Homemade Sex Toys

***JustAskJulie*** · 09-20-2003, 02:04 AM

For those enterprising folks who'd rather make their toys than buy them..... here are your instructions.

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

Please be sure to let us know how these work out for you. Or better yet, tell us if you create a new ones... cuz enquiring minds want to know.

Brit_Pair · 09-20-2003, 05:10 AM

Beats the heck out of spending rainy Wednesdays learning the fine art of making balloon animals!

wrnakedru · 09-20-2003, 09:36 AM

I laughed myself darned near sick reading all those ideas, most especially the ones for the men. I think what cracked me up the most was the expression on the "man" on the men's toys area.

I am wondering how many truly work - or at least, work well. I hope some adventurous soul[s] will try some and let us know!

Thanks again for sharing that one - I have already passed it along!

BiCoupleNJ · 10-04-2003, 08:46 PM

ok ok ok....
We want to know... who are the poor souls that actually came up with these ideas?!?!?!?! They have GOT to be butt ugly if they have to use balloons, condoms, toilet paper rolls, etc to get off on a Friday night. LOL.
And did anyone else catch that the guy that made the 'soap mouth' had to be pretty small? I don't know about the rest of the guys here, but even being less than what anyone could call well-endowed, I don't have a drill bit in my tool chest that could make a hole large enough for my hard dick!

Maybe The Swingers Board should have a photo contest for the most creative sex toy created with everyday items from the home!

... anxiously waiting for the paper towels to run out...

Jerry & Liz

ionsawmill · 11-01-2003, 11:30 AM

We have a couple of "found items" and homemade toys in our toy chest. One is a cigar case with the cap sealed on with silicone sealant. I took some liquid latex used for coating tool handles and created a studded version.

The other one is a set of beads strung on heavy-duty fishing line. It's dishwasher safe!

I've also used finger sleeves made for turning pages as clitoral stimulators.

When I was a kid, I used to wrap a couple of pillows in cellophane, stack them on my bed, and put my cock between them. I always wondered if my mom knew where all her cellophane had gone.

Brit_Pair · 11-02-2003, 04:35 AM

That old saying about 'necessity being the mother of invention' must have some truth to it after all!

BiCoupleNJ · 11-02-2003, 07:01 AM

Hey... those are some pretty cool toys. And it is definitely true that necessity is the mother of invention... I used to date a girl years ago that didn't have the heart to go into an adult book store to buy a dildo, so she went to Sears and bought a cordless screwdriver... it was a little thicker around than most men... and she could only really use 4-5 inches of it before she hit a handle/grip that had odd edges to it, but, for less than $20, she was able to get a cordless screwdriver... a sexual toy... and all without any odd looks from people. Talk about versatile!

ion... have you thought about buying ball bearings and sealing them in the cigar tube? They might add a bit of an interesting feel to it! We do love the idea of using the latex dip... we have a couple cans of that sitting in the garage... and NEVER thought about using it in that fashion... very cool indeed! I guess we will now have to check out your web page to see what exactly is on it... especially if toys like these are there!!!

Jerry

ionsawmill · 11-02-2003, 10:43 AM

Thanks for the compliment.

I always appreciate website traffic. I've put a lot of work into that site and it's no where near being finished.

ionsawmill · 11-02-2003, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BiCoupleNJ
I don't have a drill bit in my tool chest that could make a hole large enough for my hard dick!

Use something called a "hole saw". It attaches to your drill motor and cuts holes up to 3 inches in diameter.

BiCoupleNJ · 11-02-2003, 08:24 PM

LOL... I am thinking that you didn't catch the sarcasm that was literally dripping from the comment I made about size. That or you feel that you needed to be a wise ass for the evening!!

When I got my own set of tools, I swore that I would not do to my tools as my brothers and I did to my dad's tools - lose them in the yard, leave them in other people's cars, leave them out in the weather... you know, generally lose or ruin them. I really only need a 1/64th bit for the hole and I'll be fine. Trouble is, I don't have a clue where anything is anymore...

