If her mother only knew...

[Pinmonkey]

my wife and mom were going to the store last week and my wife was complaining about this girl she works with. The chick she works with is so jealous that we and this other couple were going out friday night (It was a play date). So my mom says something to the effect of "I don't know why she's upset, I mean, it's not like your sleeping with them." Mrs. Pin said she had a hard time trying to keep a straight face. Obviously my mom has no idea what went on so the comment was immensely funny.

[EvilMJ]

We have had a few times that this kind of comment has come up. The other day one of the guys at work called my husband to let him know to pick up one of the workers on the way in. Hubby dear knows that this guy has a bit of a thing for me, and that I think he's a cutie, so he teases him mercilessly every chance he gets.

I made a comment that my hubby was getting old and he could come over and take care of things for me (jokingly ofcourse), hubby teased that he was okay with that. The next comment from the young guy was "I had no idea you guys were swingers." We couldn't stop giggling for an hour.

[biblonde]

comments like that are way to much fun. lol I had a bruise on my arm from falling off our bed..well I was a little drunk and 4 on the bed being drunk was well interesting. My Boss (who has no clue but knows I'm a little on the wild side) asked how I got it and I said I was drinking to much and fell off the bed...then she remarked jokingly ...so how many people were on that bed. As everyone turned to look at me for an answer since some are a little suspisious...All I could say was..ha ha ha very funny. I walked away thinking if ya only knew...and laughing to myself.

[mrs good times]

I was chatting with one of my employees at lunch one day and she began to tell me about her dinner out with a couple of her husbands friends. The female half asked her if she was a swinger because she has been married for 25 years. She was telling me how she couldn't believe someone would think she was a swinger and she couldn't even image how people could do such a thing. I just nodded knowingly and did not say a word but I was laughing inside.

[JustAskJulie]

Too funny. So does the jealous girl know that you are sleeping with them?

[yogee]

Originally Posted by Pinmonkey

my wife and mom were going to the store last week and my wife was complaining about this girl she works with. The chick she works with is so jealous that we and this other couple were going out friday night (It was a play date). So my mom says something to the effect of "I don't know why she's upset, I mean, it's not like your sleeping with them." Mrs. Pin said she had a hard time trying to keep a straight face. Obviously my mom has no idea what went on so the comment was immensely funny.

My English is not so good, so I am confused a little. Can you please explain the things a little bit:

• your wife and mom went to store and a chick that works there who is jealous and your wife complains about that.
• You went with the other couple on Friday night. Who is this the other couple ?
• Who is Mrs. Pin, your swinger date ?

[spvcouple]

I had a co-worker who was recently talking about another co-worker of our's. He wouldn't tell me who. But he was going on at length about how this guy and his wife are swingers and love to party whenever they get the chance. I was wishing the whole time that the son-of-a-bitch would just tell me who this guy is so that I could decide whether or not we would like to contact them. LOL

K and D

[yogee]

Originally Posted by spvcouple

I had a co-worker who was recently talking about another co-worker of our's. He wouldn't tell me who. But he was going on at length about how this guy and his wife are swingers and love to party whenever they get the chance. I was wishing the whole time that the son-of-a-bitch would just tell me who this guy is so that I could decide whether or not we would like to contact them. LOL

K and D

good luck to you in finding them

[SecretAsianMan]

(*laughing*) ... that "if they only knew" snicker that we all have had.

[jdavisauto]

I was in my office on Monday morning and one of my road supervisors was just getting off work. I was giving him a pay raise so he was very happy. My very beautiful hispanic secretary walked in and handed me some paperwork. After she left he made a comment that she had a great ass and would love to spend the weekend in her bed. I just laugh a little thinking that I and my wife just did spend the weekend with her. Little did he knew. This was also the same lady that I had to fired latter on because she started taking Liberties at work because of our relationship outside the work place. I will NEVER do that again!!!

[2inSanDiego4u]

We were recently "accused" of being swingers twice, jokingly in both cases. The OP is right, it is REALLY hard to keep a straight face. Each time after, when we were alone we laughed our asses off! It's kinda fun having this little secret life!

[Pinmonkey]

Originally Posted by yogee

My English is not so good, so I am confused a little. Can you please explain the things a little bit:

• your wife and mom went to store and a chick that works there who is jealous and your wife complains about that.
• You went with the other couple on Friday night. Who is this the other couple ?
• Who is Mrs. Pin, your swinger date ?

I'd really like to explain, but this was over 4 years ago, and I don't even remember posting it.

[awesomecplmn]

Originally Posted by 2insandiego4u

It's kinda fun having this little secret life!

On a recent car drive, hubby was saying something along the lines of wouldn't it be great if the world was so open that we could just say, "we are going to fuck some of our friends tonight" and nobody would think twice about it.

I told him that I thought that would make the lifestyle MUCH less exciting. The shared secret aspect is a huge turn on for me.

[yogee]

Originally Posted by awesomecplmn

I told him that I thought that would make the lifestyle MUCH less exciting. The shared secret aspect is a huge turn on for me.

So you don't swing ?

[awesomecplmn]

Yogee,

I'm not sure I understand your question.......but here's my best guess as to what you're getting at.

Yes, we do swing. I'm NOT talking about keeping anything secret from my husband. I mean the secret we share together. It's fun to be going out together knowing that we are going to have some fun, while the vanilla people in our life are clueless. For example, if we want to go out for an overnight date, we have to make up some story for our family members since we need them to stay with our kids. We don't just say, "Hey mom, can you watch the kids so we can go fuck some friends for the night?"

Does that make sense?