Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing

mervsmom97 · 09-05-2008, 09:41 AM

Clear all furniture from the area before using your sex swing.
Last night the Mr and I got out our swing and hooked it up to the eye hook we have in the ceiling. We've done it a hundred times like this before with no problems. Until I sustained a sex related injury, lol. We were going at it pretty hot and heavy and I leaned back so that I was mostly upside down (the head rush I get when I come back upright causes and immediate orgasm). So here I am hanging upside down while my hubby is pounding on me hard. All of a sudden, BANG! Ouch! I whacked my forehead on a little table that is in the room. Knocked over the lamp, lube and our beverages.
Took me a second to shake it off, hurt like hell. Then we laughed our asses off. I saw stars last night, for all the wrong reasons.

LMAO

bbarnsworth · 09-05-2008, 10:21 AM

That's hysterical! Sorry for the bumps and bruises, but wow! "I can see stars Eddie!"

Then the questions at work the next day, "Where did you get THAT bruise from????"

SecretAsianMan · 09-05-2008, 12:34 PM

(*laughing*)

I'm sure we could start a whole new thread on this site:

SEX RELATED INJURIES !

**two4youinswva** · 09-05-2008, 05:41 PM

Ouch!

Um, hubby did stop thrusting until you recovered, didn't he?

sweet_tna · 09-05-2008, 06:04 PM

Owie! Bet that left a mark! Did hubby kiss it and make it all better?

=)

SecretAsianMan · 09-05-2008, 07:29 PM

(*laughing*) ... nothing quite like the disappointment one feels when your gal is screaming & going "Oh... OH! OH!" and you discover it's only 'cuz her head is bouncing off some hard object and NOT 'cuz you're such a manly man and making her toes curl!

bicuriocpl · 09-05-2008, 11:06 PM

Great now because of this all sex swings will come with a warning label:

Caution. Protective headgear must be worn while using this swing.

Chris&Amelia · 09-06-2008, 01:39 AM

I do have to ask if you filed a report with your Homeowner's Insurance?

"I'm sorry Mrs. Mervsmom.... how did you sustain your property loss again?"

(on a totally unrelated note, "Dear Insurance Underwriters Quarterly: I never thought it would happen to me....")

mervsmom97 · 09-13-2008, 07:06 PM

LOL. I'm glad you all enjoy my misery! Yes, he did stop thrusting until I recovered, and then he had to wait until we stopped laughing!

UPDATE: We have now moved the swing to a new beam in our ceiling. I can swing in any direction without fear of crashing into something

Chris&Amelia · 09-16-2008, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mervsmom97

LOL. I'm glad you all enjoy my misery!

Well, misery does love company.

jdavisauto · 09-16-2008, 05:42 PM

There was a sex swing in the swinger's club that we go to. We was planing on using it but a large BBW got into the swing and rip it out of the ceiling. The club never did put it back up. We do have plans on getting one for our personal use in the near future.

Willing29 · 09-19-2008, 08:26 AM

we always want to get one of these but couldn't figure out how to explain to the kids why we have hooks hanging from the ceiling. They have one at the clubs we go to but it is right out in front of everything and pretty close to the front door. A little intimidating to say the least. But yes move the furniture before using next time.

mervsmom97 · 09-19-2008, 08:31 AM

we have ours in our finished basement. It has a suspended ceiling so when we want to use our swing we just push a ceiling tile out of the way and the eye hook is screwed into a post. Works really well. We have the swing hidden in a closet. Our 5 year old saw it one day, we told her it was some of Daddy's workout equipment, hehehe.

Willing29 · 09-19-2008, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mervsmom97

we have ours in our finished basement. It has a suspended ceiling so when we want to use our swing we just push a ceiling tile out of the way and the eye hook is screwed into a post. Works really well. We have the swing hidden in a closet. Our 5 year old saw it one day, we told her it was some of Daddy's workout equipment, hehehe.

Clever, I will remember that as soon as we have a house that has a basement.

tscpl · 09-23-2008, 07:30 PM

Any idea what the present price of a sex swing is?

