Ancient Sex Toys

Powerglide · 07-21-2010, 02:24 PM

Hey Kids, archeology is FUN!
Stone Age carving may be ancient sex toy - Technology & science - Science - msnbc.com

**LFM2** · 07-21-2010, 02:57 PM

LOVE IT!! Sure looks like a sex toy, doesn't it?

**fun4Ds** · 07-21-2010, 04:10 PM

It looks like possibly natural bone growth, instead of a "carved" bone.

Yep, I'll bet It's the antler off an ancient unicorn.

Which...... might have directly related to their extinction.

fun4ds

**two4youinswva** · 07-21-2010, 04:17 PM

Where in the Hell do you put in the batteries?

**SW_PA_Couple** · 07-21-2010, 08:03 PM

Hmmm, a very interesting object. Four inches long? Evolution has made improvements in sex toys.

sweet_tna · 07-22-2010, 01:36 PM

If it was life-sized at the time, then evolution has improved more than just sex toys . . .

**two4youinswva** · 07-22-2010, 01:58 PM

You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question.

As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.

**cplnuswing** · 07-22-2010, 04:33 PM

Her birthday is coming soon, and now I have an idea for the perfect one-of-a-kind present. Gotta go, there is a whittling knife to be sharpened.

PB&J · 07-22-2010, 04:34 PM

Maybe it was the ancient equivalent of the dreaded cock pic from the prehistoric swingers ad site... meant to be sent by courier mammoth

lol... I've been seeing too many of those in the last few days from various men who think that's what I want to see.

**fun4Ds** · 07-22-2010, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question.

As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.

I think its metric, so

maybe 7 centimeters times 2.54...... its a whoper

**two4youinswva** · 07-22-2010, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fun4Ds

I think its metric, so

maybe 7 centimeters times 2.54...... its a whoper

Good point.
I fail at the scientific method.

sweet_tna · 07-22-2010, 05:38 PM

Guess I failed the measurement test, too. Just as well. I always tell anyone who asks me about size preferences, "It's not like I go 'round with a ruler or anything!"

=)

divenaked · 07-22-2010, 06:27 PM

that's 7cm/2.54=2 3/4"

**fun4Ds** · 07-22-2010, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by divenaked

that's 7cm/2.54=2 3/4"

That was just a test, to see who was paying attention

fun4ds

Coupleerotic22 · 07-22-2010, 10:09 PM

Quote from the article "Perhaps instead of, or in addition to, its sexual purpose, the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, "

Of course, mom needed something to tell the kids when they found it.

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07-21-2010, 02:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
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fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,487 Location: Behind door #2 Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mrmrsfun	Re: Ancient Sex Toys It looks like possibly natural bone growth, instead of a "carved" bone. Yep, I'll bet It's the antler off an ancient unicorn. Which...... might have directly related to their extinction. fun4ds

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two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,651 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads	Re: Ancient Sex Toys Where in the Hell do you put in the batteries?
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SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,677 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Ancient Sex Toys Hmmm, a very interesting object. Four inches long? Evolution has made improvements in sex toys.
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07-22-2010, 01:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Ancient Sex Toys If it was life-sized at the time, then evolution has improved more than just sex toys . . .
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07-22-2010, 01:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,651 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads	Re: Ancient Sex Toys You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question. As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.
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cplnuswing Lifestyle Mentor Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,368 Location: Georgia Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:gawildstreak	Re: Ancient Sex Toys Her birthday is coming soon, and now I have an idea for the perfect one-of-a-kind present. Gotta go, there is a whittling knife to be sharpened.

07-22-2010, 04:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
PB&J Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,308 Location: Southern Ontario Status: female half of couple	Re: Ancient Sex Toys Maybe it was the ancient equivalent of the dreaded cock pic from the prehistoric swingers ad site... meant to be sent by courier mammoth lol... I've been seeing too many of those in the last few days from various men who think that's what I want to see.
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07-22-2010, 05:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Ancient Sex Toys Guess I failed the measurement test, too. Just as well. I always tell anyone who asks me about size preferences, "It's not like I go 'round with a ruler or anything!" =)
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07-22-2010, 06:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
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Coupleerotic22 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,130 Location: Aabama Bear Cave - Don't poke the bear Status: M. Male - MrsCoupleErotic's other half	Re: Ancient Sex Toys Quote from the article "Perhaps instead of, or in addition to, its sexual purpose, the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, " Of course, mom needed something to tell the kids when they found it.

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