Unusual Experiences & Locations

[Deptydog]

I thought this might be fun.

1. Where was the most unusual place you've had sex?

2. What was the funniest/strangest/most unusual swinging experience you've had.

For my, my answer to #1 would be easy. I've had sex inside the Pentagon...in a hallway inside the Pentagon...at 2:00 in the afternoon.

#2 is a harder one for me to answer. I think that it was the time we met a couple that we had been chatting with online. They invited us over for dinner and when we arrived, the husband answered the door wearing a pair of thong underwear and nothing else. Mind you, this was the first time we met face to...uh...face. Needless to say, we beat feet out of there fairly quickly. Too bad though, because the wife was quite a looker.

[Paphian]

Originally Posted by Deptydog

I thought this might be fun.
For my, my answer to #1 would be easy. I've had sex inside the Pentagon...in a hallway inside the Pentagon...at 2:00 in the afternoon.

The video from that one has probably been entertaining the security people ever since

[WesternSwing]

Wow... Where is the most unusual place? There've been quite a few. The lawn at a park in the middle of the night. A golf course. On a gymnastics mat in the gym in high school. My office. The bathroom at work. The bathroom at a fast food restaurant. Wait... the employee locker room at a movie theater while Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom was playing. She was a theater employee. I didn't work there. LOL

The weirdest swinging experience. Had to be the very first time we met someone. We met at a restaurant and hit it off pretty well, so they invited us back to their house. We picked-up some beer on the way over and sat around at their house drinking and talking for awhile. The husband started talking politics and spouting all these crazy conspiracy theories and his wife was getting rather irritated. So she suggested we get in the hot tub. She said there were robes and towels in the guest bathroom (I guess they were pros being that prepared) so Mrs. WS and I retire to the bathroom to undress. This being the first time we are freaking out to each other when through the wall we hear them start arguing, and she is really giving it to him about what a jerk he is. Then they waltz out of the bedroom like nothing is wrong and we all go out to the hot tub.

Once in the hot tub the wife was sitting as far away from us as she could. Her body language was definitely screaming she wasn't in the mood. The husband reaches over at tweaks Mrs. WS's nipple like plucking a grape from the bunch. So we get out of the hot tub and we go inside where the husband puts on a rock concert DVD and starts rocking out and going on and on about how this is the greatest rock band ever, etc. Well the wife says "I'm tired, you have to leave." She literally hearded us out the door as we are trying to get our clothes back on. We were still putting on our shoes on the porch.

We've never heard from them again or seen them at any party since.

Mr. WS

[sexyshelby]

Weirdest place I had sex...the top of Mount Nittany. We took a hike up there and got the urge, so we found a place off the path and went at it. He pulled out and cam all over this rock. It was fun. I think he really liked unloading all over the rock...not sure why, but it was entertaining.

~SS

[MRK&MRSB]

While vacationing in Belize my lovely wife and I rented a 2 person Jet Ski. The combination of the sun, fresh air, crystal clear Caribbean ocean and my wife in her sexy bikini made us extremely horny. I grabbed her hand and placed it on my swollen cock; we quickly rid ourselves of our swimsuit bottoms. She faced me straddling my cock; there we were fucking in the middle of the day in the middle of the bay with boats in every direction. It was exciting, exhilarating and extremely erotic. We both get a smile on our faces every time we see a Jet Ski.

We are still swinging virgins.

[lovedoctor]

Originally Posted by Deptydog

1. Where was the most unusual place you've had sex?

Eh, hem...

"Newlywed" question....

And the answer is...

"That would be in the butt, Bob."

[XMonkey]

My ex-wife and I were having a picnic in a crowded park at night and the lights went out, pitch dark.

So we did it right there, other people 10 feet away, wondering if the lights were going to come back on before we were done.

When they did come back on, not long after we were done, I couldn't help wondering if our closest neighbours a) knew and b) had been doing the same thing!

[In2curiosity]

Strangest time----We were having sex in a park playground area right about dusk and no one was around. Then all the sudden there were bright lights and a truck rolled up less then 10 feet away. It was the park ranger telling us that the park was closed. Luckily I was wearing a skirt and sitting sideways on him, because if I had stood up we probably would have went to jail. I played it off and told him we were getting ready to leave, and then just sat there until he pulled away.

Strangest place---- This is sick, but in a church. I am actually ashamed of myself now, but at the time it seemed like a good idea.

Swinging adventure---I don't know whether this counts or not, since at the time I didn't consider it swinging. Years ago before I was married the opportunity came up to enjoy FFM with a guy I was dating. I was very excited and also scared at the time. The other female was interested in mainly me, and at the time I wasn't really sure about the bi experience. So instead of dealing with it head on, I got so drunk that I spent most of the night praying at the porcelain alter. (ooops, I was someone elses bad experience )

Mrs. Me

[EvilMJ]

I think the strangest place and the strangest experience for me are the same. Although not that strange by most's standards.

It was in a van with two other people. Considering two of us were over 5'9 it was pretty cramped. I found positions I had never thought of before.

[gaznrachy]

Place.....quickie blowjob in a cable car (ski lift), doggy style on a pier.....

Experience.....they're all strange and exciting at the moment!

[hilltop]

Strangest place? . . . It's a tie between the cargo area of an OV-10 Bronco and horseback. The airplane was fun . . . horseback? . . . We'll leave it at - I can say I did it

Funniest? Back in the 70's my GF asked if she could seduce a friend of mine and I said "sure just let me know when and I'll come home and join you"

Well she did, and I came home early on the appointed day but she hadn't told my him I would be joining them so there he is with my GF doggystyle on the living room floor when I walk in . . . let's just say that the look of shock and suprise on his face can only be topped by . . .

Originally Posted by lovedoctor

Eh, hem...

"Newlywed" question....

And the answer is...

"That would be in the butt, Bob."

I LOVE that clip!

[CB_n_Red]

August Bank Holiday weekend on the beach at Trebarwith Strand in Cornwall, with people on the cliff-top, surfers on the sea..... It was a pretty quick one!

Funniest swinging moment - me and a swing partner falling off the bed amid howls of laughter. Red's swing partner getting carried away and falling out of the window (it was on the ground floor). Can't recall whether those were both on the same night, but they certainly happened at the same place.

CB

[HotMoCpl]

Damn, now let me figure this one out. Sex in a hallway at 2 PM in the Pentagon?! Must have been on a weekend, holiday in an area under reconstruction? I'm still laughing about this!

[Deptydog]

Nope, middle of the workday. My girlfriend at the time was into the "danger of getting caught" thing. It turned her on like crazy. Keep in mind that there are miles of hallways in the pentagon. It's actually the country's largest office building, square footage-wise.

[AdventurousTxM]

I still can't believe I did this....early 1970s, during the cold war. My girlfriend and I had just left Budapest on a hydrafoil boat traveling to Vienna. Hungary was under Soviet control at the time. This was a passenger vessel, but there were two armed Soviet guards on the boat. The passenger area looked like the inside of an airliner, wider but not as long. We were seated with people all around, and she covered herself with her coat. I proceeded to slide my hand down her pants and into her panties, until I could massage her clit and finger her. She was very wet, and loved the risk we were taking. Shortly thereafter, we left the main passenger area, walking past the two guards. We went out on the deck and saw a unisex bathroom. I took her by the hand (she had this look of "are you nuts!!" on her face, but was still very excited) and led her into the bathroom. I dropped my pants, sat on the commode, and pulled her pants down. She straddled me, and lowered herself onto my cock. We had sex for several minutes, until we both came. We cleaned up, and returned to the passenger area...and thank goodness, weren't arrested!!