How single male finds single female into swinging

EternallySingle · 05-17-2003, 01:12 AM

Actually, I read several papers on this, most by women psychologists and vets. Women (in general) like cats because cats are not as noisy, don't get as big, and don't crave attention as much as dogs, making them easier to take care of in the long run. Men, on the other hand, like to say "look what I've done". When you combine that with a dogs eagerness to please and ability to learn things, dogs and men go together easily. Of course these are generalizations, but they are generally true.

Besides, everyone knows dogs are better than cats.

EternallySingle · 05-17-2003, 01:14 AM

Oh, and why are most animal behaviorist female?

Flori_DAMAN · 05-17-2003, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Roxysbayou
I find that dogs are bit goofy, and cats tend to be a little bitchy. Maybe there is some correlation to dog being mans best friend and women loving cats.

Although I am definately not a cat person myself, I do tend to get a little bitchy.

Roxy- :evil:

Yup that makes perfect sense. Hey if you lived with a little bitch youd be goofy too.

John

RUNS LIKE A GREYHOUND

I was talking about animals...gasp gasp

Ashley · 05-17-2003, 10:51 AM

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Oh, and why are most animal behaviorist female?

Because we can read minds.

CABob · 05-19-2003, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Ashley
Because we can read minds.

So what am I thinking about right now?

naughty A · 05-19-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
Speaking of cat scratch fever.

I understand that females think cats are smarter than dogs.

Men think dogs are smarter than cats.

This is my perception anyhow.

Has anyone else noticed this?

John

Uhhh No.

I hate cats ... terrible little creatures from h*ll ... on the other hand DOGS are much smarter and much better to have around,

Why are women animal behaviourists? ... I think it has something to do with being more emotional beings in touch with ourselves and able to interact with them, or if there is more patience or nurturing instinct involved there too. Also wonder if it doesn't have something to do with the fact that the job doesn't pay very well. I'm just generalizing. I have know a lot of both male and female dog trainers, males tend to get into agility training, females teach basics or deal with problem issues. BUT the behaviourist we used was a woman, come to think of it almost all the people employed at my vet clinic are women too including 3 of the 7 vets. There you go another excellent place to meet women... at the vet clinic.

Flori_DAMAN · 05-19-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by naughty A
There you go another excellent place to meet women... at the vet clinic.

I'm adopting my cat Friday. I am going to go to all the vet clinics to make sure I find the best one.

John

Roxysbayou · 05-20-2003, 11:58 AM

I ran across this today and thought that if fit into this conversation nicely....

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

dpdarling · 06-13-2003, 06:55 AM

i meet people at places like beach clubs or night clubs, that dont necessarily cater to swingers. i went to a night club in little river, sc, and met a couple who happened to be mutual acquaintances of a lifestyle couple in carolina beach, nc. we left the club, drove 50 miles, went to the CB couple,s house, and set up our own party i know it was a coincidence, but you dont nesessarily have to find swingers only clubs.

BK4169 · 06-13-2003, 08:18 AM

re: "being clean down there"

That reminds me of a young lady that I had been friends with for years, and we decided to wrinkle some sheets, well, let's just say she didn't pass the sniff test. so I told her that taking a shower with a hot woman really turned me on, it does, we did, and that took care of the problem!

BK

EternallySingle · 06-15-2003, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by dpdarling
i meet people at places like beach clubs or night clubs, that dont necessarily cater to swingers. i went to a night club in little river, sc, and met a couple who happened to be mutual acquaintances of a lifestyle couple in carolina beach, nc. we left the club, drove 50 miles, went to the CB couple,s house, and set up our own party i know it was a coincidence, but you dont nesessarily have to find swingers only clubs.

Great post. I have a question ONLY for single females who swing. What about men? Do you only go on conventional dates with single guys or do you consider telling them about the lifestyle? And if so, how long and how well would you have to know them? Also, would you ever consider dating a single man you knew to be in the lifestyle? I don't think a single female has ever answered this question before.

jen · 06-15-2003, 01:05 AM

Sometimes when I date, I may pose hypothetical questions regarding swinging. If the guy is interesting enough for me to care about his opinion that is.

Sometimes you go on a date only to discover that the guy sitting across from or beside you is - so not what you'd thought - that works in reverse of course.

On those occasions - why bother. Actually, on those occasions, the date is mysteriously interupted.

