The Condom Applicator

***JustAskJulie*** · 09-17-2002, 05:20 PM

Tired of killing the mood by stopping to put on the condom. Those 30-40 seconds it takes are just a total mood killer aren't they? Well here's the answer.... The Handy Dandy Condom Applicator. Cuts the time it takes to put on that condom down to just 3 seconds.

Anyone got a stopwatch?

<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm</a>

Quin · 09-17-2002, 05:44 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JustAskJulie:
Tired of killing the mood by stopping to put on the condom. Those 30-40 seconds it takes are just a total mood killer aren't they? Well here's the answer.... The Handy Dandy Condom Applicator. Cuts the time it takes to put on that condom down to just 3 seconds.

Anyone got a stopwatch?

<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm</a><hr /></blockquote>It was only a matter of time.

It is possible to incorporate the putting on of a condom into foreplay or even oral sex (have used my mouth and my tongue many times to put a condom on a man, takes skill and gentleness but it can be done). I think those men that have been in the lifestyle for any length of time generally don't have a problem with putting on a condom and have become quite adept at mastering it.

It's nice that it will only add a penny to the cost of the condom. I don't know; does the FDA have to approve this before it can be produced, marketed, and sold in the US? If it does...sheesh, it'll be probably 5 years before it will be available here.

Quin
<img border="0" alt="[Smiley_sex]" title="" src="graemlins/smilysex.gif" />

[ September 17, 2002, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: Quin ]

***JustAskJulie*** · 09-17-2002, 06:07 PM

I totally agree. Anyone who has been having sex with condoms for any length of time should have the whole process of putting condoms on down to something that doesn't take anything away from the sex.

ciscosv · 09-18-2002, 10:38 AM

What the hell is so hard about putting on a condom? Good god, we are starting to become a lazy society.

TeamSoBe · 09-18-2002, 03:05 PM

Just ask any gay man if you need advice on how to be sexy while you're putting a condom on. Ripping apart a condom package with your teeth fully qualifies as foreplay if you put some enthusiasm into it.

I'm still interested in learning about this device though, it looks interesting. I still think that condoms are a pain in the ass, even with enthusiasm. Any new development to help me to keep me from looking like a fiddling fool during a high-stress moment is welcome. Thanks for posting that link.

JMR · 09-18-2002, 09:45 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />What the hell is so hard about putting on a condom? Good god, we are starting to become a lazy society.
<hr /></blockquote>i agree with ciscosv~ how damn lazy r we that we need this product? geez...whats next? i shudder to think...

Brian and Jo · 09-18-2002, 11:32 PM

We agree with Quin. Putting a condom on can be a very sexy part of foreplay. For me having a lady hold the base of my penis with one hand while she slips the condom on with the other is very erotic indeed.

ciscosv · 09-19-2002, 09:48 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Brian and Jo:
We agree with Quin. Putting a condom on can be a very sexy part of foreplay. For me having a lady hold the base of my penis with one hand while she slips the condom on with the other is very erotic indeed.<hr /></blockquote>The condom feels pretty damn good rolling down the shaft. Maybe I'm more sensitive than others?

babydragon · 10-05-2002, 01:11 PM

Maybe your forgetting those Amazingly long nails some ladies have??? or that some of us who are not so lucky cant use normal run of the mill condoms because of alergies? ( I am not saying that a aplicator it take away the alergie factor) Then maybe I am strange but I dont like the taste or smell of condoms at all ewwwww.

**BiloxiCouple** · 12-16-2008, 06:52 PM

Bumping up an old idea. Didn't know these two smilies would work so well together!!

**SW_PA_Couple** · 12-16-2008, 08:32 PM

What I find amazing is that that link to the BBC Web page still works even though it is more than six years old.

A condom that can be installed in the dark? Hmmm. Now if they invent one that will keep me erect for four hours, I'll want to know.

**LFM2** · 12-16-2008, 09:51 PM

Most Beautiful Award

Application Movie

**SW_PA_Couple** · 12-17-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFM2

Most Beautiful Award

Application Movie

Wow. I had to run the movie several times to determine whether it was a flashlight, a nosecone of a ballistic missile or fake phallus.

