Single Males --Ya can't beat em

[danc694u]

Anyone ever had this one come up? It was good for a laugh anyway.

A profound discussion of what HE has to offer, over you. LMAO

He wants a girl just like you have. But, he's not sure about sharing her with other men. But he does know, he wants her to be BI, so he can line up MORE women.

This discussion took place online with a guy. Who obviously did not have a clue.

What can you give her, that I don't already?

Answer: 9 inches, a car, a house, and money.

She has that, what else?

Answer: She'll never have to work.

She likes working.

Answer: She won't have too. If she doesn't want too.

She has that choice now.

This conversation went along this line for almost 20 minutes. NEVER was companionship or love mentioned thoughout the entire session. And, some of them wonder why they get a bad rep.

We know they're not all like this. Just thought we'd share a bit, maybe the others can learn from this guys mistakes.

[JustAskJulie]

This was from a guy wanting to swing with you?

[danc694u]

Actually, I think the answer is no. He fell in lust with a picture. And, wanted it all for himself. So his conversation turned from swinging, to just him and Maggie hooking up. Until he realized that both of us where watching the screen.

Then he got irrate. Asking why she would even consider a man that would "use" her like that, when someone like him had so much more to offer. LMAO

[JustAskJulie]

And did she ever ask him how exactly you were using her?

[TNT]

LOL, that is just to funny...we have experienced similar conversations ourselves.

Some of my favorites are when they ask...When can I meet you?... What are you wearing right now?...What are your measurements?...Are you a true blonde?...What does your pussy look like?...Can you send me a pic?...

These questions are usually asked within the first minute of conversation and, are all signs to me that they are big LOSERS in the lifestyle.

On the flip side, just last week we received an email from a single man regarding an ad we had placed...I returned his email and stated that we were not looking for single men at this time and gave him our yahoo IDs, stating that you never know what the future might hold and he was welcome to IM us anytime.

He did IM hubby that same week, chatted with him for a while, then the next night IM'd me. Not once in the 30 minute conversation did he ever mention sex of any kind. We were both very impressed by him and it made his chances of getting with us that much better.

But like you, these conversations are good for a laugh as 95% of the time Ted and I both are sitting side by side watching the screen. And, when they tell me they can give me something that I don't already have...that's the biggest laugh...three is NOTHING, repeat NOTHING, they can give that I want and don't already have.

So....to all the single men, until you learn how to play the game...keep the laughs coming.

Teresa

[danc694u]

Originally posted by TNT:
And, when they tell me they can give me something that I don't already have...that's the biggest laugh...three is NOTHING, repeat NOTHING, they can give that I want and don't already have. Teresa

Our point exactly.

In response to Julie... No we never asked that one. Seems kind of mute. Since there is an equal amount of using going on here

[mothafugginklink]

hey, ouch, I'm a single guy and I understand the concept of respect. It seems the way your doin things just might scare off a decent single guy who just wants to get familiar with whats goin on. I dunno about alot of single guys, but I have never "begged" or been obnoxious or any of that, and any couple I have been involved with never ever heard the "I can give you" line at all. Slow down on it, thats all.