Busted!!!

[Fred&Wilma]

Hello There.

Have enjoyed reading all your posts and finally decided to pass on a occurance from a previous thread about getting busted. (If you thought getting caught by your children was bad enough)

Good friends of ours are having the annual Thanksgiving dinner
Parents, 3 brothers, 1 sister, spouses & children.
Lots of food, wine and chit chat going on over dinner.
Six year old daughter pipes up:
"Mommy was going to heaven, but daddy saved her and she is not going to God anymore".
Whole table - Dead Silence
The mother is blushing so hard, she could re-heat the food and Dad is staring at his plate with eyes closed.
Family very concerned asks "Are you all right honey, is there something wrong"
Mother in the most delicate of fashions explains in a wording the adults would understand.
Mom & Dad are ripping off a really good one
Mom can be loud and vocal (God I am coming).
Daughter awakens and enters room yelling that she does not want mommy to go to God.
The action stops dead.
Daddy explains that it is okay, that as long as he holds Mommy down she can not go to God and that the daughter should go back to bed now.
At this point the brothers and father excuse themselves from the table go out to the garage and piss themselves laughing.

True story as I ribbed the Mother about it and darned if she did not turn beet red again.

Fred

[BradAndJanet]

Fred, that's so funny I nearly pissed myself too!

Thanks!

-B

[BodyScape02]

LOL!!! Great tale!

[Spoomonkey]

That is hilarious!

Not much to say, just shaking my head laughing...

Spoomonkey

[Fred&Wilma]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

That is hilarious!

Not much to say, just shaking my head laughing...

Spoomonkey

You know SpooMonkey, I have been reading the posts on this site for sometime now and it is not often you are speechless. I always look forward to your ribald replies/comments/diatribes and just wanted to say "keep it up".

Fred

[Bigun]

I got one just about as bad:

Me and the Mrs. were visiting my mother's place. And my mom was heading out to the store or whatever for a few hours. After she had left, me and the wife decided to do our thing. About 30 minutes into it she was being quite loud and the headboard was tapping against the wall. Then... the phone rang. I stopped mid-cycle to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Hi hon, it's your mom!"

"Hey mom, what's up?"

"Oh not much, but can you do me a small favor?"

"Sure"

"Could you keep it down a notch"

*Face turns blood-red from embarrassment* - See, my mother also has a fully functional house built downstairs as well, she was down there and heard the racket, and I *THOUGHT* that was the end of it... then she added:

"It's offending your grandmother..."

"Ummm...... uh.... sure.... bye" *click*

That was some bright news to deliver to my wife. Surrender

[Fred&Wilma]

Me again.

You reminded me of another one.

My parents retired many years ago to one of those seasoned citizen communties. On one of our visits my dad tells me that someone we both knew had gotten busted by their children.

It seems that this 75 year old couple still were without fail achieving the horizontal momba every Saturday at 2:00 p.m. God bless their horny little hearts.

One weekend their son and his wife were visiting and off the parents go for a nap. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

In the middle of their weekly tryst, the father instead of coming, goes!!! Dead, poof!!!

Mom, being the frail 75 year old she is, can not get Dad off her and has to call her son to come into the bedroom and roll Dad off her.

My Dad's comment was: "That's the way I want to go".

Fred

[Bigun]

Originally Posted by Fred&Wilma

Me again.

You reminded me of another one.

My parents retired many years ago to one of those seasoned citizen communties. On one of our visits my dad tells me that someone we both knew had gotten busted by their children.

It seems that this 75 year old couple still were without fail achieving the horizontal momba every Saturday at 2:00 p.m. God bless their horny little hearts.

One weekend their son and his wife were visiting and off the parents go for a nap. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

In the middle of their weekly tryst, the father instead of coming, goes!!! Dead, poof!!!

Mom, being the frail 75 year old she is, can not get Dad off her and has to call her son to come into the bedroom and roll Dad off her.

My Dad's comment was: "That's the way I want to go".

Fred

Kinda sad and funny at the same time, but to be honest I can't think of a better way to part from this world than being in the intimate act with your spouse.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by Bigun

Kinda sad and funny at the same time, but to be honest I can't think of a better way to part from this world than being in the intimate act with your spouse.

Wow, Bigun... That's a pretty big compliment to Fred's spouse!



Spoomonkey

[Bigun]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Wow, Bigun... That's a pretty big compliment to Fred's spouse!



Spoomonkey

Hush, you knew what I meant.