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Old 03-15-2003, 09:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I have no idea if these things are for real or not, an interesting site nonetheless.

http://www.fukingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

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Old 03-15-2003, 11:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2003, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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No! Surely not OUR sweet Julie! It just *can't* be! We know she has Toys and all, but monster machines?!??!! Say it ain't so, Julie!



Pssst!.... so, um... how can we see or watch her try the machines out? And if she asks, This conversation *Never Happened*, understand?

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I love the way they use ordinary household toold and appliances to make killer toys, but honestly, I can't say they appeal to me - actually they SCARE me. . But to each his (or her) own.

Julie, I didn't see where you could buy the machines - only the videos. Does that mean that I could find you tucked away in the back room at my local video store? lol
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I have been to their offices. I tried out one of their machines, most of them were a little too scary for me tho.

The one that I tried was the Jetaime. It wasn't too bad, it puts the Sybian to shame that's for sure. I tried the Sybian after trying the Jetaime and it was like nothing.
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$1200 for a toy? Seems like a little much to me. Would you purchase one Julie? Or is it more of just a novelty?
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Old 03-24-2003, 05:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I have no idea if these things are for real or not, an interesting site nonetheless.

http://www.fukingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

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Lori those machines are for real and I have collected on the web on some msn communities very nice and interesting pictures of little Girls having great fun with those fabulous sex toys.

Have fun <EG>

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Old 03-24-2003, 01:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lori those machines are for real and I have collected on the web on some msn communities very nice and interesting pictures of little Girls having great fun with those fabulous sex toys.

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You might want to be careful of your wording... "little girls" can be taken in a way that is very very bad.
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i think those machines are real but machines are machines and real men are real men. what do you want real men or machines?
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You might want to be careful of your wording... "little girls" can be taken in a way that is very very bad.
Oops I really beg Your pardon here. It's not in my intention to make any offense Julie. IMHO I was thinking that "little Girls" was something cute to talk about ladies... Of course I am not talking about porn child or any other horror like this. Sorry.

You are right next time I shall not use it except with my close friends (but not online on the board).

Once again I apologise if I've make some offense.

Have a good day Julie.

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Old 03-24-2003, 02:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I think you do a fine job with our very confusing language and slang. English is hard enough as a first language, let alone a second one.

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I think you do a fine job with our very confusing language and slang. English is hard enough as a first language, let alone a second one.

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Thank you very much. Sometimes I am wondering how some of You would do if they have to express themselves on a foreign board. I assume You would have the same difficulties that i can occur here. This bring me some courage to go ahead and forget my complex

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I think you do a fine job with our very confusing language and slang. English is hard enough as a first language, let alone a second one.

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I agree with both DragonsLair and Julie. I must admit that I get offended by certain personal (or what I perceive as personal) statements made by those that I do not know.

I have many friends who live abroad and the terminology of "little girl" does not bother me in the least as I know it is cultural. But....only when they say it.

Now if someone here (in America) were to use that term to me, I would be very upset and take it as either a put down (if directed to myself) or in a very questionable light (if used in a sentence).

Just another reason that we all need to be tolerant and have the willingness to learn about other cultures.

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Well, maybe in Espanol. I might still remember enough from college. (Como esta? ... Muy bien, gracias!)

I think it's very brave of you to converse in a language that is not your first. You do pretty well, I would say.

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