Masturbation

ItchyNScratchy · 12-19-2008, 06:41 AM

Can a guy masturbate so much that his hand and fingers get a yeast infection? How would you cure this?

strathmore · 12-19-2008, 06:45 AM

and hair grows on your palms...

and you become feeble minded...

and you go blind...

and...

**fun4Ds** · 12-19-2008, 07:18 AM

This is a weird topic, as I actually was in on conversation, with a few guys in the break room at work recently. Guy talk.... yea, you can learn allot from a dummy.

A guy I worked with was picking his left hand, so I asked "what are you doing", looking a little closer.

He said he had dry, cracked hands sometimes. Another buddy spouted off, "no it ain't, its jock itch, on yer hand " He said "look, you only have it on one hand, know why ? " He said the reason was because when he jacked off, he spit on the uninfected hand and that killed the stuff..... As the conversation went to laughter and more gross stuff we guys talk about at break time..... I was thinking Hummmmm.....

I wonder if this thread will support my buddies theory ?

Cpl2share · 12-19-2008, 09:58 AM

Yep, it is the truth. You can get a yeast infection from jacking off. After you play with your athletes foot or jock itch. All three are the same thing. However, You probably do not have yeast infection on your hand. Yeast infections require warmth, moisture and dark to grow well. You are probably suffering from either plain old dry "guy" hands, or some type of chemical intolerence. Gojo, gasoline, cleansers. That is probably the problem. Of course based on your handle I would question if this is the only place you have issues. Maybe see a good dermatologist or just try jerking off with some OTC vaginal yeast infection cream, if that clears it up you know what the problem is and you can educate us all.

MrkLin · 12-19-2008, 05:05 PM

A guy goes to his doctor and tells him that for some reason his penis has turned orange. The doctor has the man drop his pants, and sure enough, his penis is bright orange.

"I have to admit that I've never seen anything like this before," The doctor says. "It could be a side effect of some chemical you come into contact with daily. Tell me; what do you do for a living?"

"I'm unemployed," the man replies.

"Ok, what do you do all day while you're looking for work?"

"Nothing much really - just eat Cheetos and watch porn..."

Sorry, but I couldn't resist...

[/hijack]

Thrax · 12-19-2008, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrkLin

A guy goes to his doctor and tells him that for some reason his penis has turned orange. The doctor has the man drop his pants, and sure enough, his penis is bright orange.

"I have to admit that I've never seen anything like this before," The doctor says. "It could be a side effect of some chemical you come into contact with daily. Tell me; what do you do for a living?"

"I'm unemployed," the man replies.

"Ok, what do you do all day while you're looking for work?"

"Nothing much really - just eat Cheetos and watch porn..."

Sorry, but I couldn't resist...

[/hijack]

You bastard! How did you get into my house?!

Thrax

**BiloxiCouple** · 12-20-2008, 07:17 AM

Can this happen with feet too?

bicuriocpl · 12-25-2008, 11:12 PM

Yes, but once you stop eating Cheetos it will clear up.

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12-19-2008, 06:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
ItchyNScratchy Registered Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6 Location: The South Status: Couple	Masturbation Can a guy masturbate so much that his hand and fingers get a yeast infection? How would you cure this?

12-19-2008, 06:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
strathmore Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 121 Location: Ontario Canada Status: M. Male	Re: Masturbation and hair grows on your palms... and you become feeble minded... and you go blind... and...

12-19-2008, 07:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,988 Location: Indiana. Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 19	Re: Masturbation This is a weird topic, as I actually was in on conversation, with a few guys in the break room at work recently. Guy talk.... yea, you can learn allot from a dummy. A guy I worked with was picking his left hand, so I asked "what are you doing", looking a little closer. He said he had dry, cracked hands sometimes. Another buddy spouted off, "no it ain't, its jock itch, on yer hand " He said "look, you only have it on one hand, know why ? " He said the reason was because when he jacked off, he spit on the uninfected hand and that killed the stuff..... As the conversation went to laughter and more gross stuff we guys talk about at break time..... I was thinking Hummmmm..... I wonder if this thread will support my buddies theory ? __________________ Well, at least we are normal pervs

12-19-2008, 09:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cpl2share Is it too cold for beer? Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 335 Location: Way up north. Status: Couple	Re: Masturbation Yep, it is the truth. You can get a yeast infection from jacking off. After you play with your athletes foot or jock itch. All three are the same thing. However, You probably do not have yeast infection on your hand. Yeast infections require warmth, moisture and dark to grow well. You are probably suffering from either plain old dry "guy" hands, or some type of chemical intolerence. Gojo, gasoline, cleansers. That is probably the problem. Of course based on your handle I would question if this is the only place you have issues. Maybe see a good dermatologist or just try jerking off with some OTC vaginal yeast infection cream, if that clears it up you know what the problem is and you can educate us all.

12-19-2008, 05:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
MrkLin Your Tent or Ours? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 706 Location: Northern NV Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrklin Blog Entries: 11	Re: Masturbation A guy goes to his doctor and tells him that for some reason his penis has turned orange. The doctor has the man drop his pants, and sure enough, his penis is bright orange. "I have to admit that I've never seen anything like this before," The doctor says. "It could be a side effect of some chemical you come into contact with daily. Tell me; what do you do for a living?" "I'm unemployed," the man replies. "Ok, what do you do all day while you're looking for work?" "Nothing much really - just eat Cheetos and watch porn..." Sorry, but I couldn't resist... [/hijack] __________________ Never fry bacon while you're naked...

12-20-2008, 07:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple I wish I may Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,502 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Masturbation Can this happen with feet too? __________________ You'll be judged by how you treat your family and more importantly, strangers.

12-25-2008, 11:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
bicuriocpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 102 Location: Oregon Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:Bicuriocpl	Re: Masturbation Yes, but once you stop eating Cheetos it will clear up.

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