Uomo's Blowjob Hypothetical

[Thrax]

Ah...the Ohio swallow. I've seen those. Luckily they aren't rare or endangered. I've never seen an African or a European swallow, though. Whoops, I take that back. I've seen one European swallow...

As for Floridians being salty or not, there are some that raise my blood pressure regardless.

[curiousagain]

In the Early 1970's this was reported in one of the State Law Reporters. I am sorry, I do not remember which one -- Massachusetts or Maryland.

Two girls live together.

One girl has sex with her boyfriend, lover. He deposits semen in her.

She is not satisfied, and after he leaves, she stimulates herself with the end of a broom handle and brings herself to climax. The broom handle gets sperm on it during this activity.

The room mate sees this, and thinks, "Well, if she was satisfied. I could be satisfied too."

She uses the same broom handle, to stimulate herself.

Becomes pregnant, and sues for paternity with the male who had sex with her room mate.

I do not know how the case was decided, or remember.

My guess is, there is no claim for paternity.

Strange what people do.

Otto

Sounds like a couple of witches to me.

[curiousagain]

Ah...the Ohio swallow. I've seen those. Luckily they aren't rare or endangered. I've never seen an African or a European swallow, though. Whoops, I take that back. I've seen one European swallow...

As for Floridians being salty or not, there are some that raise my blood pressure regardless.

I've never seen an Asian swallow. Got it on my "to do" list though.

[curiousagain]

...and I'm so glad I don't have a penis.

Want to borrow one?

[Vespertine]

Want to borrow one?

Yes please!

[Thrax]

CA, be careful, she's "heartless."

[Vespertine]

CA, be careful, she's "heartless."

I believe it was a question of you having too much heart. <EG>

[Thrax]

I believe it was a question of you having too much heart. <EG>

Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.

(Psssst, Curious, if I were you I would still be very careful.)

[curiousagain]

Yes please!

Let me get my hat.

[curiousagain]

CA, be careful, she's "heartless."

Who cares, have you seen her avatar and profile pic?

[Vespertine]

Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.

I only Bwahaha'd.

Spoo's the heartless one. Not me!!!

[Vespertine]

Let me get my hat.

I don't hear any knocks at my door yet.

[curiousagain]

Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.

All the mental masturbation is pretty much like a circle jerk without the happy ending anyway.

[curiousagain]

I don't hear any knocks at my door yet.

I'm gassing the jeep right now.

[Thrax]

Who cares, have you seen her avatar and profile pic?

Well, yes I have seen her avatar. And I hope your medical insurance covers that whole "penis borrowing" thing, just in case. Have fun, though!