How single male finds single female into swinging

Roxysbayou · 05-16-2003, 10:34 AM

Thank you! :blushing:

I truely enjoy your posts as well. I hardly ever read them without catching myself laughing out load!

BradAndJanet · 05-16-2003, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
...I am back on the damn horse lol. ...

Awesome, John! I am very happy for you!

-B

EternallySingle · 05-16-2003, 06:20 PM

Well, I am going to a movie with a woman who owns a flower shop in the next town over. Seems one of her employees is on a dating site I use and, for some reason, said some nice things about me to her boss. Another is a the assistant to a certain executive I used to date. The third got back together with her boyfriend (boo hoooooo). Well, so much for saving money this month. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Flori_DAMAN · 05-16-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by EternallySingle
Well, I am going to a movie with a woman who owns a flower shop in the next town over. Seems one of her employees is on a dating site I use and, for some reason, said some nice things about me to her boss. Another is a the assistant to a certain executive I used to date. The third got back together with her boyfriend (boo hoooooo). Well, so much for saving money this month. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hey, methinks spring is in the air! OF course its 90 here every day lately but its still spring....and what the hell is money for anyhow huh? Females obviously!

John (hopes that don't sound sexist

)

Roxysbayou · 05-16-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
Hey, methinks spring is in the air! OF course its 90 here every day lately but its still spring....and what the hell is money for anyhow huh? Females obviously!

John (hopes that don't sound sexist )

I'm not offended! I like money!

Flori_DAMAN · 05-16-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Roxysbayou
I'm not offended! I like money!

Speaking of pussy, I got a cat. It is white with two different colored eyes. Finally. I lost my 14 year old black cat last year. Her name was Furball. My daughters first memory was of her. Her brother decided to call this one Snowball. It is a male 3 years old. He lived with a guy for two years and a gal owns her but everytime a man comes around he leeches onto him. So she decided to give him to me cuz she has to move and he likes men.

I knew I'd get some pussy soon but I had no idea.

Oh were we speaking of pussy?

John (excited bout his new pussy anyhow).

Roxysbayou · 05-16-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
I knew I'd get some pussy soon but I had no idea.

Oh were we speaking of pussy?

John (excited bout his new pussy anyhow).

Well you know what they say...Any pussy is a good pussy! I hope that you enjoy it!

CABob · 05-16-2003, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Roxysbayou
Well you know what they say...Any pussy is a good pussy! I hope that you enjoy it!

Oh I beg to differ Ms. Roxy....

Not all pussy is as sweet and delicious as you would like us hungry men to believe. If a lady doesn't get down there and scub up once in a while, it can get pretty nasty. I always do "the test" before I go down on a lady. :p

Roxysbayou · 05-16-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by CABob
Oh I beg to differ Ms. Roxy....

Not all pussy is as sweet and delicious as you would like us hungry men to believe. If a lady doesn't get down there and scub up once in a while, it can get pretty nasty. I always do "the test" before I go down on a lady. :p

That's just nasty and I would hope that any woman would be decent enough to clean herself well before allowing anybody to go down there. :p

Flori_DAMAN · 05-16-2003, 09:48 PM

Wow that took a real turn.

LMAO

Roxysbayou · 05-16-2003, 09:50 PM

Boy did it!

EternallySingle · 05-17-2003, 12:06 AM

WTHDTCF? = Where The Hell Did That Come From?

EternallySingle · 05-17-2003, 12:08 AM

WDTCF = where did that come from?

Of course, that post could also be responded to with my personal favorite, WTF?

Flori_DAMAN · 05-17-2003, 12:46 AM

Speaking of cat scratch fever.

I understand that females think cats are smarter than dogs.

Men think dogs are smarter than cats.

This is my perception anyhow.

Has anyone else noticed this?

John

Roxysbayou · 05-17-2003, 01:11 AM

I find that dogs are bit goofy, and cats tend to be a little bitchy. Maybe there is some correlation to dog being mans best friend and women loving cats.

Although I am definately not a cat person myself, I do tend to get a little bitchy.

Roxy- :evil:

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05-16-2003, 10:34 AM	#76 (permalink)
Roxysbayou Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,376 Location: Louisiana Status: Married Female SLS Name:likethat	Thank you! :blushing: I truely enjoy your posts as well. I hardly ever read them without catching myself laughing out load! __________________ I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah! --Austin Powers

05-16-2003, 06:20 PM	#78 (permalink)
EternallySingle Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,035 Location: Michigan Status: Single Male SLS Name:ABSingleMan	Damn, you beat me by one Well, I am going to a movie with a woman who owns a flower shop in the next town over. Seems one of her employees is on a dating site I use and, for some reason, said some nice things about me to her boss. Another is a the assistant to a certain executive I used to date. The third got back together with her boyfriend (boo hoooooo). Well, so much for saving money this month. hahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ "Style is not lusting after somone because they are cool. Style is loving yourself till everyone else does too." Prince

05-16-2003, 09:50 PM	#86 (permalink)
Roxysbayou Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,376 Location: Louisiana Status: Married Female SLS Name:likethat	Boy did it! __________________ I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah! --Austin Powers

05-17-2003, 12:06 AM	#87 (permalink)
EternallySingle Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,035 Location: Michigan Status: Single Male SLS Name:ABSingleMan	A new chat acronym has just been created WTHDTCF? = Where The Hell Did That Come From? __________________ "Style is not lusting after somone because they are cool. Style is loving yourself till everyone else does too." Prince

05-16-2003, 09:48 PM	#85 (permalink)
Flori_DAMAN Previously of MichiganCouple Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,100 Location: Vero Beach Florida Status: Single Male	Wow that took a real turn. LMAO

05-17-2003, 12:08 AM	#88 (permalink)
EternallySingle Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,035 Location: Michigan Status: Single Male SLS Name:ABSingleMan	or you could use WDTCF = where did that come from? Of course, that post could also be responded to with my personal favorite, WTF? __________________ "Style is not lusting after somone because they are cool. Style is loving yourself till everyone else does too." Prince

05-17-2003, 12:46 AM	#89 (permalink)
Flori_DAMAN Previously of MichiganCouple Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,100 Location: Vero Beach Florida Status: Single Male	Speaking of cat scratch fever. I understand that females think cats are smarter than dogs. Men think dogs are smarter than cats. This is my perception anyhow. Has anyone else noticed this? John

05-17-2003, 01:11 AM	#90 (permalink)
Roxysbayou Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,376 Location: Louisiana Status: Married Female SLS Name:likethat	I find that dogs are bit goofy, and cats tend to be a little bitchy. Maybe there is some correlation to dog being mans best friend and women loving cats. Although I am definately not a cat person myself, I do tend to get a little bitchy. Roxy- :evil: __________________ I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah! --Austin Powers

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