When is a condom... uh... used?

Spoomonkey · 10-31-2005, 09:39 PM

So the other day we were playing with a very good single male friend of ours... We had just gotten finished with "round 2" when I walked around the bed...

There - lying like a newly shed snake skin, still wet in the sun, was something that obviously wasn't mine...

"Ummm, I hate to be accusatory, but is this your USED condom?" It was a bit of a rhetorical question - after all, I don't use them with my wife and my wife doesn't need them since she doesn't have a weiner of her own...

"Well, technically, it isn't 'USED'" was the smart ass response...

"What do you mean it isn't 'technically USED'?"

"Well - I didn't finish with it..."

"Well..." somewhat speechless, "I'm still not picking it up..."

Now, to put this in perspective, this is a really good friend and we pick at each other quite a bit. Being the gentleman that he is, he picked up his condom and disposed of it.

My question is - when in the hell is a condom USED?

I am thinking if it has been wrapped around schlong, its a goner... It's not "almost new" or "like new" or "gently experienced" - it's USED...

To be honest, now that I think about it, I am squeamish enough to say that if another guy brings a condom, pulls it out of the wrapper and hands it to me - I don't want it... It's USED enough even then...

What do you think?

Spoomonkey

txduo2000 · 10-31-2005, 09:47 PM

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I am thinking if it has been wrapped around schlong, its a goner... It's not "almost new" or "like new" or "gently experienced" - it's USED...

Yeah, I agree with ya! It was used.

**two4youinswva** · 10-31-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

I am thinking if it has been wrapped around schlong, its a goner... It's not "almost new" or "like new" or "gently experienced" - it's USED...

It's also not a "certified previously owned condom"

For me, when it is unrolled, it's used.

Spoomonkey · 10-31-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by two4youinswva

It's also not a "certified previously owned condom"

Just to clarify - as I am one of those who likes to anticipate objection - EVEN if it has had a multi-point quality inspection and never been smoked in?

Spoomonkey

curiousagain · 10-31-2005, 10:18 PM

Was he saving it for later?

***JustAskJulie*** · 10-31-2005, 11:11 PM

I have to agree, it was used. Once it's been put on it is USED. You ca'nt take it off and put it back on again (at least not very easily), so it's used.

valley · 11-01-2005, 12:12 AM

I would consider it 'used' only after it has performed the duty for which it was intended.

Until then it remains 'usable'.

CB_n_Red · 11-01-2005, 04:03 AM

Er.... it's a bit tricky putting one back on again once it's been on and off!!

"Used" - definitely.

CB

**BiloxiCouple** · 11-01-2005, 05:56 AM

Please recycle it.

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck

out of it and use it again.

playmatesinpgh · 11-01-2005, 08:05 AM

This thread is just to funny!!!

Sounds alittle like the 5 second rule with dropping food or untinsels on the floor. If you can get to it before 5 seconds have gone by, it is OK to eat or use...

Spoomonkey · 11-01-2005, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by playmatesinpgh

Sounds alittle like the 5 second rule with dropping food or untinsels on the floor. If you can get to it before 5 seconds have gone by, it is OK to eat or use...

If you pull it off, drop it on the floor and pick it up within five seconds...

You can eat it, if you want to...

Spoomonkey

northindycpl · 11-01-2005, 08:40 AM

Yep.... used.

Maybe you should put a wastebasket next to the bed?

Maybe since the hurricane there is a condom shortage or something, and he was in the rationing program?

Maybe he is just a frugal sort, that recycles his condoms?

Maybe he needed it for his Halloween Costume?

I am not sure, but it is used and there is nothing more to say. The minute it is out of the wrapper it is used, in my opinion. I even hate to see a guy open one and hand it to another.

tribbles · 11-01-2005, 12:05 PM

I even hate to see a guy open one and hand it to another.

For those who feel this way, can you say why?

As the female, I have no problem watching this and even find the cooperation between the guys to be a turn on.

northindycpl · 11-01-2005, 12:10 PM

I read an article many years ago, that did research on several different condoms. The article stated that the minute the lubricated condom was touched, bacteria start to form, in the lubicating agent.

