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When is a condom... uh... used?

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Old 11-03-2005, 07:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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You people swap and do all kind of sexual things with strangers and swallow all types of body fluids and do "cream pies" and you are squeamish about a condom????
You PEOPLE???
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:59 PM   #32 (permalink)
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You PEOPLE???
Huh...

I hadn't caught that...

People is far too general a phrase...

First of all - let's say maybe half of all swingers - and that is pretty generous - have sex with strangers. I tend to believe that MOST swingers begin in smaller, tighter groups and stay there. That's my thought, anyway... I think that it is actually the minority of swingers who are actually involved in clubs, internet dating, etc.

But to be generous - we'll go with half...

Of that half, I would guess probably a minutia actually do "all kinds of sexual things." Most have boundaries somewhere, eliminating some of the nastier "kinds" of acts...

Probably that same minutia would actually swallow "all kinds" of bodily fluids. There are a lot of different body fluids out there, so "all kinds" probably knocks out all but the freakiest among us...

Heck, even those who will swallow sperm for a partner is a representative minority...

The fact that we are discussing condoms at all means that we are probably not all doing "cream pies". A few of us are - but most of us aren't.

And - here's the kicker - this thread was started by a monkey, and while I am proud to occassionally be considered a "people"... Well... Let's be honest here...

So - chances are the "you PEOPLE" she is referring to is probably not well represented on this board or in the lifestyle. In fact, my guess would be the "swallow-anything, do-anything-sexual" swingers she's referring to are probably the few very far left field types who saw the "five second rule" applied to eating condoms...

Sat back slowly in their chairs...

And said, "good idea"...

I think his name is Billy and his breath smells like turds and he has a bad case of syphillis...

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Old 11-03-2005, 08:32 PM   #33 (permalink)
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While I recently tried being a monkey and found my skills at that wanting, I don't think I'm one of those "you people" either.
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Old 11-03-2005, 09:12 PM   #34 (permalink)
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While I recently tried being a monkey and found my skills at that wanting
You'd be surprised how many folks are "wanting" in the area of monkey skills...

Or is that 'skillz'?

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I ignored this thread for days thinking, "What the hell can one say about used condoms that would be interesting?"

A few minutes ago I noticed the thread again and thought, "What are those people finding to say about used rubbers? The thread is THREE pages long, for the Great Spirit's sake!"

I decided to read the first few posts to get an idea and laughed my ass off for three pages! What a hoot! Thanks, folks, especially you, Spoo!

HeeHeeHee...

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Old 11-04-2005, 12:44 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Yep.... used.
I am not sure, but it is used and there is nothing more to say. The minute it is out of the wrapper it is used, in my opinion. I even hate to see a guy open one and hand it to another.
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Old 11-04-2005, 08:07 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Huh...

I hadn't caught that...

People is far too general a phrase...

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Old 11-04-2005, 11:03 PM   #38 (permalink)
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When it's been removed from it's package, touched and been breathed upon by somebody... and/or (for us) it's been torn open and exposed to air and light. Don't cha think?

I'd return just about any food item (or cosmetic for that mattter) to the store PRONTO if I came home and found
the seal tampered with or missing.

Your friend;s very questionable condom should be a no-brainer.
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Old 11-07-2005, 07:38 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Recycle.

I rinse mine off and hang them on the dish rack to dry, like plastic sandwich bags and empty water bottles.


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They are not THAT expensive! And I have never heard of a nation wide condom shortage. ( Wouldn't society as a whole be all the happier if it were so? )

It was definetly used.
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They are not THAT expensive! And I have never heard of a nation wide condom shortage. ( Wouldn't society as a whole be all the happier if it were so? )
I would rather reuse a condom than take a chance with another kid...

Speaking of kids - Ves - ever walk in to the kitchen and find yours having a recycled condom fight? *snap-ziiiing-"MOM!!!"*

"How many times have I told you kids to stay OUT of the dishwasher???"

It would be funny to redo the Road Warrior, but instead of a gas shortage, there is a major condom famine. I wonder in Tina Turner would have starred in the sequel to THAT...

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Old 12-11-2005, 06:43 PM   #42 (permalink)
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It would be funny to redo the Road Warrior, but instead of a gas shortage, there is a major condom famine. I wonder in Tina Turner would have starred in the sequel to THAT...
From what's been in the media about Mel Gibson, I don't think HE would want to star in it...
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Old 12-11-2005, 10:20 PM   #43 (permalink)
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It's also not a "certified previously owned condom"

For me, when it is unrolled, it's used.

LOL @ this and your comment earlier in the thread.

this is kind of in the vein i was thinking about this;
a) who can get one of the bastards back on after it's unrolled
b) and who's this houdini slapping one on so quick nobody sees him doing it.
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A condom just kind of says penis to me...

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Two comments;
1.There used to be re-usable condoms.Rather thicker than normal condoms,and they even had there own drying cage.You washed them out and drew them down over this plastic coated wire devise.

2. I was told that you used condoms on every conceivable occassion.
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