"PAY FOR THE PARTY"

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by jojo_man

Im right and all of you know it, but won't admit it. All of you couples wouldn't be partying in the style you do if it weren't for the single guys money "Paying For the Party". .

For this to be true would imply that the parties I go to have a large number of single males attending than couples. I pay to party, and I pay for the party just like every other couple that attends the parties I attend. From the numbers of single guys I've seen at the parties I've attended there would be no party if we were waiting on them to pay for it. As for what single guys are charged. It's the same a couple is charged... so basically, single or coupled every guy pays the same and the ladies are free. And I'm sure you'd agree that it works well that way because if there were no ladies at the party... there would be no party.

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by Thrax

And it was actually 48.95 degrees, although that adds some difficulty to the trick.

That is tuff to pull off. I hope you got a 9.7 at least on it.

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by curiousagain

That is tuff to pull off. I hope you got a 9.7 at least on it.

I only got a 9.5 (damn Russian judge). I must admit that my take-off was uneven, but I did stick the landing.

Thrax

[MoonLightKiss]

Originally Posted by jojo_man

Im a single guy too, but Im not quite as stupid or pathetic ( I am but won't admit it) as some of you other guys are. I've been reading about some of the swinging clubs and parties and all the "Rules" for single guys. Now I understand they don't want any jerks - and Im not a jerk - but like I said Im not stupid either.

Yes, you are right. I can tell by your post you couldn't POSSIBLY be a jerk. :rollseyes <----That's the look I currently have on my face right now. Good thing I can type without looking at the keyboard, huh?

Originally Posted by jojo_man

Most alll these clubs and parties only want the single guy for one thing and thats to "PAY FOR THE PARTY". They want your gawd dang $$$ but they don't want you. Then they want to belittle you and treat you like a POS make you kiss her azz at a 52.45 degree angle and get down on your hands and knees and lick her toe jamb to just get a chance to sniff her azz. I don't think they're "true" swinging women. A "true" swinging woman would be a fun loving woman with a heart full of "unconditional sweetness". Those are few and far in between.

I do happen to have a heart and unconditional sweetness. I know this because I would NEVER ever make a man kiss my ass at a 52.45 degree angle. I prefer the 180 approach. In fact, I will stand on a bar, pull my skirt up so you don't even have to bend over in the slightest when a "nice" man such as yourself chooses to kiss my ass. :rollseyes Don't believe me? Just ask my husband after an argument.

Originally Posted by jojo_man

So you single guys go ahead and let em treat you like a POS and empty out your wallet. If they aint going to treat you half way decent and treat you like your a human being and not like your dawg shhhit on the bottom of their shoe. Then just let em "PAY FOR THEir OWN DAMN PARTY".

They got some of you boys jumping through hoops, begging and rolling over like a dog on a leash. Well I got more gawd dang self respect and pride than that.

I have a fundamental belief in treating others the way they treat me. That being said, if you act like an ass, you get treated like an ass. And I don't in any way expect a man to empty his wallet for me. Well, other than the one I married And even then, I don't expect it often. But if a man chooses to empty his wallet, that is HIS choice. It does not in any way mean that I should let him "sniff my ass" or better yet fuck me. Emptying your wallet would be YOUR choice. My choice is to make you an offer .

My offer is this. Down the road from me is this nice bridge. Perhaps you would like to move there? I hear trolls favor bridges, and this one is a beauty. No graffiti, wide enough to keep the rain off of you, and lots of traffic so you can stop people on their way to and from work to pinch a few pennies here and there. Perhaps then, you wallet would not be empty after paying club fees? Then you could take all this leftover money and buy some classes that teach manners, class, respect, and maybe even get a crash course in politeness. There are quite a few single men here, such as Thrax and curiousagain that have masters degrees in those areas. They might be willing to teach you for a modest price.

[jojo_man]

Well it seems like I didn't make a very good first impression. Oh well, I never was very good at the "game" like a lot of the other guys are in here. You guys know what I mean- shoot all the BS you can at a woman, blow some sweet smoke up her hiney, and tell her every damn thing she wants to hear to keep her satisfied and her mouth shut tight around your dick. I suppose thats why women don't migrate to me very easy- Im no good at BSing and blowing sweet smoke like some of these swinging boys are.

I admit you swinging fellows have got it made. You BSed and Sweet Smoked a sexy lady into your life and your getting some good stuff. Now you got her going around telling all the other women how great you are which helps you get that much more good stuff. When actually you know your a "No Damn Good - BSing, Sweet Smokin- Son of a Bitch". Sometimes I wish I had the gift, but I don't have what it takes. Some guys have it, some guys don't.

[EternallySingle]

WOW! 19 posts in one day. Is that a record?

Ok. I do not like any of the three swing clubs in the midwest I've been able to attend. At two the guy checking IDs an invitations was a jerk to me before I even had a chance to open my mouth. At the other, I got hit on by a woman too drunk to know she was acting like the single men everyone is afraid of meeting and I got banned from there when I said no and she made a fuss.

That said, all my club experiences on the west coast were great. All my club experiences in Texas and New Mexico were great. My club experiences in Georgia and Florida were great. It will simply take an act of God to get me to go to another club in Michigan, Indiana, or Illinois again.

As for the money...I spend more going to wrestling matches with my nephews than I would going to a swing club. And I know I'm not going to get laid at a wrestling match (although, I did meet my last real swing partner because I jokingly asked her to a wrestling match and she said yes).

You have to LIGHTEN UP! If you are single and you take swinging so seriously that you have to warn other single men not swing, then you are definetly taking things way out of context. Then again, I've heard trolls don't know how to take things easy.