Jerry

PS... yeah. it is at least a LITTLE bigger than 1/64th round

ionsawmill · 11-02-2003, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BiCoupleNJ
LOL... I am thinking that you didn't catch the sarcasm that was literally dripping from the comment I made about size. That or you feel that you needed to be a wise ass for the evening!!

Little bit of both. Mainly, I just thought it was a kewl photo. How could the sight of that hole saw not inspire Olympic-style bouts of lovemaking?

Besides, how was I to know that you aren't as well-endowed as I am?

I thought most guys were cursed, as I am, with ridiculously large schlongs.

BiCoupleNJ · 11-03-2003, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ionsawmill
Besides, how was I to know that you aren't as well-endowed as I am?

I thought most guys were cursed, as I am, with ridiculously large schlongs.

Aw... ion... have you been forgetting to take your Delusions of Granduer medications again? Or did you put the magnifying glasses on instead of your regular prescription glasses?

Just remember... the larger it is, the less likely it is that another man will appreciate that thang!!!

Jerry

cpkchic · 11-03-2003, 02:22 PM

This is a great site and has provide lots of fun for Alex and I

BiCoupleNJ · 11-03-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cpkchic
This is a great site and has provide lots of fun for Alex and I

Welcome! Welcome
You are very right about that, cpkchic... when we first joined a couple weeks ago, the first thing we thought was that it couldn't be that great a site since so few online sites devoted to swinging are that good... unless they charge you an arm & a leg. But we gave this place a chance and it is one of the most entertaining sites, adult or otherwise, that we have come across in many, many years (put it this way... since Apple rolled out the Lisa computer!!!) online!
Glad that you are being entertained by all of us. Unfortunately, now it is your turn to start entertaining us... so jump in & join the forums!!!

Jerry & Liz

TomF_22033 · 11-04-2003, 10:07 PM

Julie,

Some of those "toys" are pretty lame, but just for fun, I tried the toilet paper and codom one to see if it would work. (Girlfriend wasn't around and had nothing better to do). Well, lets just say that overall it wasn't bad. Not the greatest toy in the world, but considering the cost it was worth the effort (all 25 or so seconds of making it). The sensation was different from real sex, a blow job, handjob or oneself so that was sort of neat. This wouldn't be something that I would do all the time, but from time to time it something different is nice.

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09-20-2003, 02:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 21,178 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 53	Homemade Sex Toys For those enterprising folks who'd rather make their toys than buy them..... here are your instructions. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/ Please be sure to let us know how these work out for you. Or better yet, tell us if you create a new ones... cuz enquiring minds want to know. __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

09-20-2003, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Active Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,634 Location: UK Status: Couple	Beats the heck out of spending rainy Wednesdays learning the fine art of making balloon animals! __________________ *It's not going to be an orgy. It's a toga party . . .*

09-20-2003, 09:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
wrnakedru Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,991 Location: Bliss Status: Female	Oh my gosh Julie ............ I laughed myself darned near sick reading all those ideas, most especially the ones for the men. I think what cracked me up the most was the expression on the "man" on the men's toys area. I am wondering how many truly work - or at least, work well. I hope some adventurous soul[s] will try some and let us know! Thanks again for sharing that one - I have already passed it along!

10-04-2003, 08:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
BiCoupleNJ Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 246 Location: Central NJ Shore Status: Couple	ok ok ok.... We want to know... who are the poor souls that actually came up with these ideas?!?!?!?! They have GOT to be butt ugly if they have to use balloons, condoms, toilet paper rolls, etc to get off on a Friday night. LOL. And did anyone else catch that the guy that made the 'soap mouth' had to be pretty small? I don't know about the rest of the guys here, but even being less than what anyone could call well-endowed, I don't have a drill bit in my tool chest that could make a hole large enough for my hard dick! Maybe The Swingers Board should have a photo contest for the most creative sex toy created with everyday items from the home! ... anxiously waiting for the paper towels to run out... Jerry & Liz __________________ BiCoupleNJ From the beautiful shores of Central NJ :-)

