When is a condom... uh... used?

[northindycpl]

Originally Posted by brilliantbrunet

You people swap and do all kind of sexual things with strangers and swallow all types of body fluids and do "cream pies" and you are squeamish about a condom????

You PEOPLE???

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by northindycpl

You PEOPLE???

Huh...

I hadn't caught that...

People is far too general a phrase...

First of all - let's say maybe half of all swingers - and that is pretty generous - have sex with strangers. I tend to believe that MOST swingers begin in smaller, tighter groups and stay there. That's my thought, anyway... I think that it is actually the minority of swingers who are actually involved in clubs, internet dating, etc.

But to be generous - we'll go with half...

Of that half, I would guess probably a minutia actually do "all kinds of sexual things." Most have boundaries somewhere, eliminating some of the nastier "kinds" of acts...

Probably that same minutia would actually swallow "all kinds" of bodily fluids. There are a lot of different body fluids out there, so "all kinds" probably knocks out all but the freakiest among us...

Heck, even those who will swallow sperm for a partner is a representative minority...

The fact that we are discussing condoms at all means that we are probably not all doing "cream pies". A few of us are - but most of us aren't.

And - here's the kicker - this thread was started by a monkey, and while I am proud to occassionally be considered a "people"... Well... Let's be honest here...

So - chances are the "you PEOPLE" she is referring to is probably not well represented on this board or in the lifestyle. In fact, my guess would be the "swallow-anything, do-anything-sexual" swingers she's referring to are probably the few very far left field types who saw the "five second rule" applied to eating condoms...

Sat back slowly in their chairs...

And said, "good idea"...

I think his name is Billy and his breath smells like turds and he has a bad case of syphillis...

Spoomonkey (Thankfully not one of "you PEOPLE")

[good times]

While I recently tried being a monkey and found my skills at that wanting, I don't think I'm one of those "you people" either.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by good times

While I recently tried being a monkey and found my skills at that wanting

You'd be surprised how many folks are "wanting" in the area of monkey skills...

Or is that 'skillz'?

Spoomonkey

[Alura]

I ignored this thread for days thinking, "What the hell can one say about used condoms that would be interesting?"

A few minutes ago I noticed the thread again and thought, "What are those people finding to say about used rubbers? The thread is THREE pages long, for the Great Spirit's sake!"

I decided to read the first few posts to get an idea and laughed my ass off for three pages! What a hoot! Thanks, folks, especially you, Spoo!

HeeHeeHee...

Mr. Alura

[curiouscouple4f]

Originally Posted by northindycpl

Yep.... used.
I am not sure, but it is used and there is nothing more to say. The minute it is out of the wrapper it is used, in my opinion. I even hate to see a guy open one and hand it to another.

Dito

"The Mrs."

[northindycpl]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Huh...

I hadn't caught that...

People is far too general a phrase...

Spoomonkey (Thankfully not one of "you PEOPLE")

I love you SPOO!

[SluttyWife]

When it's been removed from it's package, touched and been breathed upon by somebody... and/or (for us) it's been torn open and exposed to air and light. Don't cha think?

I'd return just about any food item (or cosmetic for that mattter) to the store PRONTO if I came home and found
the seal tampered with or missing.

Your friend;s very questionable condom should be a no-brainer.
Funny friend!



Slutty Wife ;-*

[Vespertine]

Recycle.

I rinse mine off and hang them on the dish rack to dry, like plastic sandwich bags and empty water bottles.


(kidding....)

[michelle101]

They are not THAT expensive! And I have never heard of a nation wide condom shortage. ( Wouldn't society as a whole be all the happier if it were so? )

It was definetly used.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by michelle101

They are not THAT expensive! And I have never heard of a nation wide condom shortage. ( Wouldn't society as a whole be all the happier if it were so? )

I would rather reuse a condom than take a chance with another kid...

Speaking of kids - Ves - ever walk in to the kitchen and find yours having a recycled condom fight? *snap-ziiiing-"MOM!!!"*

"How many times have I told you kids to stay OUT of the dishwasher???"

It would be funny to redo the Road Warrior, but instead of a gas shortage, there is a major condom famine. I wonder in Tina Turner would have starred in the sequel to THAT...

Spoomonkey

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey
It would be funny to redo the Road Warrior, but instead of a gas shortage, there is a major condom famine. I wonder in Tina Turner would have starred in the sequel to THAT...

From what's been in the media about Mel Gibson, I don't think HE would want to star in it...

[kittylikesmfm]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

It's also not a "certified previously owned condom"

For me, when it is unrolled, it's used.

LOL @ this and your comment earlier in the thread.

this is kind of in the vein i was thinking about this;
a) who can get one of the bastards back on after it's unrolled
b) and who's this houdini slapping one on so quick nobody sees him doing it.

[just1gurl]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

A condom just kind of says penis to me...

Spoomonkey

Keep in mind for those times even a Hallmark card doesn't say it.

[valley]

Two comments;
1.There used to be re-usable condoms.Rather thicker than normal condoms,and they even had there own drying cage.You washed them out and drew them down over this plastic coated wire devise.

2. I was told that you used condoms on every conceivable occassion.