Threesomes... with a doll???

[LFM2]

Just for fun, sometimes I peruse the Best of Craigslist. It's amazing at some of the things you can find in there. I ran across this last night and thought I'd put this in here for thought.

Threesome with my Realdoll - mw4m
Date: 2009-05-17, 8:51PM EDT

If you don’t know what a Realdoll is, either look it up or you should probably just move on. For those that are aware, I’ll give you the stats on my girl: Gabrielle has a Face 16, Body 5, she is about 4’10”, lighter skin tone, black hair, trimmed pubic hair, and 32 E breasts. She is a hottie in every sense of the word.

If you are serious about this, we would like to hear from you. You must be respectful of both Gabrielle and myself. Neither of us have ever had a threesome before, so this will be new to both of us. Also, she isn’t the most cooperative girl as far as positioning goes – although she is tiny, she is quite heavy. Perhaps with another guy present, it would open up additional possibilities. I’m not as picky as she is, so it would probably help your chances if you addressed your messages to her She would love to hear your basic info and any thoughts/ideas for our threesome. She has several outfits she could wear for us.

* Location: portland
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Who would ever think to have a threesome with a doll? This is a first for me.

I'm a "to each their own" type of girl, so if some guy replied to this that he'd like to try a threesome with this guy and his doll... so be it. But... this one just really had me scratching my head.

[lardub]

LOL, I'm sorry but this can't be for real, wonder how many replies he recieved. All I can think about is he spent a small fortune on his dream girl and now finds out she is to heavy to get into certain positions, I'm thinking this real doll isn't so real after all. Am I being cruel here I hope not its simply i'm finding this oddly funny as the wieght of his doll is only 84lbs, and he finds her heavy, this guy must be of really small stature

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by LFM2

Who would ever think to have a threesome with a doll?

Threesome with a doll? I would not even consider having one-on-one with a doll. I would fell uncomfortable even being in a room with a doll.

I don't recall the title but I saw a science fiction movie about a future world that had fucking androids (they had a PG voice-over name for TV). Maybe this guy is way ahead of his time.

I took note of the fact that in the movie there were only female fucking androids. Do women never have a desire for a super-sophisticated technological sex toy that never has a headache and never talks back?

~M

[fun4Ds]

Eh, I don't know. Safety first, I suppose.

I'd probably do Gabriellela in a group setting, if thats what "ya'all" wanted to see.

More along the lines of theatrics, as I doubt there would be a "connection".

Loud music would be required. (Rules and boundaries on my part). Preferably something Funky...

More rules.... (yea I know, allot of rules)

But, meeting this guy with just the three of us... Naaa, I see a knife wielding hand, and hear physco music.

[TNT]

If it were Ted, myself and the doll...sure. To us, it would just be another sex toy that we had fun with. Shoot, we've often said if we were rich and had money to burn (those things cost like 6,000 bucks or so ) we'd buy one of each sex. The problem would be I don't think they'd fit in a plastic box and slide underneath the bed like the rest of our toys.

To answer an ad like that...nope. Can't see us wanting to get involved with someone who thinks his Real Doll is real...there's some mental problems going on there at the very least and we'd definitely pass on that.


You know...a couple of Real Dolls as novelty items at an on-premise club would be pretty cool...bet they'd get a quite a bit of attention.


Teresa

[warrencouple]

Originally Posted by TNT

If it were Ted, myself and the doll...sure. To us, it would just be another sex toy that we had fun with. Shoot, we've often said if we were rich and had money to burn (those things cost like 6,000 bucks or so ) we'd buy one of each sex. The problem would be I don't think they'd fit in a plastic box and slide underneath the bed like the rest of our toys.

To answer an ad like that...nope. Can't see us wanting to get involved with someone who thinks his Real Doll is real...there's some mental problems going on there at the very least and we'd definitely pass on that.


You know...a couple of Real Dolls as novelty items at an on-premise club would be pretty cool...bet they'd get a quite a bit of attention.


Teresa

Why do I now keep seeing this comic in my head??
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/android_boyfriend.png

On topic, while these things look *almost* like a person, they're still just enough "off" to be not attractive. As for this ad, I agree, I'm hearing the Psycho music.

Took a look at the Realdoll site, I don't know whether to be frightened that they've had enough demand, or what, that they now make the female Realdolls available in "shemale" flavors...

Jason

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

I took note of the fact that in the movie there were only female fucking androids. Do women never have a desire for a super-sophisticated technological sex toy that never has a headache and never talks back?

Ok, I'll show some of my nerd-fu here, and post a scene from Star Trek: TNG.
For the uninitiated, Data is a male android.

Yar: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
Data: "Of course, but ..."
Yar: "How fully?"
Data: "In every way, of course. I have been programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring ..."
Yar: "You jewel! That's exactly what I hoped."

