Do you name your toys?

OttawaCuple · 05-05-2006, 10:56 AM

I just finished posting to a thread about strap-ons and there was a question about the Feeldoe.

I mentioned that I call mine "The Easter Bunny" cuz it's purple and I bought it on an Easter weekend, which got me thinking about naming toys and wondering if other people name their toys, what they name them and why.

And just to get things going, Besides my Easter Bunny, I have "Mick". Mick is a rubber dildo with a flared base for use in a strap-on . It's black, very realistic, medium-large sized, with a bulbous head and lots of gnarly veins all down its length. For some reason I imagine it's what Mick Jagger's cock would be like, except for its colour, of course. But then even the colour has something to do with the connection cuz I think Mick Jagger is, in many ways, very black.

So how about you? What do you name YOUR toys?

MrsOttawaCuple

**fun4Ds** · 05-06-2006, 06:12 AM

we have had.

big blue, mr purple. the g spot one, mr rabbit our favorite and that old broken fuckin thing that needs thrown away.

EvilMJ · 05-06-2006, 10:18 AM

BOB.....(Battery Operated Boyfriend).

Even hubby calls him bob. Ah yes, he has a special place in my heart on those cold winter nights when hubby has to work.

bourbonnchristi · 05-06-2006, 10:52 AM

We have a large dildo we call "the Hammer of the Gods" it one of those "porno cock" shaped dong. I say "porno cock" because that's the only place we've ever seen one that big was in a porno

sexyshelby · 05-06-2006, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilMJ

BOB.....(Battery Operated Boyfriend).

Now everytime I see my friend named Bob, I'm going to snicker and giggle like a little immature school girl!

~SS

EvilMJ · 05-06-2006, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexyshelby

Now everytime I see my friend named Bob, I'm going to snicker and giggle like a little immature school girl!

~SS

I aim to please. Give Bob a kiss for me

LOL_OMG · 05-09-2006, 06:20 PM

I have a Hitachi Magic Wand we call "the beast".

Mrs LOL

Tybee Swing · 05-10-2006, 03:33 PM

I call mine B.O.B., too!

I've named my husband's penis - do you all do that? Mr. Tybee's penis is named Magnum. facelick

Arrival5 · 05-10-2006, 06:53 PM

I have one dildo that we call "Brynner" as in Yul Brynner the actor - not sure why this name stuck, but I think it has something to do with a shiny bald head!

I also have a new dildo that we call "Holmes" as in John Holmes. It is supposed to be a replica from the man himself, but good God this thing is huge! If the dimensions are exact, I really wonder how the guy was able to walk around. It is so large you would almost think it was a joke/gag gift. (No pun intended.)

I also have several of the Phallix glass dildos, but I pretty much call those by their given names: The Juicer, The Baton...

FlaPlaya561 · 05-13-2006, 02:11 PM

45 bimale here south florida ... i have one that i named FRED hehehehehe it's big n thick ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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05-05-2006, 10:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
OttawaCuple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 105 Location: Ottawa Status: Couple	Do you name your toys? I just finished posting to a thread about strap-ons and there was a question about the Feeldoe. I mentioned that I call mine "The Easter Bunny" cuz it's purple and I bought it on an Easter weekend, which got me thinking about naming toys and wondering if other people name their toys, what they name them and why. And just to get things going, Besides my Easter Bunny, I have "Mick". Mick is a rubber dildo with a flared base for use in a strap-on . It's black, very realistic, medium-large sized, with a bulbous head and lots of gnarly veins all down its length. For some reason I imagine it's what Mick Jagger's cock would be like, except for its colour, of course. But then even the colour has something to do with the connection cuz I think Mick Jagger is, in many ways, very black. So how about you? What do you name YOUR toys? MrsOttawaCuple

05-06-2006, 06:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,960 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Do you name your toys? we have had. big blue, mr purple. the g spot one, mr rabbit our favorite and that old broken fuckin thing that needs thrown away. __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

05-06-2006, 10:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
EvilMJ Pure Evil..In a cute suit Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,497 Location: Nova Scotia Status: Couple	Re: Do you name your toys? BOB.....(Battery Operated Boyfriend). Even hubby calls him bob. Ah yes, he has a special place in my heart on those cold winter nights when hubby has to work. __________________ "Well! Evil to some is always good to others." - Jane Austen

05-06-2006, 10:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
bourbonnchristi Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17 Location: Pensacola, FL Status: Couple SLS Name:bourbonnchristi	Re: Do you name your toys? We have a large dildo we call "the Hammer of the Gods" it one of those "porno cock" shaped dong. I say "porno cock" because that's the only place we've ever seen one that big was in a porno

05-09-2006, 06:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
LOL_OMG Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 939 Location: where we're at Status: Couple SLS Name:LOL_OMG	Re: Do you name your toys? I have a Hitachi Magic Wand we call "the beast". Mrs LOL __________________ Somebody better go back and get a shitload of dimes!!!

05-10-2006, 03:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tybee Swing wild at heart Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,837 Location: coastal Georgia Status: couple	Re: Do you name your toys? I call mine B.O.B., too! I've named my husband's penis - do you all do that? Mr. Tybee's penis is named Magnum. facelick

05-10-2006, 06:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Arrival5 Active Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 20 Location: Richmond, VA	Re: Do you name your toys? I have one dildo that we call "Brynner" as in Yul Brynner the actor - not sure why this name stuck, but I think it has something to do with a shiny bald head! I also have a new dildo that we call "Holmes" as in John Holmes. It is supposed to be a replica from the man himself, but good God this thing is huge! If the dimensions are exact, I really wonder how the guy was able to walk around. It is so large you would almost think it was a joke/gag gift. (No pun intended.) I also have several of the Phallix glass dildos, but I pretty much call those by their given names: The Juicer, The Baton...

05-13-2006, 02:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
FlaPlaya561 The Neighborhood PC Tech Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 153 Location: West Palm Beach Florida Status: Fun Single Male SLS Name:FlaPlaya561	Re: Do you name your toys? 45 bimale here south florida ... i have one that i named FRED hehehehehe it's big n thick ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ Silence Is Golden/Duct Tape Is Silver FlaPlaya561@Yahoo.com With Webcam

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