TheSwingerSet]

Yes we did get back together with her the next weekend and many times since, Unfourtioatly she moved south for the winter and won't move back until june.

K

[LFM2]

YAY!! What a happy ending!!

[TheSwingerSet]

Does anyone else have a story of "funny" swinging to share?

K

[good times]

I think I have already told most of our funny stories on here several times. I think the funniest one is how I got a black eye while eating pussy though.

[havefuninsun]

Originally Posted by good times

I think I have already told most of our funny stories on here several times. I think the funniest one is how I got a black eye while eating pussy though.

I, for one, haven't heard that story! It might have been a while since you've told that one!

[BorisNatasha]

I don't think we've ever had such a string of bad luck in one night, but one of the couples we get together with seems to bring 'interesting' luck with them wherever they go. There is always some obstacle we have to overcome when we have plans to get together (broken down car, blizzard, stolen (and returned) purses, etc) but we always overcome it and have a great time. Now we always just laugh about what we're going to face the next time we meet up!

B

[aahours1]

That all is pretty funny and a great deal to go through to get a 3-some. I do believe if fate, and maybe it all was happening so you would not carry through with what you 3 were planning at the time. Something in the air or something else prevented you from carrying out your desires. But in the end, even though =it did not happen then, it happened eventually.

[texasfans2003]

We have not had an evening such as yours, but my sister is a blonde and a real blonde at that. I don't mean that in a derogatory way. (Please don't slam me blondes. I love blondes, brunettes, brown hair, red hair, streaky haired females and so on.. Hope I didn't leave anyone out !!!)
My sister can tell stories for hours such as how she completely filled and stopped up the entire septic system at a church camp. Because she wanted all the kids to eat healthy, she filled the weekly menu with lots of fiber. They also ran out of toilet paper. All this by the third day!
Last month, she completely shut down the photo system at a Wal-Mart because of all the photos she was having them having them burn to a CD so she could reuse the ScanDisk.
Or the time she almost got arrested for using the 1st class bathroom on a commercial airplane......well, you get the picture.

[good times]

Originally Posted by havefuninsun

I, for one, haven't heard that story! It might have been a while since you've told that one!

No problem, her is the link to that post How I got my black eye .

[Gladiola4u]

Ok, this is a true story when we went swinging with my sex_slave but it was funny, the next morning not that night.

We went to the club that we belong to and he had had quite a few beers, but still we got back to our hotel room and we got kinky. While he was going down on me, he fell asleep. I was enjoying the whole thing and all of the sudden I heard him snorring. I woke him up and he assured me that he was enjoying it as well.....maybe in dreams. I could have given him a black eye then but then I thought no, I just make sure that I don't let him forget about it.

[wifes_sex_slave]

I wasn't snorring :LOL:, I was grunting.

[TheSwingerSet]

OMG

We had the exact oppisite happen I was going down on her and she fell asleep I had no idea until she told me, She wole up as her orgasm hit.

She also siad it was one of the most realistic erotic dreams she has ever had, Hmmm i wonder why.

K