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Old 06-28-2009, 08:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Does anyone else have a problem with the fact that this "girl" is well under five feet tall, yet has size E breasts?!?!

She's probably very top heavy. I hope she doesn't get back problems from those giant tits LOL

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PS To clarify: that is NOT my ONLY problem with that ad.....
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The only way to make that creepier would be if both the guys were furies.
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Dang Holly, You must have planted some happy vibes today. These threads are full of fun today. Glad I checked back in this evening

I am a firm believer in technological advancements. I seriously believe for the money, in say 10-15 years, one might be surprised...Even say 50 years. Yep, dolls that can give ya the big O and a conversation at dinner. Whats to stop it from happening ? What if they actually could fuck you back ? Programed exactly to an individuals liking.

Its just a matter of getting the makers of Wii to work with nano-technology. We do some math. My people talk to your people.... Can't tell me there isn't/wouldnt be, a market ?

I would wonder at what point, the real life simulation, takes away the creepy ?

Anyways, I'm needing a beer. Some cheeze and crackers maybe, and enjoying the board this evening.... Ahh, what the hell, I'll by the house a round...
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Assuming that this ad is for real...

Yeah, there are some really weird things here, especially this part:

"I’m not as picky as she is, so it would probably help your chances if you addressed your messages to her She would love to hear your basic info and any thoughts/ideas for our threesome."

Talk to the doll??? Ummm...Yeah, right.

But what really makes my brain do flip flops in my skull is this: The guy wants to invite a very real person to come share his not so real and inert girfriend with him, bring a real person into what some would judge as a rather introverted and a-social scene!!!!

I have see those documentaries on TV about people that are into these dolls also, but this guy wanting to involve a semi-random real person in his trip seems totally counter intuitive. I mean jeez -think about it! (maybe not, thinking about it is making my head hurt.)

Only way this makes any sense to me, assuming this person is not a psycho, is if this is some "on the edge" fringe fetish combined with a strange 'role playing' adventure.

Anyway, no matter if the ad is real or a prank, this guy sure has a lot of imagination!!
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You have a great point in your question, "I would wonder at what point, the real life simulation, takes away the creepy ?"

When does technology no longer seem creepy? It will stop being creepy when society begins to accept it. When we have the ability to create machines the mimic the human form and animate them in such a way as to please us, it will only be a matter of time before they become household items. The love android will stand proudly in the closet beside the vacuum.
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Kinda cool you caught that. I was reading an article a few days ago in one of my past Rolling Stones magazine about Raymond Kurzweil. With his thoughts on the new technology development.

It not like the guy isn't packing some credentials.
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Kinda cool you caught that. I was reading an article a few days ago in one of my past Rolling Stones magazine about Raymond Kurzweil. With his thoughts on the new technology development.

It not like the guy isn't packing some credentials.
He most definately has an impressive pedigree. However, I like what Albert Einstein said,
'It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity."

I dont think he was talking aobut sex toys tho. But if you think aobut it, there are those in this world who have now closed themselves off form reality and have made a lovely existance for themselves and their DOLLS through the advances in technology. Would this have been possible 20 years ago?

Look what the internet has done to the social animal.

Makes one think. Huh?
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You can special order them to what you want them to look like and sound like? I'm thinking of all the droids in I, Robot. Put some sexy clothes on them and program them to give sexual pleasure. What about the sick bastard that programs one to do evil though, like in the movie?

What a concept, and it's probably closer to reality than we'll ever know.
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You can special order them to what you want them to look like and sound like? I'm thinking of all the droids in I, Robot. Put some sexy clothes on them and program them to give sexual pleasure. What about the sick bastard that programs one to do evil though, like in the movie?

What a concept, and it's probably closer to reality than we'll ever know.
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First off, you have to remember (Here is where I remove ANY doubt of my being a geek) that in I Robot and all of the other books pertaining to robots, by Issack Asimov, The robots were all governed by the 3 laws of robotics which through specific redundantcy would not enable a Robot to harm a human. Your concern for the "Evil" robot is unwarranted.

What the movie, "I Robot" failed to mention was that a 4th law of Robotics was introduced into the “Positronic” brain of the robot. Zeroth's Law stated that the first three laws were to be followed UNLESS it was for the betterment of mankind.

I am such a geek.

I think the androids of A.I. were hotter than the ones in I Robot.

As for the Real Doll 3some, I just can't see me getting that into having sex with a doll. Add another guy to the picture and it would feel a lot like mutual masturbation.
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Two movies:

Artificial Intelligence: AI, by Spielberg. Jude Law played an android gigolo and there was a female counterpart.

More appropriate: Lars and the Real Girl, from a couple of years ago. About a guy who treats his doll as a real girlfriend. Obviously he is delusional, like whoever placed the ad on Craigslist. We saw this on Netflix and it was pretty good . . .
OK, I found A. I. on Cinemax-on-Demand. JoAnn and I watched it together. Good movie. I guess at least some females must have a "sex from an automaton with no strings attached" fantacy, although it appears the screenplay was based upon a Brain Aldas short story, I'm guessing it might have been A Hand-Reared Boy, Brian being demonstrably not a woman.

Next I am going to find and watch Lars and the Real Girl.
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I don't recall the title but I saw a science fiction movie about a future world that had fucking androids (they had a PG voice-over name for TV). Maybe this guy is way ahead of his time.
I've often wondered just how cool it would be to have a Star Trek holodeck as my disposal. "Computer, Hefner's mansion please, with all the centerfolds from the last 20 years as they were during their photoshoots. All characters should be happy and ready to have sex with me"



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I took note of the fact that in the movie there were only female fucking androids. Do women never have a desire for a super-sophisticated technological sex toy that never has a headache and never talks back?
Of course they do. But, the porn industry is heavily tilted in favor of men. Women aren't supposed to have such carnal desires. Didn't you get the memo?


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Do women never have a desire for a super-sophisticated technological sex toy that never has a headache and never talks back?

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I'm sorry, I know I probably shouldn't be snickering (if not outright laughing) but the ad is really funny! I can't imagine that he will get much response but common.....how is that not amusing?

As for SW_PA_Couple's question.....YES!
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You folks can keep the androids. I'll take Rachel the replicant from Blade Runner.. now that's technology that isn't creepy.


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