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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 568 Status: single male
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So THAT's what that building is for . . . When they said - "make love - not war" you really took that shit serious didn't you. | |
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| It's not easy being easy. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,012 Location: In Bed Status: Person
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![]() So this is why the country is the way it is... ![]() ~SS | |
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 183 Location: washington dc area Status: single
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sort of unusual ? 1. honeymoon in the mountains. Took off from the inn with a sleeping bag, we'd been "doing it" non-stop for days. Decided we'd do it a while outdoors... so off we went. After finding a lovely field for frolicking frisky fun, we feel back on the sleeping bag exhausted only to notice we were being - major - circled by buzzards. We bacame a little alarmed till we noticed the inside of the sleeping back was red. Guess we looked like we were in our death throes! 2. I had major surgery on my leg a good many years ago. THE SAME DAY, my boyfried was kind enough to make a hospital visit. Was my idea. My leg was in a cast strung up hanging in the air like you see on tv. He had to keep telling the nurse I didn't need pain meds just then. He had to tell her a twice while he was on top of me! |
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| Hot and Horny in ATL Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 381 Location: Atlanta, GA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:xxoticangel
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1. Where was the most unusual place you've had sex? High school football field 50 yard line about 3 a.m., ladies room of the Kats Meow, New Orleans, dark corner of a vanilla dance club 2. What was the funniest/strangest/most unusual swinging experience you've had? We met a new couple for some fun on a Sunday evening. The guy was drunk when we arrived and proceeded to to drink even more. We realized that this was not a good idea and started making our way to the door when he suddenly leaned over and puked on the kitchen floor then passed out. The wife wanted to do a FFM but we just wanted to get out and told her to call when he was feeling better. Never heard from them again. |
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 734 Location: Naperville, Il Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:EdisonCarter
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Susan here: 1. Where was the most unusual place you've had sex? A few years ago a college ' friend with benefits ' of mine, a man, was working for a Congressman. He was working late and we couldn't resist fucking on the Congressman's desk and chair. My friend has since left D.C., but the Congressman is still in office ![]() 2. What was the funniest/strangest/most unusual swinging experience you've had? I had a friend who had a special weekend swing party. Ten men, ten women, safer sex (condoms) was a must and everyone got tested before the weekend. Everyone was really nice. I only knew the host and despite that, I just let myself go crazy and did every man atleast once and most of the women over the two days. And no fellas, never was there a 'gang bang'. It was a weekend of twosomes, threesomes and foursomes (MFMF). |
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| Active Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 10 Location: Ottawa
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1. Where was the most unusual place you've had sex? In a dumpster. 2. What was the funniest/strangest/most unusual swinging experience you've had. It was with some BDSM swingers, one of them wanted to play croquet with the men as the hoops, all the guys were staked to the lawn in doggy position, I was the last one and was therefore stakes out on my back with my legs spread open, the ladies had to aim their balls between my legs, I guess my balls were the finishing post - a spincter tightening experiencde! I never thought I would ever play croquet and certainly not like that, the lady who requested the evening had a real blast, I can put it down as another 'interesting' experience. |
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| Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 81 Location: Lakeland, Florida Status: Married Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:IreneNBob
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That's pretty trashy, isn't it? (Sorry, I couldn't resist. )
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| Registered Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:50scouple
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1. In a cemetery. On a park trail, her bent over a wooden rail. A polite bicyclist stayed off at a distance. In a home being built, far from completed. Hospital bed. 2. We were in a friend's van. Borrowed for some attempts to play in semi-public fashion. A bit of serendipity garnered a voyeur who when he actually was confronted with an open door invitation exclaimed, "Uhh, I'm-m-m-maried. I-I-I c-c-can't." Jumped back in his car. We occasionally laugh in reference to that silly situation. Naughty us. |
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| Shy but brave Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 254 Location: North Dakota, where freezin's the reason! Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:MrEssex
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1. Where was the most unusual place you've had sex? A Burger King bathroom. It was the best 23rd birthday present ever!! And yes, it was worth being banned from that "fine dining establishment". To this day, if I run into either one of my "dinner partners" (hint hint) in New York City, they'll start humming "Humpty Dance" as obnoxiously as possible. 2. What was the funniest/strangest/most unusual swinging experience you've had. Funniest: see above Strangest: It's a tie. Once, I was groped and masturbated to completion by a parishioner at the Cologne Cathedral, during Pope Benedict's return to Germany. I would've complained, but we were quite literally pressed together by the sheer volume of people. After she finished, her husband invited me to dinner at Maredo's (A restaurant chain in Europe) and a nightcap at their place. His reasoning? God had answered their prayers for a third partner for that night. ![]() The other time? Me, a pair of Belgians, an old videocamera and a hotel room. I was OK with the camera (it was non-digital). I was accepting of his "balls in my eyes" close-up shots of his wife sucking my dick. I even accepted her kink of getting fucked in a window, with the pair of us fully visible to anyone who managed to accomplish the herculean feat of looking at a second story window. The peeing? On my God, the peeing... I couldn't have gotten dressed any faster if the air was contaminated and I had the last set of MOPP gear. ![]() Most unusual? Me, a friend's wife, and a color-struck German couple. They weren't there for a traditional swap, but both of them enjoyed sucking on my partner's breasts. When they felt more comfortable, the husband's hands wandered freely on my partner's body and the wife's hands were firmly pressed between our groins. I don't think that I'll ever experience something like that again, but hope springs eternal. |
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being one that had some "professional" responsibilities in the courtroom...well, to "set things up for Monday" was granted access to the courtroom on a weekend...oh, oh! (let you imagination identify the "spot" of the "act"...yep you are right!) We were in the Potomac and on the decks in "less than acceptable" attire for the National Park Police... they said nothing of the location and actions of those same attire-less bodies. WHEW! |
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| Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 54 Location: New Zealand Status: Single Male
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Not really strange but certainly a different experience for me. Doing a shoot in Sydney for an underwear designer. The model was a skinny bird (not really my type but hey! everyone is beautiful in their own way). Did the shoot and to get to the toilet I had to go through the dressing room. Came out and the model was completely naked (and shaven - yeah I noticed!). As I went by she grabbed my crotch and before I could really react she had my cock out and was sucking like there was no tomorrow! I just went with the flow so to speak and gave her a good mouthful. As she finished I heard a loud cheer and applause, turned around to see the whole crew standing there watching! Usually we keep a professional distance from the models but that one was a much more intimate one! |
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