Single Males - Don't contact us, we will find you

[Mr.Essex]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

{edited for brevity}

let me cum taste u

I also love sex and fat girls

I am looking for wild fun times and love to eat juice jelly rolls but I have no time for that since I take care of my mother and I can not get out until 10:00 or so.

ru to good 2b true?

how are you!

I love sucking and licking your clit. Please write.

hi there I think ur gorgeous lets fuck

30m i love sex

*frantically cuts and pastes comments into Word document*

These are pure gold! And to think that I've been using my big boy words for years...

[ncmd_couple]

This is why single guys have a bad reputation. I got an IM request this evening, and this is what his profile said:

We are looking for:
LOOKING FOR WOMAN OR COUPLE over55 years old FOR FUN AND SEX FOR LONG TIME.YOU CAN GET ME AT…. <insert yahoo e-mail here>

Description:
LIFE IS TOO SHORT SO I AM LOOKING TO HAVE FUN IN EVERY SEC OF THIS LIFE … I AM SINGLE MAN … KIND,FUNNY AND LOVE PEOPLE …. BRN SKIN AND EYES .. BLK HAIR LOVE TO READ AND TRAVEL … I LOVE OLD MUSIC.

Our fantasies and/or real experiences:
I LOKE TO MAKE LOVE TO THE WOMAND AND HER MAN WATCH US OR HE CAN CLEAN HER PUSSY AFTER I CUM INSIDE HER ….. I LOVE TO EAT THE WOMAN PUSSY AND IN SAME TIME HER MAN SUCK OR PLAY WITH MY DICK … I NEVER Fuck ANY MAN BEFORE.

What else we’d like to say, do, see, hear about and/or learn:
SEX IS GOOD ….. LET US HAVE FUN.

He is over 100 miles away, and wow, I found his profile so inviting!!!!! Note, capitalization etc. is exactly as it read.

S

[screaminggood]

I've asked guys that try to IM me who are 200 miles away, why they do that as well. I think they are the cyber hunters, not interested in real sex.

Except for his punctuation and grammar, I don't really have a problem with what his profile says....he's being honest and there are some of us out here who don't want a long-term relationship with a single man.

[2plus2fun]

On Club Nexxus I have seen a few couples post that they are specifically looking for single males in our forum... not only that... I started in the lifestyle as a single male... so I know there is room for single males. (just do a search on this board for MMF or FMM or MFM and you will probably find alot of posts from people who interested in that... even newbies.

That said... I think the top messages I get from single males are:

"Hi... I want to lick your wifes kitty"...
"your wife has a great ass"...
"I do wanna lick your wifes belly button"
"can I suck sharon's toes??"

These are copy and pasted... and this is almost always the first message we get.

[ncmd_couple]

2plu2fun,

I agree with you, there is definately a place for single guys in swinging, and we have met some great guys. It is just the losers. In fact, just a couple of days ago a single guy IMed me. Seems like a nice guy, might even think about meeting him after we move.

S

[Thrax]

I just saw this paste from ncmd:

We are looking for:
"LOOKING FOR WOMAN OR COUPLE over55 years old FOR FUN AND SEX FOR LONG TIME.YOU CAN GET ME AT….

Description:
LIFE IS TOO SHORT SO I AM LOOKING TO HAVE FUN IN EVERY SEC OF THIS LIFE … I AM SINGLE MAN … KIND,FUNNY AND LOVE PEOPLE …. BRN SKIN AND EYES .. BLK HAIR LOVE TO READ AND TRAVEL … I LOVE OLD MUSIC.

Our fantasies and/or real experiences:
I LOKE TO MAKE LOVE TO THE WOMAND AND HER MAN WATCH US OR HE CAN CLEAN HER PUSSY AFTER I CUM INSIDE HER ….. I LOVE TO EAT THE WOMAN PUSSY AND IN SAME TIME HER MAN SUCK OR PLAY WITH MY DICK … I NEVER Fuck ANY MAN BEFORE.do, see, hear about and/or learn:
SEX IS GOOD ….. LET US HAVE FUN."
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That just makes me feel better...with regard to spelling, grammar, and just about everything else!

I hope he gets that CAPS LOCK key fixed.

Thrax