[The Fuse]

Two movies:

Artificial Intelligence: AI, by Spielberg. Jude Law played an android gigolo and there was a female counterpart.

More appropriate: Lars and the Real Girl, from a couple of years ago. About a guy who treats his doll as a real girlfriend. Obviously he is delusional, like whoever placed the ad on Craigslist. We saw this on Netflix and it was pretty good; better than you'd think.

Although... maybe the Craigslist guy is really trying to "punk" someone.

[JustAskJulie]

I could see this as an option for a couple who wants to have a threesome, but doesn't want the possible negatives of doing so (or the trouble of finding an extra girl) - what I don't see is another person replying to a single guy and his real doll. I'm betting if he's gotten any responses they've been from other guys!

His post reminds me of the movie "Lars and the Real Girl" which if you haven't seen, you should. It's not a comedy as you might think but the story of a really lonely man.

[SW_PA_Couple]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Yar: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
Data: "Of course, but ..."
Yar: "How fully?"
Data: "In every way, of course. I have been programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring ..."
Yar: "You jewel! That's exactly what I hoped."

Now there's one I should have remembered.

[CXXC]

I just know that tonight, when I go to sleep, I will be dreaming about a real doll “Chuckie” and the background music will be "Barbie's World".

This guy is not all there. He states that Gabrielle is more picky than he is! HA HA HA!!! Way to anthropomorphize there bud!

[PB&J]

I remember seeing something... was it on sextv? (Canadian satellite channel) about these guys who treat their dolls as their girlfriends. Seriously. It was a documentary, not a movie. I have rarely seen something so sad. (And I would imagine that 84 lbs would seem heavy, when it is, literally, dead weight). They don't just fuck em,. they sit them at the table for meals, etc.

[warrencouple]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

I could see this as an option for a couple who wants to have a threesome, but doesn't want the possible negatives of doing so (or the trouble of finding an extra girl)

While I've not had the pleasure of a threesome, I will say one thing. Even if myself and the wife had the kind of money these cost, and even if she was willing to let me order one, I wouldn't, not for a "threesome," not for any reason.

Why?

Because the best part of sex (yes, I know, my experience is limited to one woman, and I married her!) is the other persons reactions to what you're doing. When you're hitting just the right spot, with just the right motion, and she's begging you to not stop, keep going, oh god OH YES! and clamps your head firmly between her thighs as you keep going, giving the little doggie bark / whimpers until she's begging you to stop for a minute and let her rest. THAT'S what makes sex great. The reaction of a "Realdoll," would be, shall we say, significantly more, restrained.

I suspect it'd be the same for the ladies, with a male Realdoll. Why not just get a good dildo to put in, while you suck off your man? It's cheaper, and easier to hide when your Mother comes to visit.

Bah.

As TnT commented, though, I could see (depending on the club) an on-premise having a couple Realdolls (say one of each sex?) As people get "looser" as the evening wears on, the "games" would start. How long can she ride the realdoll? Or, showing the newbies how to get into a good MFM threesome position. Or, even just the "I'll bet you wouldn't fuck the Realldoll in the public area!" sort of things...

Jason

[LFM2]

I've seen some blips on television, mostly HBO on Real Sex about these Real dolls. I'm going to put on my pseudo psych hat for a second though and agree that there has to be some sort of a chemical imbalance to want to spend more time and be intimate with an inanimate object rather than being social with real people. Sometimes, I'm sure it's nice to be alone and have nobody talk back or tell you what to do, but then my mind goes back to Will Smith in that movie, "I am Legend" where the only social interaction he gets is talking to mannequins at the video store and how almost goes nuts because there are no other "humans" there. That shows me he was a very social person but still wanted interaction with another human. Still, to each their own.

Now, I have no problem with using a doll as a sex toy. Decades ago, Dave had a weird friend who had a cheap blowup doll ~ until he popped it. I have no idea what abuse he was putting it through, and I'm sure the guys at the tire store wondered that too when he wanted them to patch her up. And to tell the truth, I didn't even think of using the doll, if we had one, with just Dave and I and having a threesome that way. While I think it would interesting, I prefer to have something that can give me feedback. (I don't remember, do these dolls talk? moan? groan?) I'm not sure how Dave would feel about it and he's not here to ask.

Then, as Teresa mentioned, it's not like you can stuff her under your mattress or under the bed. Do you sit her in a chair in the corner and have her stare at you all the time? *shudder*

I seriously wonder if anyone answered his ad. Quite odd at best, but we all need love, huh?

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by LFM2

Just for fun, sometimes I peruse the Best of Craigslist. It's amazing at some of the things you can find in there.

That's for sure. Best of CL is always good for either a laugh, or a WTF?
Usually it's good for both.