Julie, was this an April fools trick on us? C'mon, you can tell me. NOBODY can be that silly.

[sereneiders]

Originally Posted by jojo_man

Well it seems like I didn't make a very good first impression. Oh well, I never was very good at the "game" like a lot of the other guys are in here. You guys know what I mean- shoot all the BS you can at a woman, blow some sweet smoke up her hiney, and tell her every damn thing she wants to hear to keep her satisfied and her mouth shut tight around your dick. I suppose thats why women don't migrate to me very easy- Im no good at BSing and blowing sweet smoke like some of these swinging boys are.

I admit you swinging fellows have got it made. You BSed and Sweet Smoked a sexy lady into your life and your getting some good stuff. Now you got her going around telling all the other women how great you are which helps you get that much more good stuff. When actually you know your a "No Damn Good - BSing, Sweet Smokin- Son of a Bitch". Sometimes I wish I had the gift, but I don't have what it takes. Some guys have it, some guys don't.

You don't have it. You didn't got it. And you never will.

For you it is about guys, gals are mere fucktoys, so you claim we, the swinger guys, managed to get one of those rare fucktoys who allow us to use someone's else fucktoy. It's about guys exchanging fucktoys, and you're a guy deprived from the fucktoy you're supposedly entitled to have (just because you're a guy), and you whin at the other selfish guys who doesn't give you a piece of meat where to stick your dick.

It doesn't surprise your bad luck, no woman would ever want to be next to a guy like yourself. Moreover, they wouldn't want to touch you not even with a 10 yards pole.

FYI, the fact is, this is about wifes sharing their husbands most of the times, since they have the last word. The same ones who wouldn't touch you not even wth a 10 yards pole.

Now, go to your corner, jack off ten times in a row, empty your balls, and start by trying to score with a single woman... as we all did when we were teens. Try to develop some social skills just with ONE partner, do it with several partners... try to hold a partner for more than one night, and just then start thinking of more than one partner.

Grow up, kid.

[LOL_OMG]

Good post, thank you for the chuckles

Mrs.

[Tia Vampire]

The swing clubs are not like burger king - you can not have it your way. Single guys pay more because its more of a user situation for them. Remember that couples pay to get in also. Also, single guys are asked to donate more because they really aren't adding any spice to the party, theyre simply tasting everyone elses. It is when open honest couples, each with they're own personalities and dynamics as a couple, join in that it adds to the party.

You're coming in and using others desires and fun loving natures for youre own gratification. If you need to pick up a girl go to the bar, thats where single people go. Then after youve been dating for a while and if shes into the lifestyle also then come back and share in other peoples lives.

But it isnt about the payment because its not a cover charge, it is a gratuity for the host and or hostess so that they can continue to host these wonderful parties for us.

If you feel like youre paying for sex then youre in the wrong place, go down to the red light district of wherever you are and buy a prostitute for an hour, it'll cost about the same as donation and a bottle and you dont have to kiss anyones ass unless you like it that way.

The swing lifestyle is about couples getting together and having fun, hanging out with like-minded folks and if or when sex happens its cool. You dont go into a party with an itinerary for guaranteed service by this woman, then this woman, and followed up with a finale by those three women. The experience is always better when youre sharing and enjoying another couple.

Dude, calm down.

Not just long ago I was going to write a thread saying that 'single guys dont give up - there is still hope for you'. Because of the dilemma I'm going through now with so many clubs catering to g/g I was going to ask my fiance to change our rules so that I could be with single guys but after all this ranting youve done here, I'll be glad now to reconsider. This attititude you have presented makes it hard for other single guys. When you have the opportunity to be with a couple, you should take it for sharing in a group atmosphere where you were able to share in an incredible event, not just scoring a piece of ass.

On top of this, for the most part, it is again a couple atmosphere. If a couple or a lady is looking for the experience of a single man, they will let you know. You dont have to go score. If you mingle and have a good time, the ladies will come to you if they need and/or desire your company.

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by EternallySingle

WOW! 19 posts in one day. Is that a record?........................................... ........................Julie, was this an April fools trick on us? C'mon, you can tell me. NOBODY can be that silly.

I hadn't thought of that. It was April Fool's Day. That could explain a lot.

[VegasLee]

The most he posts the more I understand why he is single and chances are will remain that way.

He has proven he does not have a clue what swingers are about.

[lovinher]

The scary part is hanging out with swingers is most likely the only way he can get any. Assuming that even works.

[catslaughing]

My personal opinion is that the original poster is proof that some people are single for a reason.

[TNT]

Originally Posted by jojo_man

shoot all the BS you can at a woman, blow some sweet smoke up her hiney, and tell her every damn thing she wants to hear to keep her satisfied and her mouth shut tight around your dick.

Hmmm...am I the only one that sees this as a Win-Win situation? ...I get to hear what I want and he gets my mouth shut tight around his dick...hmmm, can't see a problem with this at all.

Originally Posted by jojo_man

Sometimes I wish I had the gift, but I don't have what it takes.

No dear, sorry, but you don't.


Teresa

[indiangoddess]

Its guys like you that make it hard for couples like us who would enjoy more single men if you didn't act like you were saving are marriage. You jerks act like the only reason are wife's want to have a mfm threesome is because the man can't do his job, when in all actuality its usually the man who wants to see his Love of his Life pleased by another man and you should feel honored if he allows that to be you. Instead of acting like the saviors of someones marriage. When you act this way it makes you look very ignorant and that turns of 99.9% of the couples you might of had a chance with. So grow up and see oyur self for what you really are, then do your best to change then maybe you could get a date> But frist get your head out and be grateflu if you ever find a woman instead of acting like world owes you something you haven't earnd or deserive. Mr. indian