Watching porn

[bbcpl4cpl]

Thanks for the info!

Hey...honey...can I get us the playboy channel???? Damn it, he's snoring!!!

LOL

Tigress xx

[DragonsLair]

I mean really is that how you ask for things..

Shouldn't you go over and unzip him then take him in your mouth..and when he opens his eyes and moans, you slide him out and say....while licking him....

Hey Honey (Slurp Slurp) can we get the PlayBoy Channel (Slurp)

He will have nothing else to say but yes, yes...Yees..YYEeeSSS...YYYeEESSSS...


I am T(Maker of that 800th Post whoopie)She is A(What Whoopie Is All About)

[bbcpl4cpl]

Don't get me wrong, that is a nice way to ask for say a brand new car or some money for a shopping spree or something....

but it's the playboy channel. He could be deader than a doornail and still say yes to this question! He's a man!

LOL

Tigress xx

[DragonsLair]

Yes thats true..but us men have to stick together and if I could get him a little head, well then I would feel my work was accomplished for the day lol.....

I am T(Always Willing To Help MankInd)She is A(Always Willing)

[bbcpl4cpl]

We shall call you defender of the bj!!!

Helping Men everywhere.

Thanks for the smile.

Love,

Tigress xx

[Brit_Pair]

Originally posted by BradAndJanet
Oh, yes, I would say there is a huge difference between the 'bulk commercial' porn that comprises the majority of what's made today and those films (except for perhaps Deep Throat, which I found just plain dumb.) They featured actual cinematography, acting, character development and plot, which to me made them much hotter than today's stuff.

I read something about the commentary that features on the DVD version of 'The Opening of Misty Beethoven'. Apparently, a typical modern day porn, shot on DV, will be done in a day. One of the lavish Paul Thomas/Vivid productions might shoot for five or six days. But back in the '16/35mm was common' era, the shooting of 'Misty Beethoven' took a whole three weeks.

Says a lot about quality control.

[Brit_Pair]

Originally posted by DragonsLair
I admit in the past, the pay for soft porn channels were very disappointing. But over the last two years we have had a full subscription to the playboy channel 24/7 for 18.99/mos. They have started coming out with XX porn (which means no money shot)but you get to see everything now.

Here in the UK, it's nothing but softcore.

Over here, satellite and cable TV is pretty well in the hands of one organisation (Rupert Murdoch and his SKY empire) so all adult material can be rigorously monitored, and infringements ruthlessly enforced by the government. That said, it's possible (if you choose to purchase your own motorised satellite dish, LNB and decoder) to tune into some of the hardcore adult channels being beamed to mainland Europe. But as soon as the government becomes aware of their presence and availability here, it takes action to make the sale of the decoder cards necessary to decrypt the channels illegal. Hardcore television is still very much a black market enterprise for potential UK viewers.

Even the importation of vanilla hardcore (i.e. heterosexual sex between consenting adults with no pain or other aberrations) on VHS or DVD is illegal. If the custom boys find you trying to source your own material from Europe or the States, you end up with a warning letter, and your porn ends up in an incinerator just outside London. Do it once too often - or try importing too many titles in a single order - and you'll have the custom boys knocking at your door at 6 in the morning with a premises search warrant in hand.

The only legal means by which you can get hardcore onto your TV in the UK is by purchasing an 'R18' certificated film (UK film ratings have 18 as their highest rating, which forbids people below that age from viewing). R18 films can *only* be purchased in person from a licensed sex shop (they're licensed by local government). They cannot even be purchased by mail order.

[Brit_Pair]

Originally posted by DragonsLair
We like to watch Seven Lives Exposed and Night Calls, and Night Calls 411, Sexcetra and a few of the other shows. They are really entertaining and Instructional.

We get Sexcetera screened here on certain non-adult satellite/cable channels, later on in the evenings (11pm/12am). It's a good format, and an entertaining show. They also screen Real Sex and Laid Bare.

[CLITFRIEND]

Brit---was the book 1984 written in England by any chance??????

[Brit_Pair]

Originally posted by happysexaddict
Brit---was the book 1984 written in England by any chance??????

No. It was written in Scotland . . . on the Inner Hebredian island of Jura.

[hamptonvacpl]

I find it funny that you would pose this question on a swinger website. Most people in this lifestyle have had multiple partners, most women are bi/bi-curious and are generally more open minded about sexuality. Go ask this question to a bunch of housewives out of this lifestyle and I think your answers would agree more with your wife. :p

[alabamafuntonig]

Watching porn because we are swingers is like buying shoes because you are a women.(im not be rude or disrespectful) im just saying you don’t have to be a swinger and like porn or vice versa . That’s why the question was posed.

[Roxysbayou]

My parents used to own a video store. I assure you that housewives as well as men rented porn. I myself watched them when the store was empty and I still love to watch the ones with a good story line. Actually I have some ideas for my own. Anybody make porn movies on here?

I did have some women complain about the FF scenes, apparently they weren't into that and wanted those to be labeled so they wouldn't rent those types. So bi-sexual women are not the only ones who like porn.

Tigress-
We do rent the blocks on PPV from time to time and they are quite graphic. I think it's the Spice Network.

[OhioCouple]

Originally posted by alabamafuntonig
Watching porn because we are swingers is like buying shoes because you are a women.(im not be rude or disrespectful) im just saying you don’t have to be a swinger and like porn or vice versa . That’s why the question was posed.

Hamptonvacpl, I agree with alabamafuntonig. While we are swingers with several experiences under our belt, I have absolutely no desire to watch porn. I'm not sure where you get your data from but...

Most swingers have not had multiple partners. There are many here (in the thousands) that are still in the looking and learning stages, or perhaps they have had one experience that didn't turn out so well, so they are looking at how to make it better the next go round.

As for "most women being bi/bi-curious", that comment just makes me laugh. As a bi-sexual woman, I have found that most are 'labeled' that way for the sake of their husbands and what they want to see 'live' and in person. Please don't ask me to explain as I'd probably overload the website with too long of a post on that one.

Personally, I think you need to do more reading about swingers in general....and watching a little less porn. I mean that in a nice way.

Mrs. O

[alabamafuntonig]

Originally posted by OhioCouple
Hamptonvacpl, I agree with alabamafuntonig. While we are swingers with several experiences under our belt, I have absolutely no desire to watch porn. I'm not sure where you get your data from but...

Most swingers have not had multiple partners. There are many here (in the thousands) that are still in the looking and learning
Mrs. O

(henry passes out with acceptance of mrs o) true we have had multiple experiences but i assure you the movies make it look like all you have to do is snap your finger and the girls are doing everthing but the furniture(in some movies they do) and all the men are hung like horses . i guess thats why they call them actors.