Question about Escorts.

[anewfoundsin]

I was thinking about getting an escort to keep me company and knowing prostitution is illegal, exactly what do you say on the phone and when she arrives? I tried doing google and yahoo searches and find nothing about etiqutte. I definately dont want to get arrested. Anyone knows the in's and out's of getting an escort w/out getting in trouble?

[ncmd_couple]

Anew,

Your about the same age as my son. So, I'm going to pass on some fatherly advice. Escorts are illegal in most places, and because of that you are running a risk of being arrested. The other issue is disease. There are diseases out there that will make your crank fall off! There are plenty of willing young women out there. An escort is just not worth the risks or the expense. Patients is difficult, but it pays off.

Now, if you are thinking about an escort to get into a club. Stop thinking that immediatly! For one, club owners are good at picking up on that and will bounce you out the door in a heartbeat. Also, I for one would be pissed if I was starting to play with a "couple" and found out the gal was an escort. Everything would stop right then and I would report you to the club owners.

S

[TravlParty]

I think you need to go to one of the porn sites to ask your questions. Swinging has nothing to do with escorts.

Ditto on taking one to a club.

Read more about what swingers are before even venturing into this lifestyle.

[jjtrindc]

Agreed with the above posters, this subject is completely in wrong for this forum. Read more through these forums to learn what the lifestyle is all about.

But since you are here, one other piece of advice. An escort isn't going to cure whatever void you have. Make friends. Volunteer. Join a club. Interact with the people who you share interests with and you'll find someone that accepts you for who you are. And if your lucky enough, you'll meet a nice lady like my wife who can put up with all of your BS and still love you...lol.

Good luck.

[bbarnsworth]

I saw this post yesterday and figured other people would respond and offer you some assistance. I didn't have time at the time to write a reply, as I was headed out the door.

I agree with all of the respondents so far.

Escorts may be legal in some jurisdictions (they are in my town), but prostitution outside of a brothel is illegal everywhere in the U.S. and only legal within brothels in the Nevada. You're asking for trouble with a mile high neon "T".

TravlParty is absolutely correct. Escorts and Swinging have as much in common as motorcycles and speedboats. About the only connection is both involve people. You're really asking the wrong forum about escorts.

[good times]

In our city, after she slaps the handcuffs on you, you get your name prominently displayed in the local paper.

[starryeyes]

Like good times said slapping the handcuffs on... but here they put you up on a webpage that the media constantly checks to see if anyone in position gets posted!