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  1. #46

    Default Re: Uomo's Blowjob Hypothetical

    Ah...the Ohio swallow. I've seen those. Luckily they aren't rare or endangered. I've never seen an African or a European swallow, though. Whoops, I take that back. I've seen one European swallow...

    As for Floridians being salty or not, there are some that raise my blood pressure regardless.
    You get what you play for.

  2. #47

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    Quote Originally Posted by GerdOEvert
    In the Early 1970's this was reported in one of the State Law Reporters. I am sorry, I do not remember which one -- Massachusetts or Maryland.

    Two girls live together.

    One girl has sex with her boyfriend, lover. He deposits semen in her.

    She is not satisfied, and after he leaves, she stimulates herself with the end of a broom handle and brings herself to climax. The broom handle gets sperm on it during this activity.

    The room mate sees this, and thinks, "Well, if she was satisfied. I could be satisfied too."

    She uses the same broom handle, to stimulate herself.

    Becomes pregnant, and sues for paternity with the male who had sex with her room mate.

    I do not know how the case was decided, or remember.

    My guess is, there is no claim for paternity.

    Strange what people do.

    Otto

    Sounds like a couple of witches to me.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  3. #48

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    Ah...the Ohio swallow. I've seen those. Luckily they aren't rare or endangered. I've never seen an African or a European swallow, though. Whoops, I take that back. I've seen one European swallow...

    As for Floridians being salty or not, there are some that raise my blood pressure regardless.

    I've never seen an Asian swallow. Got it on my "to do" list though.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  4. #49

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    ...and I'm so glad I don't have a penis.

    Want to borrow one?
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  5. #50

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousagain
    Want to borrow one?
    Yes please!
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  6. #51

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    CA, be careful, she's "heartless."
    You get what you play for.

  7. #52

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    CA, be careful, she's "heartless."
    I believe it was a question of you having too much heart. <EG>

    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  8. #53

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    I believe it was a question of you having too much heart. <EG>
    Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

    Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.

    (Psssst, Curious, if I were you I would still be very careful.)
    Last edited by Thrax; 01-25-2006 at 06:49 PM.
    You get what you play for.

  9. #54

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    Yes please!
    Let me get my hat.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  10. #55

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    CA, be careful, she's "heartless."

    Who cares, have you seen her avatar and profile pic?
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  11. #56

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

    Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.
    I only Bwahaha'd.

    Spoo's the heartless one. Not me!!!
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  12. #57

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousagain
    Let me get my hat.
    I don't hear any knocks at my door yet.
    Ves

    The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

  13. #58

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrax
    Yes, that was the question. Your "answer" was heartless, not that I'm bleeding inside (too much) from your response.

    Thread hijack over. Nothing more to see here. Move along. I say, move along.
    All the mental masturbation is pretty much like a circle jerk without the happy ending anyway.
    Last edited by good times; 01-25-2006 at 07:14 PM. Reason: fixed end quote
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  14. #59

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine
    I don't hear any knocks at my door yet.
    I'm gassing the jeep right now.
    Why is it we can pleasure ourselves but not tickle ourselves?

  15. #60

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousagain
    Who cares, have you seen her avatar and profile pic?
    Well, yes I have seen her avatar. And I hope your medical insurance covers that whole "penis borrowing" thing, just in case. Have fun, though!
    You get what you play for.

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