Where do you keep....

**TNT** · 06-17-2008, 11:27 AM

Your porn?

After reading this thread, where a lot of people said they keep porn in their closets, I just had to ask.

Ted and I have a shelf build in our bedroom that all of our DVD porn is stored on. Now, few people are ever allowed in our room...our children really don't even know what it looks like as they were never allowed pass the door way. We do have a cypher lock on our bedroom door, so if we're not in there the door is always locked, even if we're in other parts of the house as the guns are stored in our bedroom. Those people that have been in our room, were swingers so having porn out in plain sight was no big deal. Our VHS porn is under our bed, stored in a box in hopes that one day we'll get them burned to a DVD as I hate watching VHS porn

So, where do you keep your porn?

Teresa

**LFM2** · 06-17-2008, 11:36 AM

Right now, it's taking up valuable space in my dresser drawer. I really need to make other arrangements (like a bookshelf) for those. I'd rather use my dresser for what it was made for.

partyof2ormore · 06-17-2008, 03:27 PM

Ours is tucked behind my wife's sweaters in her closet.

J & L

**rpu3** · 06-17-2008, 03:51 PM

What little we have is in my nightstand bottom drawer.

ionsawmill · 06-17-2008, 06:38 PM

We have a small linen closet in our bedroom which has become a storage space for all of our sex paraphernalia. I got some plastic shoe boxes and organized the toys. The DVD's are on a shelf below all of that.

Don't know where the VHS stuff went. Haven't looked for it lately, as we don't even have a VCR anymore.

two4youinswva · 06-17-2008, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT

We do have a cypher lock on our bedroom door, so if we're not in there the door is always locked,

That is so freakin' cool! I'm gonna get me one of them!

Oh, our porn is in a hope chest that stays locked.

The gay porn is in the closet.
(see what I did there?)

**TNT** · 06-17-2008, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

That is so freakin' cool! I'm gonna get me one of them!

Oh, our porn is in a hope chest that stays locked.

The gay porn is in the closet.
(see what I did there?)

The lock went on when our oldest got to the size that she wanted to and thought could start wearing momma's clothes and shoes, without asking and sneaking in, she was 11 or 12 at the time...I caught her wearing a pair of my high heels

...I called Ted, told him I wanted a lock on our door and I didn't care what it cost...it was on the door that afternoon when I got home. It was the BEST thing we ever did

Awww hell, we keep our gay porn on the shelf with the rest of the kinky stuff...no need to lock it away

Teresa

**good times** · 06-17-2008, 11:33 PM

In the living room on the bookshelf next to the TV, or in the DVD player. Ok, I admit it, we don't have kids, and our vanilla friends don't know we swing but still think we are perverted, so it doesn't surprise them a bit.

Malachista · 06-18-2008, 10:45 AM

On my computer hard drive

Pinmonkey · 06-18-2008, 02:19 PM

Ours are in a box in the closet. And on the dresser near the dvd. And in the living near the other dvd player. We really need to consolodate.

Chris&Amelia · 06-18-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

The gay porn is in the closet.
(see what I did there?)

ROFL!!

Our porn is in our closet, tucked away to the side. Mostly VHS stuff but we got some DVD's as well.

**gatorvol64** · 06-18-2008, 06:28 PM

We don't have a lot but...it's in the nightstand. Or by the dvd player in the bedroom.

Vol

likkit69 · 06-20-2008, 02:51 AM

all of our stuff is in a chest, heavy as hell to move and getting kinda full.

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06-17-2008, 11:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
TNT Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,992 Location: baker, fl, usa Status: couple SLS Name:tblonde312 Blog Entries: 24	Where do you keep.... Your porn? After reading this thread, where a lot of people said they keep porn in their closets, I just had to ask. Ted and I have a shelf build in our bedroom that all of our DVD porn is stored on. Now, few people are ever allowed in our room...our children really don't even know what it looks like as they were never allowed pass the door way. We do have a cypher lock on our bedroom door, so if we're not in there the door is always locked, even if we're in other parts of the house as the guns are stored in our bedroom. Those people that have been in our room, were swingers so having porn out in plain sight was no big deal. Our VHS porn is under our bed, stored in a box in hopes that one day we'll get them burned to a DVD as I hate watching VHS porn So, where do you keep your porn? Teresa __________________ Ted and Teresa No lifetime is enough unless you live it in such a way as to make it enough.

06-17-2008, 11:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
LFM2 ~We're naked~ Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,459 Location: State of Confusion Status: Couple SLS Name:LFM2 Blog Entries: 4	Re: Where do you keep.... Right now, it's taking up valuable space in my dresser drawer. I really need to make other arrangements (like a bookshelf) for those. I'd rather use my dresser for what it was made for. __________________ "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." Jane Austen

06-17-2008, 03:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
partyof2ormore Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 92 Location: New Jersey Status: Married Couple	Re: Where do you keep.... Ours is tucked behind my wife's sweaters in her closet. J & L

06-17-2008, 03:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
rpu3 Doing it our way... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,103 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female SLS Name:rpu3 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Where do you keep.... What little we have is in my nightstand bottom drawer. __________________ I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. A. Brilliant

06-17-2008, 06:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
ionsawmill Purveyors of Perviness Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 273 Location: Southwestern Alabama Status: He's Bisexual She's still thinking about it. They are happily married! SLS Name:ionsawmill Blog Entries: 1	Re: Where do you keep.... We have a small linen closet in our bedroom which has become a storage space for all of our sex paraphernalia. I got some plastic shoe boxes and organized the toys. The DVD's are on a shelf below all of that. Don't know where the VHS stuff went. Haven't looked for it lately, as we don't even have a VCR anymore. __________________ IonSawmill@Yahoo.com He is "Tainted Homily" - She is "Deal Earner"

06-17-2008, 11:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,283 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times SLS Name:randp	Re: Where do you keep.... In the living room on the bookshelf next to the TV, or in the DVD player. Ok, I admit it, we don't have kids, and our vanilla friends don't know we swing but still think we are perverted, so it doesn't surprise them a bit. __________________ R (He is R, she is P)

06-18-2008, 10:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
Malachista Pussy on the Prowl Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 206 Location: Central Europe Status: Single Female Blog Entries: 22	Re: Where do you keep.... On my computer hard drive

06-18-2008, 02:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pinmonkey Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 619 Location: Buffalo, NY Status: M. Male	Re: Where do you keep.... Ours are in a box in the closet. And on the dresser near the dvd. And in the living near the other dvd player. We really need to consolodate. __________________ Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts.

06-18-2008, 06:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
gatorvol64 Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,261 Location: Florida Status: Married Couple & half of a quad Blog Entries: 9	Re: Where do you keep.... We don't have a lot but...it's in the nightstand. Or by the dvd player in the bedroom. Vol __________________ He is the Gator and she is the Vol.

06-20-2008, 02:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
likkit69 Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 53 Location: AR Status: couple SLS Name:likkit69	Re: Where do you keep.... all of our stuff is in a chest, heavy as hell to move and getting kinda full.

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