Vasectomy, What's your story?

[MrSnozzberryBlu]

Oh, by the way the best part is to have two really good looking nurses to shave you before the procedure.

But it is hard (no pun intended) not to show your excitement.

[Chris&Amelia]

Originally Posted by MrSnozzberryBlu

Oh, by the way the best part is to have two really good looking nurses to shave you before the procedure.

Hurmph.

Some guys get all the luck. I got shaved by a big hairy Italian guy.

No, really.

(come to think of it, that's gotta rank up there with the worst jobs in the world. "Scrotum Shaver". I bet he has an interesting resume.)

[kennyg7378]

I guess I was one of the unfortunate ones. I suffered with a few complications during the proceedure, but all in all, I am glad that I had it done.

[sweetswing]

i had my vasectomy about a year ago and unfortunately i had a quack doctor.he gave me a choice whether to get my boys numbed or to have some loopy medicine.i was not happy at all about the idea of getting my boys sawed on to begin with so i opted for the loopy medicine but it didn't really take.i was fine til the cutting started then i felt this horrible pulling jerking pain in my boys neighborhood,i swear the witch doctor was using a dull deer antler(that doctor never did like me)when i got home and was laying on the bed in misery it felt like i was getting kicked in the balls every 5 seconds.so if you're going to do this be prepared for some pain.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by sweetswing

i swear the witch doctor was using a dull deer antler.

I am picturing this guy in a freakishly large wooden mask, wearing little else but a grass skirt, and hacking at you with a deer antler like someone from a Bruce Lee movie...

Sorry to hear it - but I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

Spoomonkey

[sweetswing]

thanks for the reply spoo the doc was totally unprofessional.he was joking so much about it that i thought he was drunk.he had me so scared that a i made the excuse of needing to go to the bathroom i was looking for a window because i was going to jump the fence and head for home

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by sweetswing

he had me so scared that a i made the excuse of needing to go to the bathroom

Okay - did you ask to get up in the middle of the procedure?

I was scared to lift my head too high off the table when I screamed for fear that my nuts would simply fall out and roll under his counter or something...

Spoomonkey

[bikerider69]

About 8 years ago I had my nuts snipped. It happend on a friday and I was cumming by Sunday, ebet a little less cum... Now I shoot blanks..

[DBL D]

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

...screamed for fear that my nuts would simply fall out and roll under his counter or something...Spoomonkey

Those Wacky Monkey Nuts! They will get all over the place.

M. D.

[biblonde]

I went with hubby to get his (he made me ..said if he had to watch me have the boys I had to watch him get this done!!) It went good...he said the shot was the worse and he felt them pull one time a little to hard but other than that wasnt as bad as he thought...although he doesnt ever ever want to do it again!! lol ...He rested around for the weekend and was off to work the following monday and within a week he was chasing me around to see if "IT" still worked. He had some pain but took meds for that and was fine. He did learn that I was right when I said ice feels real good down there..lol.

and for you boys that fussed over it ...no sympathy here! after what I went through to deliver my boys...Dont wanna here ya fuss...come on you are MEN after all..I know that was mean!

[jrw]

Mine was done about 8 years ago in a urologist's office, 2 shots no more painful than anywhere else {very disconcerting seeing that needle disappear into your scrotum though that's for sure!!} a little uncomfortable afterwards but nowhere near as bad as passing a kidney stone -NOW THAT HURTS!. day and a half later all was working just fine and dandy thank you. No swelling or remotely uncomfortable pain at all. After reading some of what others have gone through I appreciate the expetise of my urologist way more than I did at the time!

[HotMoCpl]

Wow, sounds like a bunch of wussies out there! I had mine done in 75 and the doc and his medic assistant (yea, military again) were pretty cool.

Okay, I'm gonna tell another war story here, so hang on.

Okay. I'll make a long story short and save the rest for another day and another cold six pack.

It only hurt about ten seconds on each side. I walked home two miles from the hospital (fucking Chevy Vegas were worthless) I packed my jewels in ice and went to sleep. A couple hours later, the wife woke me and had to do more ice. Next day, I walked three miles to work. Okay, here's the fun part. PT. (physical training to you civilians) Jumping jacks? Surrender I jumped once....ehhh, NOT! Surrender End of story. Hey, surrender is not always a bad thing.

[EvilMJ]

It is now a week and two days since hubby's surgery and he is fine.

He said it wasn't all that painful and the worst problem was he tried to do too much on the Saturday after the proceedure and had a little brusing. Otherwise all systems are go.

[navyflyer]

I new there was something very wrong when for the first time in my life I looked down at my crotch, not a hair to be seen,bloody gloves covering the Docs knife wielding hand,no pain yet....followed by a large puff of smoke that rose like smoke from an aircraft crash sight, generated by a machine similar to an electric welding macine one would see in a pipe shop.
My friends took me to a local bar where a very sympathetic barmaid poured my favorite adult beverage and provided a bag of ice to use as I saw fit.
The next day my testicles were the size and color of a dead Florida grapefruit.and the pain was nauseating.