11-01-2003, 11:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
ionsawmill Purveyors of Perviness Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 273 Location: Southwestern Alabama Status: He's Bisexual She's still thinking about it. They are happily married! SLS Name:ionsawmill Blog Entries: 1	Homemade dildo. We have a couple of "found items" and homemade toys in our toy chest. One is a cigar case with the cap sealed on with silicone sealant. I took some liquid latex used for coating tool handles and created a studded version. The other one is a set of beads strung on heavy-duty fishing line. It's dishwasher safe! I've also used finger sleeves made for turning pages as clitoral stimulators. When I was a kid, I used to wrap a couple of pillows in cellophane, stack them on my bed, and put my cock between them. I always wondered if my mom knew where all her cellophane had gone. __________________ IonSawmill@Yahoo.com He is "Tainted Homily" - She is "Deal Earner"

11-02-2003, 04:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Active Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,634 Location: UK Status: Couple	That old saying about 'necessity being the mother of invention' must have some truth to it after all! __________________ *It's not going to be an orgy. It's a toga party . . .*

11-02-2003, 07:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
BiCoupleNJ Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 246 Location: Central NJ Shore Status: Couple	Hey... those are some pretty cool toys. And it is definitely true that necessity is the mother of invention... I used to date a girl years ago that didn't have the heart to go into an adult book store to buy a dildo, so she went to Sears and bought a cordless screwdriver... it was a little thicker around than most men... and she could only really use 4-5 inches of it before she hit a handle/grip that had odd edges to it, but, for less than $20, she was able to get a cordless screwdriver... a sexual toy... and all without any odd looks from people. Talk about versatile! ion... have you thought about buying ball bearings and sealing them in the cigar tube? They might add a bit of an interesting feel to it! We do love the idea of using the latex dip... we have a couple cans of that sitting in the garage... and NEVER thought about using it in that fashion... very cool indeed! I guess we will now have to check out your web page to see what exactly is on it... especially if toys like these are there!!! Jerry __________________ BiCoupleNJ From the beautiful shores of Central NJ :-)

11-02-2003, 10:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
ionsawmill Purveyors of Perviness Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 273 Location: Southwestern Alabama Status: He's Bisexual She's still thinking about it. They are happily married! SLS Name:ionsawmill Blog Entries: 1	Thanks... Thanks for the compliment. I always appreciate website traffic. I've put a lot of work into that site and it's no where near being finished. __________________ IonSawmill@Yahoo.com He is "Tainted Homily" - She is "Deal Earner"

11-02-2003, 08:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
BiCoupleNJ Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 246 Location: Central NJ Shore Status: Couple	LOL... I am thinking that you didn't catch the sarcasm that was literally dripping from the comment I made about size. That or you feel that you needed to be a wise ass for the evening!! When I got my own set of tools, I swore that I would not do to my tools as my brothers and I did to my dad's tools - lose them in the yard, leave them in other people's cars, leave them out in the weather... you know, generally lose or ruin them. I really only need a 1/64th bit for the hole and I'll be fine. Trouble is, I don't have a clue where anything is anymore... Jerry PS... yeah. it is at least a LITTLE bigger than 1/64th round __________________ BiCoupleNJ From the beautiful shores of Central NJ :-)

11-03-2003, 02:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
cpkchic Registered Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4 Location: Cheyenne. WY Status: couple	This is a great site and has provide lots of fun for Alex and I

11-04-2003, 10:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
TomF_22033 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 201 Location: Christiansburg, VA Status: Single Male	Julie, Some of those "toys" are pretty lame, but just for fun, I tried the toilet paper and codom one to see if it would work. (Girlfriend wasn't around and had nothing better to do). Well, lets just say that overall it wasn't bad. Not the greatest toy in the world, but considering the cost it was worth the effort (all 25 or so seconds of making it). The sensation was different from real sex, a blow job, handjob or oneself so that was sort of neat. This wouldn't be something that I would do all the time, but from time to time it something different is nice.

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