Pirates movie

WesternSwing · 01-01-2007, 12:20 AM

I watched Pirates at a party last fall and thought it was okay. A cut above the mass-produced porn.

However, since we got into the lifestyle porn has held less and less appeal to me. I guess because we've a) done most of it and b) I know that real orgies don't go down that way.

Mr. WS

flkeyscouple · 01-01-2007, 09:38 AM

We finally watched Pirates a few weeks ago. I liked the fact that it had a plot. We don't watch a ton of porn so I can't really say if it was better than most as far as the sex scenes go, but I thought they were good. Costumes were good. I'm far from a movie critic so I can't really complain about any of the special effects - seemed fine to me!

Sarah

Tia Vampire · 01-05-2007, 06:46 PM

i'm sorry, but i don't watch much porn. my bf watches alot of them and he said he's has not seen this one. we'll look for it and check it out. there is one i would'nt mind watching but i'm not sure of the name. i seen some of it at a swing party we was attending. i think the name of it is "Jeckle and Hyde". it seemed to have a good plot and i love old english/ victorian movies.

sexyshelby · 02-28-2007, 07:31 AM

Well, we finally watched this last night. We spent more time laughing at it than anything else. The CGI and special effects weren't bad, considering the budget. The costumes were great, and the music was excellent...but thats about it. The sex scenes were lacking, in my opinion. The plot was actually decent, but the acting was so bad that we kinda forgot about the plot.

I would maybe watch it again, if other people wanted to. But its not something I would watch alone...just not my thing.
Overall, we were pretty disappointed. Based on reviews and other opinions of it, we were expecting much more.

Although, Jules (Jesse Jane) is our new favourite porn star, she can't act for shit, but we thought she was the best porn star in the movie.

~SS

flkeyscouple · 02-28-2007, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sexyshelby

Although, Jules (Jesse Jane) is our new favourite porn star, she can't act for shit, but we thought she was the best porn star in the movie.

Us too! I had a new appreciation for her after watching Pirates! She might not be able to 'act for shit' but she's much better than some of the others!!

**good times** · 02-28-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sexyshelby

Although, Jules (Jesse Jane) is our new favourite porn star, she can't act for shit, but we thought she was the best porn star in the movie.

Me too, but for different reasons, she actually won me over more watching her in the bonus features disk than during the movie. I actually didn't think much of any of them in the actual movie. Then again we watched it while playing with some friends on the living room floor. For the record, the scenes in our living room were better than the movie, in my humble opinion.

So, based on our experience, we really liked the movie but it is probably much better if you invite over your swinger friends and play along with it. It seems to work best when you do it like the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" experience.

sexyshelby · 03-01-2007, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by good times

So, based on our experience, we really liked the movie but it is probably much better if you invite over your swinger friends and play along with it. It seems to work best when you do it like the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" experience.

Yes, I would think that this would enhance any porn experience.

We'll have to give this a try and see if we like the movie any better this time around.

~SS

**mrs good times** · 03-01-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sexyshelby

Yes, I would think that this would enhance any porn experience.

We'll have to give this a try and see if we like the movie any better this time around.

~SS

Shelby I have to tell you though that if one of the male partners says Arghhh! during sex the laughter kind of breaks the mood for a bit.

**good times** · 03-01-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs good times

Shelby I have to tell you though that if one of the male partners says Arghhh! during sex the laughter kind of breaks the mood for a bit.

OK honey, I get it, no more Arghhh! during sex.

sexyshelby · 03-02-2007, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mrs good times

Shelby I have to tell you though that if one of the male partners says Arghhh! during sex the laughter kind of breaks the mood for a bit.

Yes, I can imagine that it would.

It was bad enough hearing it in the porn, but I definitely wouldn't want to hear it from any men in my bed.

~SS

sexcupid · 03-03-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by good times

OK honey, I get it, no more Arghhh! during sex.

*rotflmao* this is too funny. thanks for all the feedback on this one. still haven't bought the movie...if the porn scenes are corny (they actually said 'arrrrgh!' during a scene? could see it if maybe when the guy was coming, if that...lol), maybe it would be better just to put on our own show. facelick

thanks again!

Maria

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01-01-2007, 12:20 AM	#16 (permalink)
WesternSwing South of disorder Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,824 Location: Utah Status: Male half of married couple	Re: Pirates movie I watched Pirates at a party last fall and thought it was okay. A cut above the mass-produced porn. However, since we got into the lifestyle porn has held less and less appeal to me. I guess because we've a) done most of it and b) I know that real orgies don't go down that way. Mr. WS __________________ "God created sex. Priests created marriage." ~ Voltaire

01-01-2007, 09:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
flkeyscouple Sarah&Roger's Female Half Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,160 Location: FL Status: couple-female half SLS Name:floridakeyscouple	Re: Pirates movie We finally watched Pirates a few weeks ago. I liked the fact that it had a plot. We don't watch a ton of porn so I can't really say if it was better than most as far as the sex scenes go, but I thought they were good. Costumes were good. I'm far from a movie critic so I can't really complain about any of the special effects - seemed fine to me! Sarah __________________ Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

01-05-2007, 06:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
Tia Vampire Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 770 Location: Florida Status: couples SLS Name:tiavampire Blog Entries: 1	Re: Pirates movie i'm sorry, but i don't watch much porn. my bf watches alot of them and he said he's has not seen this one. we'll look for it and check it out. there is one i would'nt mind watching but i'm not sure of the name. i seen some of it at a swing party we was attending. i think the name of it is "Jeckle and Hyde". it seemed to have a good plot and i love old english/ victorian movies.

02-28-2007, 07:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
sexyshelby It's not easy being easy. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,012 Location: In Bed Status: Person	Re: Pirates movie Well, we finally watched this last night. We spent more time laughing at it than anything else. The CGI and special effects weren't bad, considering the budget. The costumes were great, and the music was excellent...but thats about it. The sex scenes were lacking, in my opinion. The plot was actually decent, but the acting was so bad that we kinda forgot about the plot. I would maybe watch it again, if other people wanted to. But its not something I would watch alone...just not my thing. Overall, we were pretty disappointed. Based on reviews and other opinions of it, we were expecting much more. Although, Jules (Jesse Jane) is our new favourite porn star, she can't act for shit, but we thought she was the best porn star in the movie. ~SS __________________ What's love got to do with it? Last edited by sexyshelby : 02-28-2007 at 07:33 AM.

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