Swingers Ads	Swinger Pics	Swinger Stories	Shopping	Search Swingers	Swingers Clubs	Swinger Articles	Dictionary	FAQs	Swinger Links
Forums	Register	Swinger Events	Search	Today's Posts	Mark Forums Read	Chat Room

09-17-2002, 05:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,288 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	The Condom Applicator Tired of killing the mood by stopping to put on the condom. Those 30-40 seconds it takes are just a total mood killer aren't they? Well here's the answer.... The Handy Dandy Condom Applicator. Cuts the time it takes to put on that condom down to just 3 seconds. Anyone got a stopwatch? <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm</a>
	__________________ Julie - your hostess The Swinger Manual - all the info from the Swingers Board in one convenient book

09-17-2002, 05:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Quin Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,136 Location: Ohio Status: Single Female	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JustAskJulie: <strong>Tired of killing the mood by stopping to put on the condom. Those 30-40 seconds it takes are just a total mood killer aren't they? Well here's the answer.... The Handy Dandy Condom Applicator. Cuts the time it takes to put on that condom down to just 3 seconds. Anyone got a stopwatch? <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2241552.stm</a></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It was only a matter of time. It is possible to incorporate the putting on of a condom into foreplay or even oral sex (have used my mouth and my tongue many times to put a condom on a man, takes skill and gentleness but it can be done). I think those men that have been in the lifestyle for any length of time generally don't have a problem with putting on a condom and have become quite adept at mastering it. It's nice that it will only add a penny to the cost of the condom. I don't know; does the FDA have to approve this before it can be produced, marketed, and sold in the US? If it does...sheesh, it'll be probably 5 years before it will be available here. Quin <img border="0" alt="[Smiley_sex]" title="" src="graemlins/smilysex.gif" /> <small>[ September 17, 2002, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: Quin ]</small>
	__________________ One thing about me is that I'm consistant in my behavior, my thoughts, and my posting. I don't sell out or change for any reason outside of my own self wanting to. What you see is what you get: today, tomorrow and every day after that.

09-17-2002, 06:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 29,288 Location: In my House Status: Female Swing Lifestyle Name:swingersboard	I totally agree. Anyone who has been having sex with condoms for any length of time should have the whole process of putting condoms on down to something that doesn't take anything away from the sex.
	__________________ Julie - your hostess The Swinger Manual - all the info from the Swingers Board in one convenient book

09-18-2002, 10:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
ciscosv Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 755 Location: Redford, Michigan Status: Married Couple	What the hell is so hard about putting on a condom? Good god, we are starting to become a lazy society.
	__________________ M&M Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

09-18-2002, 03:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
TeamSoBe Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 507 Location: South Beach, Florida Status: M. Half of Couple	Just ask any gay man if you need advice on how to be sexy while you're putting a condom on. Ripping apart a condom package with your teeth fully qualifies as foreplay if you put some enthusiasm into it. I'm still interested in learning about this device though, it looks interesting. I still think that condoms are a pain in the ass, even with enthusiasm. Any new development to help me to keep me from looking like a fiddling fool during a high-stress moment is welcome. Thanks for posting that link.
	__________________ i love everybody. you're next.

09-18-2002, 09:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
JMR Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 103 Location: michigan Status: married	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What the hell is so hard about putting on a condom? Good god, we are starting to become a lazy society. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">i agree with ciscosv~ how damn lazy r we that we need this product? geez...whats next? i shudder to think...
	__________________ Us plus You = a whole LOT of fun!!!

09-18-2002, 11:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brian and Jo Brian and Jo Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 321 Location: Ontario Status: Couple	We agree with Quin. Putting a condom on can be a very sexy part of foreplay. For me having a lady hold the base of my penis with one hand while she slips the condom on with the other is very erotic indeed.

09-19-2002, 09:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
ciscosv Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 755 Location: Redford, Michigan Status: Married Couple	</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Brian and Jo: <strong>We agree with Quin. Putting a condom on can be a very sexy part of foreplay. For me having a lady hold the base of my penis with one hand while she slips the condom on with the other is very erotic indeed.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The condom feels pretty damn good rolling down the shaft. Maybe I'm more sensitive than others?
	__________________ M&M Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

10-05-2002, 01:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
babydragon Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 102 Location: U.K Status: couple	Maybe your forgetting those Amazingly long nails some ladies have??? or that some of us who are not so lucky cant use normal run of the mill condoms because of alergies? ( I am not saying that a aplicator it take away the alergie factor) Then maybe I am strange but I dont like the taste or smell of condoms at all ewwwww.
	__________________ Always try things three times: 1st time to try it out. 2nd time to see if it's better. 3rd time just to recap 1st and 2nd.

12-16-2008, 06:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: The Condom Applicator Bumping up an old idea. Didn't know these two smilies would work so well together!!
	__________________ *Live in the moment before they are gone.*

12-16-2008, 08:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,679 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: The Condom Applicator What I find amazing is that that link to the BBC Web page still works even though it is more than six years old. A condom that can be installed in the dark? Hmmm. Now if they invent one that will keep me erect for four hours, I'll want to know.

12-16-2008, 09:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
LFM2 ~This space for rent~ Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,750 Location: across the tracks Status: Couple	Re: The Condom Applicator Most Beautiful Award Application Movie
	__________________ Dave & Holly

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
When is a condom... uh... used?	Spoomonkey	STD/Safe Sex	46	12-12-2007 11:28 PM
He didn't use a condom. What would you have done?	catherine1962	Bad Experiences	65	07-04-2004 09:49 AM