Sexual Uses for Non-sexual Furniture/Objects

[MrkLin]

Ok, I’m a perv – I know it, accept it, and have a lot of fun in the process. One result of this fact is that there are just some times I will look at piece of innocent looking furniture or some other object, and think, “You know, that would be fun to play with at a party…”

For example, Lin received a Yoga Ball at her office. Someone or another tried using one as an office chair, and she wanted to try it. She now uses one exclusively as an office chair. She told me about it, and I’ll admit that I had never heard of one. Knowing that Google is my friend, I checked them out. It only took a couple of seconds of looking at a few pictures for my perverted mind to scream, “Now that would be fun to use at a party…”

We got one and tried it. Oh man! If you’ve never played around on a Yoga Ball, you need to check into it. They’re fun…

On another occasion, I found a picture online that showed a woman tied down on what looked like a well-padded sawhorse. “Hmmmmmmm….” I thought to myself.

I do some upholstery as a hobby, and it took about a day for me to come up with some pads that I easily mounted to a sawhorse. Yeah – it’s fun too…

How about you? Have you looked at an otherwise innocent piece of furniture or object and thought to yourself, “Hmmmm…. That thing could be fun to experiment with…” Did you try it? How did it turn out?

Inquiring minds want to know…

[LFM2]

Dave and I seen a girl violently abusing her bedpost. Does that count?

[MrkLin]

Originally Posted by LFM2

Dave and I seen a girl violently abusing her bedpost. Does that count?

That depends on whether or not she had the bedpost's consent...

Maybe they were into SM/BP? (Sadism Masochism with Bed Posts...)

Ok, I'll stop...

[mrs good times]

We consider the sexual potential when buying furniture. We were recently looking at purchasing a new reclyner and decided a wide style would make it much more comfortable for me to ride the Mr. in.

We were just discussing this morning a new bedroom set and I made sure to include the height of the bed as of major importance for edge of the bed sex. We will have to take the proper measurements before shopping because, trying it out in the store may cause a scene.

[warrencouple]

I was sitting in one of the recliner portions of our couch (recliner in the corner), with my feet on the floor on either side of the footrest, and my arms above me thinking, "hmm, add some tie downs, and remove the footrest, and you've got a nice bondage chair"

If / when the wife and I move into a bigger house (with a basement), I might try my hand at some "furniture" building...


Mr.

[exploringRM]

At one point we had a folding piece of exercise equipment that was for doing inclined sit ups, similar to a weight bench. It provided a nice entry position with she laying on it and me on the floor on my knees (had to watch the rug burn though!)

[two4youinswva]

Kinda Sorta on the same lines.... I did a GIS for "Sex Furniture" and came away with this result.
You may or may not be able to have sex on them, but they could at least be inspiration.

[SecretAsianMan]

I don't really do that so much with furniture ... but sometimes I see just random everyday objects and wonder if they've ever been "perverted" into sex toys (and typically the answer is "YES")

I had an ex-g/f who had quite the passion for anal-sex and would always wonder "...if such-and-such object could fit in her ass" - which lead to a wonderful discussion about flared-bases on any insertion device.

[Day&Night]

I had a girlfriend years ago that had this thing she liked to do with an kitchen ladder back chair.

She would straddle the chair backwards and hang on to the ladder back with her clit on the corner of the chair. She would have me enter her from behind while she bent over the chair and would rub her clit on the corner of the chair while I fucked her from behind.

It sounds and was, ackward as hell but she had the most intense orgasms that way that I have ever seen. I usually had to help her off the chair while she was orgasming and just let her lie on the floor for several minutes while she recovered.

My current girlfriend has this big overstuffed chaise lounge type chair in her house that she loves to loves to have me sit in while she grabs the back of the chair and rides me. This chair gets a lot of use when we have play friends over ! Its funny becuase when we have vanilla friends over and one of the guys sits in the chair she always gets this devilish grin and twinkle in her eyes !

[JustAskJulie]

Yoga Ball - I've used one as an office chair before... but another thought. Get one of the dildos with a suction cup on the bottom and stick it to the yoga ball... then ride away.

Another one that we've seen that we think would make a great piece of "sex furniture" is "The Bean" exercise ball.

I've been known to masturbate with some pretty vanilla items (especially in my younger days before I had access to real sex toys). The one that stands out was my metal batton (I think it's probably why I have a fetish for cold metal against my skin).

[MrkLin]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Yoga Ball - I've used one as an office chair before... but another thought. Get one of the dildos with a suction cup on the bottom and stick it to the yoga ball... then ride away.

Years back, way back when there were still mail-order catalogs that came to your house in plain, brown wrappers, I saw something like this. It was an inflatable ball a bit larger than a basket ball, that had a rubber plug built into it. That plug snapped into various different dildo attachments, some of which even vibrated. (Kind of gives the phrase "Snap-On tools" a whole different meaning, don't it...?)

I don't know if they're still made, and I don't even remember which catalog I saw it in. Maybe that's what made me think of the Yoga Ball in that manner...

[warrencouple]

Originally Posted by MrkLin

Years back, way back when there were still mail-order catalogs that came to your house in plain, brown wrappers, I saw something like this. It was an inflatable ball a bit larger than a basket ball, that had a rubber plug built into it. That plug snapped into various different dildo attachments, some of which even vibrated. (Kind of gives the phrase "Snap-On tools" a whole different meaning, don't it...?)

I don't know if they're still made, and I don't even remember which catalog I saw it in. Maybe that's what made me think of the Yoga Ball in that manner...

Yeah, there are still toys like this...
Here we go: Link

[BiloxiCouple]

This is one almost beyond.... The Water Bondage Store - Powered By JT's Stockroom - Masturbator Vee-String

[warrencouple]

Originally Posted by BiloxiCouple

This is one almost beyond.... The Water Bondage Store - Powered By JT's Stockroom - Masturbator Vee-String

I guess...
Whatever floats your boat...
But...
Yeah...

[MrkLin]

Originally Posted by warrencouple

Yeah, there are still toys like this...
Here we go: Link

That's the one! I don't know how I could forget a name like that - sheesh...

Still, look at the description - a 7" diameter ball? You'd have to be an Olympic gymnast to be able to use the thing. Nope - sorry guys. It was a good idea, but you missed it by a hair. Make the ball bigger so the lady can sit on it - not have to crouch down like she's cleaning up after the dog.

Or maybe they should offer it in various sizes - 7", 12", 20", and 24" - I mean the ball diameter. Of course, there's no accounting for taste, so if you want a 24" Snap-On tool...