Name That Swinger!

[JustAskJulie]

Lee's Thread "Are you a swinger?" made me think of something that might be fun...

Name that Swinger!

We know the typical variatels, as Lee described them, the Swinger, the Soft-swinger, the tease, the voyeur, and someone else mentioned and explained the lifestyler...

So let's see how many types of swingers we can come up with and create names for (just for fun).

One that we all have heard of....

The Towel Shark - a (typically) single male who goes to the clubs, stands around in his towel (if required to disrobe) and walks around wanking off while standing over anyone can he can get close enough to watch having sex.

[SCcpl40]

The silent partner- the female of a controlling husband in the lifestyle. He's lays down the rules and picks the partners, she goes along with it because it does offer her a chance to have fulfilling sex once in a while. She doesn't open up unless he's in another room. Then she's an animal.

[rathor]

The silent partner- the female of a controlling husband in the lifestyle. He's lays down the rules and picks the partners, she goes along with it because it does offer her a chance to have fulfilling sex once in a while. She doesn't open up unless he's in another room. Then she's an animal.

I never thought that happening in Swinging, not in the documentary I saw about swinging which sparked my interested, Swinger's Party Willing Wives. I thought Swingers are open to each other in sex no matter whether they are together on one bed or in different places.

We're looking to become your next best friends with benefits!

Thats really a nice siggy

[fun4Ds]

The everyone look at us, King and Queen of Swing.

We have seen a few couples that are only interested in everyone knowing who they are. They apply to all groups and parties with all the gossip about who is who, look at us we will be there. And never, not once, played in any variety of mix .

[bigdandlola12]

The everyone look at us, King and Queen of Swing.

We have seen a few couples that are only interested in everyone knowing who they are. They apply to all groups and parties with all the gossip about who is who, look at us we will be there. And never, not once, played in any variety of mix .

This also adds The Swinger Snob

The swingers who when you meet online and chat and when you realize its not gonna be a match, see you at a club with another couple you came with and are rude and hardly acknowledge you exist. Even though her spouse was into you..lol..

At least people if your not a match....you can be nice to everyone!!

[Sensuous]

Or they think they are K&Q but he has a reputation for not getting it up!

[SW_PA_Couple]

The Magicians -- Smiling after the initial meeting while intoning, "we're really happy we had this chance to meet you, let's get together again soon" after which you never hear from them again.

The Photoshoppers -- Their on-line profile pictures somehow failed to reveal their complete lack of teeth.

The Phantoms -- You are staring at your wrist watches asking each other, "How long do you wait before you can conclude they are not going to show."

[BiloxiCouple]

Cheerleaders - Bounces around and has to talk to everyone!! Which is great, but they can't focus on anything for long. Damn cheerleaders!! Similar to the King and Queen and the flirts/teasers.

[sweet_tna]

The Tigress--the overly aggressive bifem that, upon seeing any FF action going on will pounce on it, assuming she's welcome.

=)

[JustAskJulie]

The Tigress--the overly aggressive bifem that, upon seeing any FF action going on will pounce on it, assuming she's welcome.

=)

If the Tigress assumes she's welcome, what do we call the ones who pounce regardless?

[BiloxiCouple]

If the Tigress assumes she's welcome, what do we call the ones who pounce regardless?

Bitch Slapped Tigress?

[good times]

If the Tigress assumes she's welcome, what do we call the ones who pounce regardless?

We cal them the "bi-furious".

[Tia Vampire]

The fronters- Couples that brag that they play and who they have played with, only to find out that they are all talk and no action.

The only too sexy for themselves crew- We have this group of couples that come out to the house parties that will flirt with others, but when you flirt back one of the others from the group will come from the group to get them. They like to flirt and tease, but don't want to be touched by others. is up with that.
and

Bacon finders- Couples that go out to a couples only party looking for bi females, only to break up a couple.

[theboy]

Oh god, these are hilarious...

I don't know if we've been in the game long enough to 'name that swinger', but reading these are awesome!

[sexcupid]

We cal them the "bi-furious".

The first time I saw this in a profile...I thought...'wtf? Is she pissed off about being bi?'

Yes, sometimes I'm a little slow on the uptake.