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09-05-2008, 09:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
mervsmom97 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 109 Location: Maine Status: M.Female Swing Lifestyle Name:friskymecpl	Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing Clear all furniture from the area before using your sex swing. Last night the Mr and I got out our swing and hooked it up to the eye hook we have in the ceiling. We've done it a hundred times like this before with no problems. Until I sustained a sex related injury, lol. We were going at it pretty hot and heavy and I leaned back so that I was mostly upside down (the head rush I get when I come back upright causes and immediate orgasm). So here I am hanging upside down while my hubby is pounding on me hard. All of a sudden, BANG! Ouch! I whacked my forehead on a little table that is in the room. Knocked over the lamp, lube and our beverages. Took me a second to shake it off, hurt like hell. Then we laughed our asses off. I saw stars last night, for all the wrong reasons. LMAO
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09-05-2008, 10:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
bbarnsworth Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,870 Location: South Central Indiana Status: Couple	Re: Note to self... That's hysterical! Sorry for the bumps and bruises, but wow! "I can see stars Eddie!" Then the questions at work the next day, "Where did you get THAT bruise from????"

09-05-2008, 12:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Tastes Great Less Filling Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,467 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: Note to self... (laughing) I'm sure we could start a whole new thread on this site: SEX RELATED INJURIES !
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09-05-2008, 05:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,653 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads	Re: Note to self... Ouch! Um, hubby did stop thrusting until you recovered, didn't he?
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09-05-2008, 06:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Note to self... Owie! Bet that left a mark! Did hubby kiss it and make it all better? =)
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09-05-2008, 07:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Tastes Great Less Filling Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,467 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Re: Note to self... (laughing) ... nothing quite like the disappointment one feels when your gal is screaming & going "Oh... OH! OH!" and you discover it's only 'cuz her head is bouncing off some hard object and NOT 'cuz you're such a manly man and making her toes curl!
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09-05-2008, 11:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
bicuriocpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 111 Location: Oregon Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:Bicuriocpl	Re: Note to self... Great now because of this all sex swings will come with a warning label: Caution. Protective headgear must be worn while using this swing.

09-06-2008, 01:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chris&Amelia Don't poke an eye out! Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,450 Location: Pennsylvania - The Poconos Status: The C of C&A Swing Lifestyle Name:PA_Panache	Re: Note to self... I do have to ask if you filed a report with your Homeowner's Insurance? "I'm sorry Mrs. Mervsmom.... how did you sustain your property loss again?" (on a totally unrelated note, "Dear Insurance Underwriters Quarterly: I never thought it would happen to me....")
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09-13-2008, 07:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
mervsmom97 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 109 Location: Maine Status: M.Female Swing Lifestyle Name:friskymecpl	Re: Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing LOL. I'm glad you all enjoy my misery! Yes, he did stop thrusting until I recovered, and then he had to wait until we stopped laughing! UPDATE: We have now moved the swing to a new beam in our ceiling. I can swing in any direction without fear of crashing into something
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09-16-2008, 05:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
jdavisauto Together we are one Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 389 Location: Las Vegas Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:jdavisauto	Re: Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing There was a sex swing in the swinger's club that we go to. We was planing on using it but a large BBW got into the swing and rip it out of the ceiling. The club never did put it back up. We do have plans on getting one for our personal use in the near future.
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09-19-2008, 08:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
Willing29 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 322 Location: Central, NJ Status: very happily Married couple	Re: Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing we always want to get one of these but couldn't figure out how to explain to the kids why we have hooks hanging from the ceiling. They have one at the clubs we go to but it is right out in front of everything and pretty close to the front door. A little intimidating to say the least. But yes move the furniture before using next time.

09-19-2008, 08:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
mervsmom97 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 109 Location: Maine Status: M.Female Swing Lifestyle Name:friskymecpl	Re: Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing we have ours in our finished basement. It has a suspended ceiling so when we want to use our swing we just push a ceiling tile out of the way and the eye hook is screwed into a post. Works really well. We have the swing hidden in a closet. Our 5 year old saw it one day, we told her it was some of Daddy's workout equipment, hehehe.
	__________________ "I'm sorry, but I think that some women pride themselves on their dick taking abilities"-Superbad

09-23-2008, 07:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
tscpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 105 Location: NJ Status: Couple	Re: Note to self... Clear the area before using sex swing Any idea what the present price of a sex swing is?

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