Flori_DAMAN · 06-15-2003, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by jen
Sometimes when I date, I may pose hypothetical questions regarding swinging. If the guy is interesting enough for me to care about his opinion that is.

Sometimes you go on a date only to discover that the guy sitting across from or beside you is - so not what you'd thought - that works in reverse of course.

On those occasions - why bother. Actually, on those occasions, the date is mysteriously interupted.

Mysteriously interupted? I guess I am not a bad guy. All of my dates finish anyhow.

John

jen · 06-15-2003, 02:08 AM

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Mysteriously interupted? I guess I am not a bad guy. All of my dates finish anyhow.

Who could ever think you a bad guy John?

Mysterious interuptions...

Oops I have to go, I forgot to close the washing machine.

Sheesh, I just realized I should have been at work 20 minutes ago.

Oh no, darn, darn, darn, I can't stay my shoes just aren't pretty enough for this environment.

Those are just off the top of my head.

Flori_DAMAN · 06-15-2003, 02:12 AM

I have never had to bail out on a date. I just hang in there and listen to them go on and on. IT is so frustrating. I wish I had the balls to just say, HEY, my dryer is done! Not me...I listen to them talk incessantly about shit that I have no use for.

Oh well.

John

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05-17-2003, 01:12 AM	#91 (permalink)
EternallySingle Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,035 Location: Michigan Status: Single Male SLS Name:ABSingleMan	Actually, I read several papers on this, most by women psychologists and vets. Women (in general) like cats because cats are not as noisy, don't get as big, and don't crave attention as much as dogs, making them easier to take care of in the long run. Men, on the other hand, like to say "look what I've done". When you combine that with a dogs eagerness to please and ability to learn things, dogs and men go together easily. Of course these are generalizations, but they are generally true. Besides, everyone knows dogs are better than cats. __________________ "Style is not lusting after somone because they are cool. Style is loving yourself till everyone else does too." Prince

05-17-2003, 01:14 AM	#92 (permalink)
EternallySingle Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,035 Location: Michigan Status: Single Male SLS Name:ABSingleMan	Oh, and why are most animal behaviorist female? __________________ "Style is not lusting after somone because they are cool. Style is loving yourself till everyone else does too." Prince

05-20-2003, 11:58 AM	#98 (permalink)
Roxysbayou Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,376 Location: Louisiana Status: Married Female SLS Name:likethat	I ran across this today and thought that if fit into this conversation nicely.... A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!" __________________ I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah! --Austin Powers

06-13-2003, 06:55 AM	#99 (permalink)
dpdarling Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 43 Location: cherry grove beach, sc Status: single female	legit i meet people at places like beach clubs or night clubs, that dont necessarily cater to swingers. i went to a night club in little river, sc, and met a couple who happened to be mutual acquaintances of a lifestyle couple in carolina beach, nc. we left the club, drove 50 miles, went to the CB couple,s house, and set up our own party i know it was a coincidence, but you dont nesessarily have to find swingers only clubs. __________________ misty

06-13-2003, 08:18 AM	#100 (permalink)
BK4169 Active Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 30 Location: New York Status: single male	re: "being clean down there" That reminds me of a young lady that I had been friends with for years, and we decided to wrinkle some sheets, well, let's just say she didn't pass the sniff test. so I told her that taking a shower with a hot woman really turned me on, it does, we did, and that took care of the problem! BK

06-15-2003, 01:05 AM	#102 (permalink)
jen Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,118 Location: above a rainbow Status: un dolce uno	dating Sometimes when I date, I may pose hypothetical questions regarding swinging. If the guy is interesting enough for me to care about his opinion that is. Sometimes you go on a date only to discover that the guy sitting across from or beside you is - so not what you'd thought - that works in reverse of course. On those occasions - why bother. Actually, on those occasions, the date is mysteriously interupted. __________________ April in Tulsa - it's fun for everyone!

06-15-2003, 02:12 AM	#105 (permalink)
Flori_DAMAN Previously of MichiganCouple Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,100 Location: Vero Beach Florida Status: Single Male	I have never had to bail out on a date. I just hang in there and listen to them go on and on. IT is so frustrating. I wish I had the balls to just say, HEY, my dryer is done! Not me...I listen to them talk incessantly about shit that I have no use for. Oh well. John

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