Men have you ever used a penis pump?

[cute36male]

No, I don't have a penis pump, but there is a way to increase the length and girth of your penis safely. It is by exercising your penis. It is like going to the gym every day building muscles on your arms and legs. It's the same with the penis. There is a website, which I don't know at the top of my head at the present moment, but if anyone is interested let me know.

There are various techniques to increase the length and girth of your penis. Also, there is video of how to do the proper technique from this website that you can download. The video is not long, just showing the proper technique. I believe there is 7 techniques.

I can post the website to anyone that is interested!

[ass4u]

I have tried it and it is ok but doesn't really work that well

[Robert Naramore]

Yes; I own one and have 6-10 cock rings also I have to keep it up & ready when the time comes ya know *wink* :surrender

[Alura]

I haven't tried a cock pump, but a judge in a nearby town has. Seems he got bored during trials and had one ready under his bench. Unfortunately, a female employee heard the buzzing, looked under the bench and saw what he was doing. She panicked and screamed. The reporters scrambled for the story. The judge was in deep shit!

Now, y'all gotta understand that this is Oklahoma and we have a history of weird judges, starting with Roy Bean. This guy fought like a trooper, first claiming the woman was a liar. Then his troubles deepened. During the "investigation" police found porn on his court house computer. Now, that might not have been so bad, but among the porn was a series of pics (seemingly taken in the court house) of another female court house employee giving head to who, investigators thought, was the jodge. There was talk of having the judge whip it out for the jury so they could decide if his was the dick in the pic but that was discarded as too controversial. The trial went on for months.

Eventually, his Honor resigned from the bench and got a real bad plea deal. He's in jail.

I wonder if the instructions say, "Do not use while presiding at a trial." ?


Mr. Alura

[Alura]

I've had one experience with a cock ring. There won't be another.

About a century ago, before I met Mrs. Alura, I was dating a Brazilian Lufthansa stewardess who regularly flew Sao Paulo, Rio, Dakar, Frankfurt. She had a "layover" in Frankfurt from a few hours to several days.

One evening, I picked her up in Frankfurt. She wanted to visit the Sex Shop in the Airport before going to dinner and then my place.

We finally decided on the cock ring. She thought the soft rubber knob at the top might do nice things for her clit. She was right.

Unfortunately, far too soon, serious swelling was taking place because circulation in my penis wasn't happening and the pain soon became excrutiating!

"Don't stop!!!!," she suggested.

"Like Hell, don't stop!!!!", I groaned, and started frantically (and unsuccessfully) to get the damned thing off. It was firmly in place. Nothing could move it. My penis remained painfully erect.

"I gotta cut if off!", I said frantically searching my pants for the ever-present Swiss Army Knife.

"No!!!" she cried. "Don't cut if off!!!"

"The ring, not the penis!" I assured her as I attacked the area with the knife.

It took the scissors, very carefully clipping, and about five minutes, but it did come off. My cock looked awful; like it was rotten, purple and swollen. We decided a trip to the local Gasthaus for a curative beer (and a bit of recovery time) would be the most likely cure and, in any case, preferable to the emergency room.

After a couple of Dunklebraus my friend suggested she might make it well by kissing it. (Women are talented that way, y'know? I remembered my mother kissing my wounded knee so many years before.)

Back at my flat she proved she was right. Recovery came quickly, but the memory remains. I will never so much as try one on again.


Mr. Alura

[WildMiCouple]

Originally Posted by Alura

"I gotta cut if off!", I said frantically searching my pants for the ever-present Swiss Army Knife.

"No!!!" she cried. "Don't cut if off!!!"

"The ring, not the penis!" I assured her as I attacked the area with the knife.

You're killing me Alura.
I hope to one day sit down and share a beer or two with you and hear more of your adventures in life

Brett

[TwoLittleBirds]

I have not tried one. Hmm. This was a boring post. Sorry. Let me try it a different way.

I have not tried one!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mr. Bird

[Alura]

WildMiCouple wrote:

I hope to one day sit down and share a beer or two with you and hear more of your adventures in life

I'd enjoy that, too, Brett. If y'all are ever out Tulsa way, let's make it happen!

Mr. Alura

[chp_thrill]

I've got two, the first one was too narrow and short for good use. My cock tried to exit the small hole where the tube hooks up ( ouch! ), good for the ego, not much else. Then I got the big one, with the scale on it, 18 cm on a good day, the thickness lasts a few hours and is supposed to be used with a cock ring. Most of the time I am not hairless, so that sux big time when I remove the ring. Grabs a lot of hair and won't let go.
It also has the effect of decreasing feeling in my penis, a mixed blessing I suppose. I'll have to say that the wife could care less about me getting larger, I do it for me.

m=chp thrill=f

[Alura]

Just to update y'all, the judge mentioned above recently asked for clemnency because he was being abused in prison. His plea was denied and he can expect to spend four years in the state penitentiary and will forever be labled "sex offender" and have to register his residence with the police when he gets out.

He won't be able to live near a public park, school, church, day-care center and a few other facilities. That leaves him about 10% of the city to choose from. It seems sex-offenders are having trouble finding a place to live so they live wherever thay can find accomodations and don't report to the police. The law doesn't seem to be working.

My guess is the judge wishes he'd never received the penis pump as a birthday gift.

Mr. Alura

[sexcupid]

Originally Posted by Alura

utiating!

"Don't stop!!!!," she suggested.

"I gotta cut if off!", I said frantically searching my pants for the ever-present Swiss Army Knife.

"No!!!" she cried. "Don't cut if off!!!"

"The ring, not the penis!" I assured her as I attacked the area with the knife.



Mr. Alura

rotflmao....this is the funniest thing I've read all day....of course I'm sure it wasn't particuarly humorous at the time....but so many things are after looking back on them....


Maria

[HotMoCpl]

I guess most foks on this site must be young and or in decent physical condition. I tried a pump several years ago...didn't do much for me or the wife. Last year I had to have prostate surgery. STOP! Just read on here. You younger folks may not care to hear this....until you are diagnosed with prostate cancer. At the ripe ol age of 52 I sacraficed my sex life to get rid of the cancer via nerve sparing surgery. A couple of months after surgery even Viagra didn't work nor did the shots. I always have to come back to the penis pump. The medical type comes with several sizes of rubberbands. When lubed, the slide off the tube easily (better if you shave). Sex sure ain't what it used to be, but its still SEX. In 30 to 40 minutes of sex I need to pump it up several times. If she squeezes very much, the tire goes flat. I still enjoy sex (I think the wife does too) but it is just DIFFERENT. I can say that I hope this NEVER happens to any man, but, it will happen so some. The only thing I can say is to COPE! facelick