The article stated that a condom is traditionally made to last for no more than an hour per wear.

It has always just sorta creeped me out, I guess.

**two4youinswva** · 11-01-2005, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

If you pull it off, drop it on the floor and pick it up within five seconds...

You can eat it, if you want to...

Spoomonkey

Guess it would be like gum; just chew on it till the flavor runs low.

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10-31-2005, 09:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,739 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey	When is a condom... uh... used? So the other day we were playing with a very good single male friend of ours... We had just gotten finished with "round 2" when I walked around the bed... There - lying like a newly shed snake skin, still wet in the sun, was something that obviously wasn't mine... "Ummm, I hate to be accusatory, but is this your *USED* condom?" It was a bit of a rhetorical question - after all, I don't use them with my wife and my wife doesn't need them since she doesn't have a weiner of her own... "Well, technically, it isn't '*USED'" was the smart ass response... "What do you mean it isn't 'technically* *USED'?" "Well - I didn't finish with it..." "Well..." somewhat speechless, "I'm still not picking it up..." Now, to put this in perspective, this is a really good friend and we pick at each other quite a bit. Being the gentleman that he is, he picked up his condom and disposed of it. My question is - when in the hell is a condom USED? I am thinking if it has been wrapped around schlong, its a goner... It's not "almost new" or "like new" or "gently experienced" - it's USED... To be honest, now that I think about it, I am squeamish enough to say that if another guy brings a condom, pulls it out of the wrapper and hands it to me - I don't want it... It's USED* enough even then... What do you think? Spoomonkey
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10-31-2005, 10:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
curiousagain A gentleman never tells Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,131 Location: Southeastern USA Status: half of a couple	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? Was he saving it for later?
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10-31-2005, 11:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,294 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? I have to agree, it was used. Once it's been put on it is USED. You ca'nt take it off and put it back on again (at least not very easily), so it's used.

11-01-2005, 12:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
valley Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 131 Location: australia Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:valley195	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? I would consider it 'used' only after it has performed the duty for which it was intended. Until then it remains 'usable'.

11-01-2005, 04:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
CB_n_Red Life's too short not to.. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 616 Location: East Yorkshire, UK Status: Married Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:CB_n_Red	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? Er.... it's a bit tricky putting one back on again once it's been on and off!! "Used" - definitely. CB
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11-01-2005, 05:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? Please recycle it. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it and use it again.
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11-01-2005, 08:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
playmatesinpgh Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 136 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:LvrofBBWs	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? This thread is just to funny!!! Sounds alittle like the 5 second rule with dropping food or untinsels on the floor. If you can get to it before 5 seconds have gone by, it is OK to eat or use...

11-01-2005, 08:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
northindycpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,425 Location: Indiana Status: Blissfull SITCOM Swing Lifestyle Name:northindycpl	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? Yep.... used. Maybe you should put a wastebasket next to the bed? Maybe since the hurricane there is a condom shortage or something, and he was in the rationing program? Maybe he is just a frugal sort, that recycles his condoms? Maybe he needed it for his Halloween Costume? I am not sure, but it is used and there is nothing more to say. The minute it is out of the wrapper it is used, in my opinion. I even hate to see a guy open one and hand it to another.
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11-01-2005, 12:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
tribbles Fun and Pleasure Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 950 Location: SouthWest Status: Couple	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? I even hate to see a guy open one and hand it to another. For those who feel this way, can you say why? As the female, I have no problem watching this and even find the cooperation between the guys to be a turn on.
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11-01-2005, 12:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
northindycpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,425 Location: Indiana Status: Blissfull SITCOM Swing Lifestyle Name:northindycpl	Re: When is a condom... uh... used? I read an article many years ago, that did research on several different condoms. The article stated that the minute the lubricated condom was touched, bacteria start to form, in the lubicating agent. The article stated that a condom is traditionally made to last for no more than an hour per wear. It has always just sorta creeped me out, I guess.
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