Observations On The Swinging Lifestyle From A Single Male

*LOL @ Layla*

Hubby says, "How's about "HUBBY'S Rules For Single-Guys"?"

I told him, "Sounds good to ME! Post that in the "Suggestions & Comments" section!"


CyberWife

[This message has been edited by CyberMWCouple (edited 07-25-2001).]

[LaylaSusanne]

I hereby move to change the name to the more politically correct:

"Swinging COUPLES Rules For Single Guys"

Maybe we could get Emily Post to write an introduction?

OR...we could call it "STEP AWAY FROM THE BREASTS: A single guy's guide to swinging with couples"

Open to suggestions!

BTW, Tom has a lot to say about single guys lately, too. He tells them what's what now in NO uncertain terms!

To insure it gets read, you make the title something like this....

Want your dick cut off? No? then you better read this!

CyberHusband

[JustAskJulie]

Ok, send me your rules, I'll change it to "Swinging Couples Rules for Single Guys", but you have to sendme the rules. Since the only rules I currently have are from Layla and from a woman's perspective.. "Swinging Couple" really doesn't fit (even tho I realize she is half of one.. but you know what I mean).

Julie http://www.swingersboard.com

[TNT]

Ted's rules for "Single Men",

1. Do not approach only my wife, we are a couple, and since I have final say on who I share her with, it's best to approach me first.

2. Do not tell my wife that you can give her something she has never had before..it can't be done.

3. Do not be posessive with my wife..don't touch, kiss, or fondle her unless she says it's okay to do so.

4. Don't be pushy, we will let you know if we are interested in inviting you to play with us.(Begging is so unattractive, don't you think)

5. Remember she is MY WIFE, not a single female and we are a couple, show respect and be a gentleman.

These are just some rules off the top of my head, I will probably think of more later.

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Ted and Teresa

[LaylaSusanne]

Tom read Ted's rules and agrees totally. (so do I)

He said he couldn't really think off the top of his head, but is more than willing to actually sit down and THINK about what he wants single guys to know, and then he will post it.

I know he has some good suggestions, because when he gives the club tour to a single guy, he really makes it very clear what their role is, and how they need to behave, and what is and is not okay.

My favorite line of his is: "As a single guy, you have one foot out the door already when you walk IN this club. You need to be extra polite, and extra respectful, or you'll find BOTH feet out the door, and __club owner__ will be taking $100 from some other guy to take your place."

He then covers the basic ettiquette of:
Don't touch without permission, don't enter a room unless invited, don't be pushy...etc.

But I DO LOVE that one line. After that opener, they are ALL EARS!!
(and NO ONE he's given the tour to has ever been asked to leave...and are the most often "included" guys in the club)

[JustAskJulie]

Layla, sounds like Tom needs to be the one to give the tour to all Single Guys at the club.

Ted, would you like your email posted with those rules, when I post them in the "Info" section?

Keep em coming guys.

Julie http://www.swingersboard.com