How single male finds single female into swinging

[EternallySingle]

Originally posted by PaulKing
" I found the secret was to include a direct phone number as most couples act on impulse. The wording of the ad., is also very important.

direct phone numbers are SUPER DANGEROUS if put in a magazine or online. Do you know it only takes three phone calls, one to directory assistance, one to the phone company, and one to "Miss Dig" (the people who tell you where power lines and gas lines are buried in Michigan...what is it called where you live) to find out the name, address, and social security number of the person who registered the number? It is one of the most basic identity theft scams, and can make for some very dangerous times when dating online or through magazines. Life is dangerous enough without making yourself an easier target.

[Flori_DAMAN]

Originally posted by EternallySingle
direct phone numbers are SUPER DANGEROUS if put in a magazine or online. Do you know it only takes three phone calls, one to directory assistance, one to the phone company, and one to "Miss Dig" (the people who tell you where power lines and gas lines are buried in Michigan...what is it called where you live) to find out the name, address, and social security number of the person who registered the number? It is one of the most basic identity theft scams, and can make for some very dangerous times when dating online or through magazines. Life is dangerous enough without making yourself an easier target.

OK, number ONE. I met Miss Dig at a social party. She seemed kind of decieving but in an underground sort of way. She could disarm you in a heartbeat.

I am rather insulted that you could suggest that she would or could supply a social security numbert though.

John.

[OhioCouple]

Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
I am rather insulted that you could suggest that she would or could supply a social security numbert though.

What did I miss here?

Lori

[Flori_DAMAN]

Originally posted by OhioCouple
What did I miss here?

Lori

You missed nothing.

I was joking about Miss DIg. Miss Dig was a michigan thing. THey put yellow flags ALL OVER The place to say DONT DIG HERE>...its a michigan thing.

JOhn

[CABob]

Speed dating sounds fun, the worst that could happen is I catch a cold from shaking so many hands, right? If it helps me find the Elusive Single, Swinging Female, sign me up!

[Flori_DAMAN]

I was supposed to go tonight but can't do it.

I had such a frightful day that I feel like I will be a ball of nerves having to meet 8 females in one night.

I haven't met 8 eligible females in the last 3 months.

It sounds too overwhelming for me tonight.

Next week for sure though.

I need to be at the high point in my bio-rythms for this one.

John.

[BradAndJanet]

Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
I was supposed to go tonight but can't do it.

I had such a frightful day that I feel like I will be a ball of nerves having to meet 8 females in one night.

I haven't met 8 eligible females in the last 3 months.

It sounds too overwhelming for me tonight.

Next week for sure though.

I need to be at the high point in my bio-rythms for this one.

John.

John, I really mean this, and I hope you won't take it the wrong way, but I sincerely hope you get laid soon

Those ladies? They're probably as nervous as you, what with having to meet 8 men in one night

You know you gotta get back up on that horse and ride it, don't ya?

-B

[Flori_DAMAN]

Originally posted by BradAndJanet
John, I really mean this, and I hope you won't take it the wrong way, but I sincerely hope you get laid soon

Those ladies? They're probably as nervous as you, what with having to meet 8 men in one night

You know you gotta get back up on that horse and ride it, don't ya?

-B

When you have been laid hundreds of times getting laid dont matter.

I know I am annoying cuz of it but hey. I don't care to get laid. I want love. To ride the horse is soooooooo easy. To live in the same stable is sooooooooo hard now. It is getting worse too.

I actually get paranoid when a female likes me. I am destined to get old and probably will never get laid again.

Everytime one likes me I think she is coming across too strong. When she ignores me I think she is going to use that against me.

Im doomed.

John.

[EternallySingle]

John, I know E*X*A*C*T*L*Y what you mean. Ever be somewhere minding your own business and an attractive woman starts flirting with you? Instinct tells you to flirt back but in the back of your mind you're going "yeah, she's just having fun with me and is probably doing this to get a laugh out of her friends" so after five or ten minutes you trigger the alarm on your cell phone and pick it up, then say you have to go.

[Roxysbayou]

Originally posted by EternallySingle
John, I know E*X*A*C*T*L*Y what you mean. Ever be somewhere minding your own business and an attractive woman starts flirting with you? Instinct tells you to flirt back but in the back of your mind you're going "yeah, she's just having fun with me and is probably doing this to get a laugh out of her friends" so after five or ten minutes you trigger the alarm on your cell phone and pick it up, then say you have to go.

Know wonder you are Eternally Single. Give a girl a chance!

Roxy

[EternallySingle]

For 23 years (from the time I was 14) they've never given me a chance. Women. You ask for equal treatment in everything, but when you get it you complain. Geeeeoooooowwwwwwddddd. LOL

[Roxysbayou]

I don't want equal treatment in Everything! LOL, I still want to be wined and dined, and treated like a lady. Is that to much to ask?

[Flori_DAMAN]

Well,

I finally crawled out of my cacoon. I decided to give it another chance. I am back on the damn horse lol. I actually have three local very attractive professional gals that are calling me regularly now. It is so wierd. One was my insurance agent. I liked her and never even thought of asking her out. I had to call her about something and just asked her if she were single. SHe said yes and I asked her out for dinner. She said she didn't normally date clients so I dropped it. She called me the other day and asked me out for dinner and a movie this weekend....kewl huh?

I had also met a teacher at a clam bake. She knew my daughter...we had a great conversation but once again it never crossed my mind to ask her out. It was like I was in a stupor or something. Well, I got her number and we are talking daily on the phone and she is very interested in me, she talks for hours with me and is totally single, no kids, attractive, just built a home and has a great sense of humor.....what the hell was wrong with me?

I finally started sending out letters to people on my online dating service. WOW, they write back! After exchanging some emails and pics I have a very nice lady within half an hour from here that kinda seems like she wants a physical no stings tied relationship....

All this in the last week.

I haven't actually had to "date" in many years and I think the whole idea scared me. I was also sticking my head in the past way too much and scared shitless of rejection. I feel like a real dumbass now, but im one happy dumbass.

I am definately not ugly, but I don't turn heads either. I guess I am considered handsome, but I am 45 with a lot of baggage. I decided to leave the baggage at the bus station and just go for it.

Eternallysingle, if I can do it believe me anyone can.

John.

[Roxysbayou]

Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
I am definately not ugly, but I don't turn heads either. I guess I am considered handsome, but I am 45 with a lot of baggage. I decided to leave the baggage at the bus station and just go for it.

John, it's great to hear that things are starting to look up for you! I think you've gotten the right idea, leave all of the old garbage behind you and start living a little!

[Flori_DAMAN]

Originally posted by Roxysbayou
John, it's great to hear that things are starting to look up for you! I think you've gotten the right idea, leave all of the old garbage behind you and start living a little!

Yur so darn cute Roxy, I always look forward to your posts, always upbeat...thanks!

Hugs, John